Day 2!

Lin Chen got up early and started running on the playground!

This time, Lin Chen deliberately got up a little late, so that he could meet some sister papers on the playground and praise himself!

You must think it's for pickling girls?

Congratulations, you answered wrong, Lin Chen is for praise!

The last time I ran on the playground, the praise of several sisters was as good as two crossing advertisements, which made Goldfinger drop memory fragments!

Therefore, Lin Chen naturally wanted to see if there would be any accidents when running on the playground this time!

It turned out that Mao had no accidents, ran a few laps, and then Lin Chen was ignored and ignored......

After running, when he returned to his residence, Lin Chen also looked at the 'crystal ball' when he took a bath!

Red!

However, on the side of the crystal ball, Lin Chen saw that there was an extra crack!

Could it be that this rift will crumble when conditions are sufficient?

In this regard, Lin Chen, who couldn't figure it out, didn't bother to think about it, he believed that as the 'crystal ball' became more and more mutated, this fucking golden finger would always be lifted little by little!

……

"Lin Chen, rub, you really shouldn't study the broadcasting department, a talent like you should study the advertising department. ”

As soon as Lin Chen arrived in the classroom, Zhou Yang said loudly.

Song Ping on the side also sighed: "Lin Chen, you should indeed go to the advertising department, with the four advertisements you shot, you can accumulate popularity." ”

"Yes, even if you don't go to the advertising department, you can go to the director department, the first place in the Hangzhou Micro Film Competition, the first place in the Huaxia University Student Micro Film Competition, you can enter the entertainment industry. ”

"Khan, the director department is absolutely unacceptable, just because Lin Chen offended the Federation of Literary and Art Circles and the Film Association, if you go to the entertainment industry now, I'm afraid you will really be excluded. ”

"That's right, I'm in favor of Lin Chen going to the advertising industry, sleeping with your daughter-in-law and beating your baby, haha. It's really ruthless. ”

At this time, other people also discussed it one after another, obviously most of them felt a little sorry for Lin Chen, thinking that this guy was simply an advertising wizard. As a result, the broadcast of the learning hair.

As soon as Liu Jian and the others came in, as soon as they heard this, Liu Jian laughed and said: "The fourth child in our family is an all-rounder, do you know what a generalist is? You don't understand the ambition of the fourth child. ”

Mao Xin also joined in the fun and said: "That's right, the fourth child in our family is an all-rounder, and the broadcasting department will definitely be the best in the future." ”

Song Ping looked at the 305 guys and said exaggeratedly: "Your fourth child, I'll rub it, sure enough, your taste is strong enough." ”

In a word, everyone burst into laughter!

During the frolic, everyone also sat down, Jiang Zhou looked at Song Ping and said seriously: "Song Ping, I heard that your novel was released at the starting point. Congratulations, after a year of grinding, the new book is very popular now. ”

Song Ping covered his face: "Your sister, don't hit someone's face, wipe it." ”

Jiang Zhou said: "How can it be a slap in the face? No, what you are preparing for is not a year, it is a year and a half, but I clearly remember what you said when the class meeting introduced itself? ”

Mao Xin also mended the knife on the side: "At that time, you said that this book would not be able to become the starting point of the five heroes. He will also become a rising god. ”

Song Ping's old face was slightly red, and he smiled bitterly: "His sister, don't say it, I have uploaded 100,000 words now." I can't even sign a fucking contract. ”

Seeing Song Ping's appearance, it was still Liu Jianshi: "Okay, don't be sarcastic about Song Ping, it's okay, Song Ping, persistence will definitely succeed." ”

In the group of the broadcasting department. Song Ping would send a link every Monday morning, calling on everyone to ask for votes, so almost everyone knew that this product was not signed!

Song Ping said: "It's a fart to insist on success, the starting point is a lot of millions of words and I haven't signed a contract, I kind of understand, it's feasible to soak in the forum every day and point out the country, but when I write a novel, it's not like that at all." ”

Wang Jing, who has a good relationship with Song Ping, quipped: "So in the future, don't go to poisonous snakes every day, your mouth is too poisonous." ”

It turned out that Song Ping was a very good reader before, and every time he read a book, he would always pick out a lot of shortcomings, and his speech was even sharper, and even many newcomers' books were given to the eunuchs because of this poisonous snake.

In short, Song Ping, like many theoretical emperors and most readers, always felt that this author wrote some kind of rubbish when reading books? If I were to write it, I would definitely write ten times better than him.

So Song Ping's new book "Science and Technology Storm" was uploaded, and after two years of preparation, he checked the information and found that he vomited, and Song Ping uploaded it with the great ambition of sealing the gods with a book, and then, he finally understood that it was not easy to write a book.

100,000 words, 120 favorites, less than 10,000 clicks, hundreds of recommendation votes, every day book reviews are advertisements except for advertisements, and there are not even readers who scold him!

This achievement made Song Ping want to cry without tears, so he finally understood that many authors or book friends scolded those trolls, but they were actually right-

"You can do it, you can write it!"

Jiang Zhou said at this time: "Song Ping, in my opinion, you are still a eunuch, what you write is completely unattractive." ”

Gao Fushuai also said rarely: "Yes, Song Ping, I endured reading a few chapters, but I really can't stand it." ”

"Damn, am I writing that badly?"

