Because the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is broadcast on the evening of the 30th of the lunar month, the local TV Spring Festival Gala is scheduled for the 29th of the lunar month in order not to broadcast it at the same time as the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Other words.

On the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, it is the day of the Spring Festival Gala war of countless local TV stations.

Due to the contract.

Zhou Tian only needs to participate in the Spring Festival Gala broadcast on Beijing TV, and other TV stations will adopt the method of video broadcast when the time comes, and just play the video recorded by Zhou Tian and Wang Le in advance.

Probably because there were too many recordings of the Spring Festival Gala in the place where Zhou Tian participated, it actually gave the audience the impression that they were all Zhou Tian.

And so it is.

Ten past eight.

Liaoning TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "How Should I Say You"!

Eight twenty o'clock.

Shandong TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "I Just Look Down on You"!

Eight forty o'clock.

Tianjin TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "Talk Football"!

Nine.

Shanghai TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "Let's Cheer Together"!

Nine-fifteen.

Yunnan TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "Let's Come Together"!

Nine thirty o'clock.

Shenzhen TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "Do We Want to Be Like This"!

Nine fifty a.m.

Jiangsu TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "I am really a super scholar"!

Ten o'clock.

Shaanxi TV Spring Festival Gala broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish"!

Ten thirty o'clock.

The Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV Station broadcast Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk "It's Not a Thing"!

Because they signed a live broadcast contract, Zhou Tian and Wang Le had no way to broadcast it on video.

Other words.

The cross talk "It's Not a Thing" performed by the two of them is a real live broadcast.

Center of the stage.

A long table, two microphones, after the host finished the curtain call, Zhou Tian and Wang Le appeared on the stage with steady steps.

"Hello everyone. Zhou Tian stood still, looked at everyone, and smiled into the microphone: "Here, Zhou Tian has given everyone a New Year's greeting first." ”

The fat man also hugged his fists and said: "New Year's greetings to everyone, I wish you all a happy New Year!"

Zhou Tiandao: "All the best!"

Fatty, "All wishes come true." ”

Zhou Tian, "Every year there is more than that." ”

Fatty, "Happy family." ”

On Sunday, "I won five million in lottery tickets." ”

In a word, the audience laughed.

Boy.

That's enough to say.

Buying lottery tickets won 5 million in all of them.

They like it, though.

Because with the popularity of the lottery, the number of lottery players who buy lottery tickets is increasing, and these people who buy lottery tickets hope that they can win the final jackpot.

So after listening to Zhou Tian's words, he subconsciously responded with their warmest applause.

In the applause of the audience, Zhou Tian said with a smile: "Applause, all of you will win 10 million prizes tomorrow." ”

One word.

A ridiculous blessing made the audience applaud even harder.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Zhou Tian, I am a cross talk actor, a host, and an actor. ”

The fat man smiled: "I can testify to what he said, what he said is true." ”

Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man next to him, "This person standing next to me is called Wang Le, nicknamed Fat Man, and he is my partner." ”

The fat man nodded, "Yes, the two of us are partners, we talk cross talk together, and we also charter a plane together." ”

Not a lot of people.

After listening to the fat man's words, the spirit came instantly.

There was a big fire on the Internet before, and the thing that once stole the limelight of the local Spring Festival Gala was the Sunday charter plane incident.

Unexpectedly.

The two of them put this meme to use here.

Surprise.

What a surprise.

Zhou Tian fainted, "What kind of mess? Who chartered the plane?"

The fat man blinked, "You, not long ago, it broke out on the Internet, saying that you specially chartered a plane in order to participate in the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV." ”

"I chartered a plane? In order to participate in the Spring Festival Gala of our Beijing TV station, I specially chartered a plane?" Zhou Tian muttered.

"That's right. ”

"Where I live, it's only three stops away from the Beijing TV station, and then I charter a plane?" Zhou Tian pouted: "From where I live, take the subway to the airport, take the plane around the capital, and finally get down, take the subway to the Beijing TV station?

The audience laughed.

was amused by Zhou Tian's words.

"Some time ago, it broke out on the Internet that you chartered a plane, and they all said that it was to participate in the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"Can we not mention the charter of the plane?"

