The audience laughed.

After listening to the fat man's ridiculous words, he laughed.

Stop.

The reason is really lofty.

Ordinary people can't find any reason.

"It's not that I have many reasons. Zhou Tian said: "But that thing is really not hungry, just eat for a while and get hungry, I spent five cents, bought a piece, and after a while, I was hungry, no different from not eating." ”

Spit up.

The audience, who had just finished laughing, laughed and vomited after listening to Zhou Tian's words.

In this era of soaring prices, how big can it be to buy a pancake for five cents?

Hunger is normal.

Your sister.

I've seen stingy.

I've never seen you so stingy.

I want to eat a meal for five cents.

Why don't you go and paint bread to satisfy your hunger?

"It's normal for you to be hungry. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian, gestured with his hand and said, "Five cents, how big can you buy a piece of cake?"

"So we can't eat bread. Zhou Tian raised his eyes and looked the fat man up and down, "Your body is so healthy, so porcelain, what's the okay thing to eat?"

The fat man looked at his body and put his eyes on Zhou Tiande, "This is given by my parents, there is no way." ”

Zhou Tian, "So I'll give you some porcelain." ”

"What's the porcelain method?" asked the fat man.

Zhou Tian gestured two scales with his hands, "I'll cook two scales for you, and you'll be fine." ”

Fat man, "What about the scales?" is the best, you can bring me two more iron balls." ”

Zhou Tian paused and said, "Iron ball, this is not easy to get, but if you think of a way, you can do it." ”

Fat man, "What's okay? Can that thing be eaten? Can it be digested if it's eaten? Can it be pulled out when the time comes?"

Zhou Tian, "This porcelain is real." ”

"I didn't eat the scales. ”

"Why didn't you eat the scales?" Zhou Tian put forward a different opinion, "Isn't there such a sentence?

"Then you can eat. ”

"I can't eat it either. ”

"Why?" asked the fat man.

"That thing eats in, and it can't be pulled off. Zhou Tian replied honestly.

"If you can't eat it, just give it to me?" said the fat man angrily.

"Just kidding. Zhou Tiandao: "The porcelain food, yes, is definitely not a weighing stone, nor an iron ball." ”

Fatty, "Yes?"

"Yes. "Sunday," I'll give you beef stew and flatbread. ”

"I love eating this, beef stew flatbread and drooling just thinking about it. The fat man said, "This is a solution to your cravings." ”

"Satisfying your cravings?" Zhou Tiandao: "Then I'll buy it five catties of beef, and I want to be fat and thin." ”

Fatty, "So much, I can't eat." ”

"We have money. "Sunday," I can't eat the leftovers. ”

Countless viewers laughed.

It's not like them.

There are many contestants backstage, but all of them are full of deep thought.

It's baggage.

The burden of a cross talk.

It is a reflection of one of the most common phenomena of the moment.

This phenomenon is extravagance and waste, for the sake of the so-called face, extravagance and waste, in this era when everyone advocates thrift, extravagance and waste.

A good cross talk work, in addition to amusing some people, also causes people to reflect on certain behaviors at the moment, only such cross talk works are good cross talk works.

Undoubtedly.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk undoubtedly achieved this.

While they reflected, Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage did not pause, and the two continued their cross talk journey.

Fatty, "We can't waste, this is uncivilized behavior." ”

"Who wasted?" Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "Who wasted?"

"Didn't you just say that? I can't eat it, it's left. The fat man repeated what Zhou Tian had just said.

"You're a person, your quality is too bad, I said I can't eat the leftovers, but there are still words later, I want to pack, I want to pack the rest of the meals, go back and eat them hot. Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man with his finger, and then turned his head to the people under the stage: "Now some people, listening to the wind is rain, only watching the first half of everything, and then casually messing around according to their imagination, lest things not make a big fuss." ”

This is another burden.

Satirizing a kind of so-called netizens on the Internet now.

These people usually lurk on the Internet and don't speak, but when something breaks out, these people listen to the wind and rain and say all kinds of irresponsible words, and then all kinds of unverified posts through their hands fill the entire Internet.

Nor are they trolls.

It's purely the people who eat melons.

Look at the excitement and don't dislike the melon-eating masses.

These people are undoubtedly the most hateful.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. The fat man apologized.

"It's okay, I forgive you, who made me magnanimous. Zhou Tian praised himself, "I have a friend in Yangquan, Shanxi, and he just came back. ”

Fatty, "Huh." ”

"Brought me a present. Zhou Tian said with a smile.

"What gift?" said the fat man, "The air of Yangquan in Shanxi?"

"What air?" Zhou Tian corrected: "People brought me a Shanxi Yangquan big casserole." ”

Fatty, "Ah, this thing is heavy. ”

"Just enough to use. "Zhou Tian," I used it to stew meat, stew beef in a casserole, brand some screw cakes, tear and eat to relieve boredom. ”

Fatty, "Ho!"