Looking at these guys, Song Ping hurt even more.

"It's not an ordinary difference, I can't see it at all. ”

"Yes, Song Ping, you are still a eunuch, don't post in the group every day. ”

"I've wanted to tell you a few times, too. ”

……

Other people were also talking about it, and Lin Chen was a little happy to see this scene, how poor Song Ping's writing was to be able to make everyone work together to persuade him to be a eunuch.

Song Ping said angrily: "Rub, don't say it, I'll send a single chapter eunuch when I go back!"

Lin Chen said: "Song Ping, which book of yours, I'll help you read it." ”

Seeing that Song Ping was angry, Liu Jian also said: "Yes, let Lin Chen help you take a look, give some advice, maybe you can sign a contract." ”

Song Ping was puzzled: "Lin Chen, do you still know online texts?"

Not only Song Ping, but the others also looked at Lin Chen with a puzzled look!

Rub, can't you, Lin Chen, are you the starting point of which hidden god?

Damn, Lin Chen, are you a god of online literature?

Seeing everyone's appearance, Lin Chen was a little speechless: "Do you think I look like a god of online literature? I just read a few more online books." ”

The others also breathed a sigh of relief, and yes, Nima. If Lin Chen is really a god of online literature, then this is too Nima shocking fuck!

Song Ping disagreed, thinking that Lin Chen was probably another theoretical emperor, and said with a smile: "Science and Technology Storm." But Lin Chen, I post in the group every day, and you don't even pay attention to it. ”

Lin Chen said: "I've been too busy lately, I don't seem to have watched the group." ”

Song Ping laughed: "I'm kidding!"

While everyone was chatting, Lin Chen opened the starting point to read. Found Song Ping's book!

Works: "Tech Storm", author throttle!

Synopsis: A child who has never been out of the mountains for seventeen years, after obtaining the inheritance of alien technology, made everyone in China remember his name with a nearly perfect score in the much-anticipated college entrance examination, and this is just a starting point for him......

……

Well, the cowhide is blown up, in fact, this is an extremely irresponsible story of the development of fantasy black technology......

The sprinkled introduction of more than 500 words made Lin Chen's heart 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping, this damn long profile, on the client, who can read it?

100,000 words. Chapter 32, Lin Chen was a little speechless after reading it, who is fighting the street if you don't hit the street?

In the first chapter, it actually talks about how the protagonist is hard, he is a software engineer, he works until midnight every day, his girlfriend has a bubble with the rich second generation, his husband and mother are seriously ill, and all kinds of hardships, and then the protagonist borrows wine to drown his sorrows.

Chapter II. Okay, continue to be hard, I met an old lady on the road who was blackmailed, and I was scolded for being late to work when I went back to work. And then fired!

In the third chapter, under the pressure of continuing to abuse, the death of his parents, the collection of rent and debts, etc., the protagonist committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and crossed over.

Chapter IV. Only then did he begin to pull out the inheritance of science and technology, and the protagonist traveled to the boy in the mountains.

……

In other words, the first three chapters are completely useless, no, and they can't be said to be useless, at least they can disgust most of the readers!

The remaining small half of the readers, after reading the fifth chapter, will probably abandon the book as well!

Your sister, what are you writing about? It's a storm of science and technology, readers are here to see how you develop black technology and how you use technology to cause a whirlwind!

But this Song Ping is all good, from the fifth chapter to the 32nd chapter he just wrote, the protagonist actually wrote about the college entrance examination, how to pretend to be forced, and then how to cry and call his mother by which universities to let the protagonist enroll.

Do you see this for you?

Lin Chen resisted the urge to abandon the book and said to Song Ping, "I've finished reading." ”

"So fast, hehe, do you think I'm writing rubbish?"

Song Ping laughed a little self-deprecatingly.

"Yes!"

Lin Chen nodded, then shook his head and said, "It's not rubbish, at least what you wrote is still a little good." ”

Song Ping was a little surprised: "What benefits?"

"That's what readers like, what you don't write, what readers annoy, you write, seriously, Song Ping, I feel like you're raising the bar with readers. ”

Lin Chen said with some seriousness.

Wang Jing on the side had already laughed: "Yes, I also feel that Lin Chen said what I thought, I just feel that what Song Ping wrote is disgusted by me anyway." ”

Song Ping said unconvinced: "I don't write a little white brain, and I don't want to write anything that pretends to be invincible in the face, I write a novel with connotation." ”

"Connotation your sister!"

Lin Chen said speechlessly: "You were really brainwashed by those theoretical emperors, what is Xiaobaiwen? What is a brain-dead article? What you wrote to readers, if it were you, would you like to see the protagonist be cuckolded as soon as he appeared?"

Song Ping: "......"

Lin Chen continued: "Let's not talk about this, you always know the golden three chapters of the online article." ”

Song Ping was stunned and said, "Golden Three Chapters, what the hell?"

He was stunned, Lin Chen was even more dizzy, your sister, you don't even know what the Golden Three Chapters are, what kind of theoretical emperor are you pretending!

But then, Lin Chen understood that he had wronged Song Ping! Good as a book, read the home of the book!