"Okay, then you tell me, tomorrow night the two-color ball will come out of those seven numbers?" the fat man looked obscene.

"Let's talk about chartering planes. After listening to the fat man's question, Zhou Tian changed his tone and pulled the topic to the stalk of chartering a plane.

Under the stage.

The audience laughed a lot!

"Tickled me. ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... , This old terrier has been renovated by him!. ”

"Who's not. ”

A simple opening immediately shocked everyone's expressions and made them feel energetic!

Zhou Tian smiled, "Just kidding, if I really knew the winning number of the two-color ball, I would have to stand here and talk to you about cross talk, and I would have run early." ”

The fat man said helplessly: "I know that he is a person, if he really wants to win the jackpot, he must run away alone." ”

"Who ran away?" Zhou Tian raised his voice and pointed to the fat man in front of him to re-introduce, "This is my partner, the fat teacher." ”

Under the stage.

The audience laughed again.

Fat people are fat, but you can't say that, right? Besides, you can't say that you're fat in front of fat people.

Fat teacher?

Fat you sister!

"I'm speechless. The fat man said, "When you introduce me, can you directly say my name Wang Le?"

Zhou Tian hurriedly nodded, "This is okay, do it all over again, this is my partner, Teacher Wang Le's fat man." ”

The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian, "I think you are sincere, do you introduce you like this?" Fat teacher Wang Le? Teacher Wang Le, or Teacher Wang, can you not add modified words in front?"

Zhou Tian apologized again and again, "I'm sorry, it's me who is quick to talk, I corrected it, this is my partner Teacher Wang Le." ”

Wang Le, "By the way, you're right to introduce me like that." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Tian, who was standing in front of him, smacked his lips and added, "He's a fat man." ”

The audience laughed.

Boy.

Is this inseparable from the fat man?

The fat man craned his neck, rolled his eyes, and said helplessly: "It seems that I can't escape these two words, I have made up my mind to start losing weight tomorrow." ”

Zhou Tian asked puzzledly, "Teacher Wang Le, I don't understand, why do you start losing weight tomorrow?"

The fat man laughed and said, "Because tonight, I still have a meal to eat." ”

The audience burst into applause.

The meaning of the fat man's words, they understood it, so they responded with warm applause, it seems that the fat man is planning to eat the money he invited back.

Zhou Tian gave a thumbs up, "You're so good." ”

The fat man hurriedly said modestly: "No cow, not cow at all, five hundred yuan of gift money, I will eat three hundred yuan at most." ”

Zhou Tian gestured with one hand to five, and one hand to three, and said for a long time: "How do you operate this?"

The fat man was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?"

"Pay 500 cents of money, and be able to eat 300 back, this is simply a god's operation, and I also want to learn. When Zhou Tian said this, he pointed at the audience under the stage, "The audience under the stage also wants to know this secret recipe, come on, baby, share this ancestral secret recipe of your family with us." ”

The audience below.

"Poof" and squirt!

Secret recipe.

Return ancestral secret recipes.

Baby.

Sunday, you're going to heaven.

Fat man, "Where did I get the ancestral secret recipe?"

Zhou Tian, "You're hiding your secrets." ”

Fat man, "Who is hiding?"

Zhou Tian looked left and right, and whispered: "You can just talk to me alone, I promise not to tell the audience below." ”

That's what he looks like.

Get rid of a lewd look that is afraid of being heard.

Fat man, "Actually, it's nothing, I just went home, and I casually carried two bottles of wine from the banquet, one bottle of one hundred and fifty yuan." ”

Zhou Tian snorted, and then looked at the fat man, "Are you stealing?"

The fat man crooked his mouth, "What are you talking about? How can this be called stealing?" ”

Zhou Tianyi gestured, "You took this home, isn't it stealing?"

The fat man waved his hand, "It's definitely not stealing, I just didn't drink well at the banquet, and I want to go home and drink alone, how can this be considered stealing?"