On Sunday, "Drink some rock sugar water, scrape the intestines, and get rid of the greasy." ”

Fatty, "Great!"

"Good is good. "Zhou Tian," but there is one thing, which is not ideal. ”

Fatty, "What's not ideal?

The audience laughed.

The casserole is leaking.

Jinnyima will find a reason.

"It's not that the casserole is leaking, but I feel that the casserole stew beef, a dish is a little too monotonous. Zhou Tiandao.

The fat man nodded, "Alas, less." ”

Sunday, "For please." ”

Fatty, "What to do?"

"For the sake of please," Zhou Tian, "ruthlessly." ”

The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian, "Look, a treat is like cutting meat." ”

"Give it up. Zhou Tian said with a hideous face.

Fat man, "Look at this expression, those who know the inside story are in a treat, and those who don't know the inside story still think that they want to avenge the murder of their father." ”

Sunday, "I have an old hen at home, the kind that doesn't lay eggs." ”

"The old hen that lays eggs together is a little reluctant. "Fatty, "How long is this chicken going to stew?"

"I don't know. "Sunday, I'll slaughter this old hen!"

Fat man, "Oh, you're bleeding profusely." ”

Zhou Tian, "Then buy it for a pound of hairy chestnuts." ”

Fatty, "What do you want that thing for?"

Sunday, "Beef stew in a casserole, braised chestnut chicken, isn't this just right?"

Fatty, "It's delicious!"

Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "How is it?

The fat man nodded, "Yes." ”

Zhou Tian looked reluctant, "It's good, but this old hen." ”

Fatty, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Tian replied: "I'll tell you, I will give up five catties of this beef cow, twenty catties, and fifty catties!"

Behind this sentence, there is often a twist. The fat man looked at the audience under the stage and said, "Don't believe it, listen, there must be a twist." ”

Zhou Tian, "If this old hen weren't an old friend, I wouldn't be willing to give it to you." ”

Fatty, "Why?"

Sunday, "Because it's special!"

"What's a special method?" said the fat man.

Sunday, "My old hen is big, fat, doesn't lay many eggs, and is old. ”

The fat man sighed.

Sunday, "Old hen." ”

Fatty, "Old hen?"

Zhou Tian made a gesture to wipe his tears, "It's so old...... Old...... It's so cute!"

Fatty, "Particularly old?"

Zhou Tian, "Ah. ”

Fat man, "How old do you say it is?"

Zhou Tian, "Even I don't know how old I am." ”

The fat man raised his voice.

"I'll tell you. Zhou Tiandao: "There is a second grandmother Zhao in our courtyard who told me. ”

Fat man, "What do you say?"

Zhou Tian, "Second Grandma Zhao told me that this old hen is two years younger than my mother. ”

"You're chicken bouillon, this one! The fat man covered his chest with his hands, and he looked very pained.

Zhou Tian, "If it's about seniority, I have to call it the second aunt!"

Background.

A staff member who was drinking water, after hearing Zhou Tian's words, immediately vomited and spit out the sip of water he had just drunk.

Don't talk about him.

Even the staff in front of him, one, counted one, all laughed.

What a thing.

This chicken is two years younger than your mother.

Do you still call it a second aunt?

Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm?

The well-informed staff all laughed like this, not to mention the audience at the recording site, who laughed forward and backward one by one, and many people were holding their stomachs and laughing regardless of their image.

on stage.

The cross talk continues.

Fatty, "I'll go." ”

Sunday, "So you can only stew beef in a casserole?"

"Your second aunt?" the fat man, "the yellow braised chestnut chicken is gone?"

Zhou Tian, "This is really gone, I have to make some effort, let's make some screws and turn cakes." ”

Fatty, "Good!"

Sunday, "Hohhot Hutong!"

Fat man, "See you or leave." ”

Sunday, "On the twelfth, don't make a mistake." ”

Fatty, "I'm going to go." ”

Sunday, "Half past ten." ”

Fatty, "Okay." ”

Sunday, "See you or leave." ”

And so it was. ”

Sunday, "Goodbye." ”

Fatty, "Goodbye." ”

Zhou Tian suddenly said: "I won't bow to you, the old bow is a bit the same, it's boring." ”

Fatty, "Let's shake hands." ”

Zhou Tian, "Shake hands, shake hands and go, see you tomorrow, I won't send you." ”

Fatty, "I must go tomorrow." ”

Sunday, "You walk slowly. ”

The fat man stopped and looked at Zhou Tiandao: "I'm not wearing a coat, am I?"

"You're bare-assed. Zhou Tiandao: "No, you." ”

The fat man is gone.