Zhou Tian, "I just found out now that when a person is extremely kind-hearted, he is simply invincible in the world." ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... The audience laughed, followed by applause, "Papapa...... Bang bang bang ....... ”

The fat man bowed and bowed to the audience under the stage, "Thank you for your encouragement." ”

Zhou Tian, "Wait, is that an encouragement to you?"

The fat man asked rhetorically, "Isn't it?"

Zhou Tian, "Surely not, there is an encouragement for this?"

While saying this, he also made a stealing action, which naturally caused the audience to laugh.

The fat man looked at him and suddenly said, "Zhou Tian, I found that you are more skilled than me in doing this." ”

The meaning in the words of the fat man.

Zhou Tian understood.

Those who are under the stage also understand.

So laughed.

Everyone laughed.

All laughing like crazy!

Zhou Tian said: "Who is proficient in this? Here I appeal, his habit of taking wine home, we do not advocate it, this can be drunk at the banquet." ”

The fat man smiled: "I thought so at first, but no. ”

Sunday, "Why?"

"Why?" said the fat man, "I can't drink enough." ”

Zhou Tian raised his voice, "I just can't drink much." ”

The fat man snorted, "Half a bottle will be poured." ”

Zhou Tian was surprised, "Half a bottle, I'll go, can you drink half a bottle?" ”

The fat man gestured with his hand to a height of ten centimeters, "Such a half bottle." ”

Looked at.

The audience burst into laughter.

How much wine can be in a ten-centimeter-high wine bottle?

It's such a half-bottle co-author.

Zhou Tian said sullenly: "It's been a long time, it's such a bottle and a half, does this bottle of wine weigh three dollars?"

Three money.

Three money heavy.

Is there a three-penny liquor in the world?

No.

So people laughed like crazy.

Under the burden of the fat man, he laughed like crazy.

The fat man said helplessly: "So in order to eat this part of the money back, I did this, but I regretted it later." ”

Zhou Tian answered, "Are you ashamed?"

The fat man nodded.

Zhou Tian patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand, "Change it if you know it, it's a great good, people, you can't steal, this is not right." ”

"Who is because of this?" the fat man was anxious, raised his voice and said, "Who regrets this because of this?"

Zhou Tian asked, "Then why do you regret it?"

"I found out afterwards that some people took three bottles of wine home, and some took four bottles of wine home, and I took the least, don't you think it's a loss?"

Laughed.

The audience laughed.

After the fat man said this, the audience laughed.

Your sister.

What do you think you regret?

Unexpectedly.

I regretted that I had taken something missing.

Holy.

Do you regret it so much?

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "I don't even know what to say about you." ”

"Because I didn't have enough things, I wasn't in a good mood. The fat man said.

"If you're in a bad mood, just go out and relax. Zhou Tian advised: "Sometimes I am in a bad mood, I will go out to travel, like what new Malaysia and Thailand, what foreign tours, what luxury island tours." ”

When these tourist names were said on Sunday, the audience under the stage shouted in unison, "Huh!"

The audience poured colors.

Zhou Tian threw out a baggage.

"I've never been to any of these places. ”

The audience laughed.

After Zhou Tian said this, he smiled.

Your sister.

You haven't been to any of these places, have you?

Fat man, "Yes, I'm going to travel too, just to the new Matai you said." ”

Sunday, "Go to New Malaysia." ”

Fat man, "Give me two hundred dollars, and go around the new Matai." ”

"Wait, wait. Zhou Tian stopped the fat man and said, "Two hundred yuan is to go to Xinmatai? This is too cheap." ”

"Two hundred bucks?" the fat man asked rhetorically.

Zhou Tian's eyes widened, "New Matai, two hundred yuan, isn't it cheap?"

The fat man said, "It's not cheap, it's not cheap at all, that meal will make me eat." ”

Why did Zhou Tian interrupt the fat man's words, "What does going to New Matai have to do with eating?"

"Of course it matters?" the fat man said, "Isn't it expensive to spend 200 yuan to have a meal at Xinmatai Restaurant?"

The applause at the scene was thunderous, and the applause of the audience also rang out.

Astonished.

Really surprised.

The audience thought that the fat man was talking about Singapore-Malaysia-Thailand tourism.

It turned out to be not.

Instead, people eat at the new Matai restaurant.