On the stage, there was only one person left, Zhou Tian was left, he looked at the audience under the stage, "You still listen to me, one person is stand-up comedy, two people are stand-up comedy, three people are group comedy, I will give you a stand-up comedy, it is said that there is such a person, his name is Erwuyan, no matter who sees him, they all shout, Erwuyan." ”

Applause.

The audience burst into applause.

It's still for the fat man who went back for the second time.

"Why are you here again?" Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, "I'm going to do that?"

"I'm still a little worried. The fat man said.

"What's not to worry about, isn't it just to invite you to dinner?"

Fatty, "I'm going to be with you, will I eat stewed pancakes tomorrow?"

Zhou Tian thought for a while, "I just remembered, tomorrow we will eat stewed meat pancakes!"

Fatty, "Why don't you eat this stew?"

"It's not that you can't eat it. "Zhou Tian, "The stew isn't rotten!"

Fat man, "Isn't there a casserole? Meat thing, if you don't stew, it won't rot!"

Zhou Tian, "No, I still can't invite you to eat stewed meat pancakes, I invite you to eat something good, everyone picks the thumb brother when they hear it, and praises me for being an authentic person and a friend enough." ”

Fat man, "What? I'll hear it first." ”

Zhou Tian gestured to something like a fist, "I invite you to eat this." ”

"Fist?" said the fat man, and the audience seemed to laugh again.

"What eats fists. Zhou Tiandao: "Please eat the nest, it is all the kind of nest head of corn." ”

Fatty, "Wo Tou?!"

Zhou Tian, "Yes, it's the nest head, I don't invite him to be the average person, so I just look at you as my good friend." ”

"I'm big enough for this face. "Then you invite me to eat there?"

"The old society. ”

"I have some liver tremors. ”

Sunday, "What's wrong?"

Fatty, "When I was a child, my life was not very good, and I was chilled when I ate wotou." ”

Zhou Tian, "Wotou is not the same as Wotou. ”

Fat man, "What's the difference between the nest?"

Zhou Tian asked with a smile, "What kind of face do you have?"

Fatty, "I'm a sticky man." ”

Zhou Tian, "It's different from me!"

Fat man, "What's the difference? Aren't they all made of stick noodles?"

Zhou Tian, "You are the stick noodles of the last century, and I am the stick noodles of the new century, the two sides are different." ”

Fatty, "It's different." ”

"There's something different about me and you. Zhou Tiandao.

Fatty, "What's different?"

Sunday, "What's your style?"

Fat man, "A sharp point at the top, a hole at the bottom." ”

"Your old practice of the last century, and my current practice is the new practice of the new century. "Sunday.

Fat man, "I'll listen, it's a different way." ”

Zhou Tian, "I'm a sharp man at the bottom of a hole above me!"

Fat man, "Hey, hey, he's turned that nest upside down?

Sunday, "I have a lot of faces." ”

Fatty, "What kind of noodles?"

On Sunday, "there are stick noodles, corn flour, rice flour, water chestnut noodles, water chestnut noodles, green silk, red silk, roses, jujubes, walnut kernels, and hazelnut kernels." ”

Fat man, "There are a lot of ingredients." ”

Zhou Tian, "And that, the persimmon frost Beijing cake big chicken should be called Wotou blessed land big groove cake!"

Fatty, "Isn't it just a nest?"

Zhou Tian, "Wotou is an old-fashioned name, and now people call Wotou Babao Dawotou!"

Fatty, "That's good!"

Zhou Tian, "Ordinary people can't do it, he doesn't have this skill." ”

Fatty, "Ah!"

Sunday, "How's it going?"

Fatty, "Sounds good. ”

Zhou Tian, "We're all there is to it!"

Fat man: "But he eats the nest, he does a little." ”

Sunday, "Do something?"

The fat man nodded.

Sunday, "Then I'll make you some porridge." ”

Fatty, "Yes." ”

Zhou Tian, "Wait, you don't seem to like porridge very much, then I'll cook noodles for you." ”

Fatty, "As long as it's not dry, it's okay." ”

Sunday, "I'll buy you five boxes of somen noodles." ”

Fatty, "Five boxes of somen noodles?"

Zhou Tian, "And that, plus six catties of eggs, four catties of brown sugar, and by the way, I will ask you for a birth wife." ”

The fat man was speechless.

He was speechless.

The audience under the stage laughed.

The co-author is not to invite a meal, but to treat the fat man as a pregnant woman in confinement.

Sunday, "Do you think it's okay? No, I'm buying something else." ”

The fat man stood there alone and did not speak.

Zhou Tian, "It's really not good, I'll send you to the obstetrics and gynecology hospital." ”

Fat man, "Yes, yes, I'll feed a big fat boy when I go back, and that's it." ”

Zhou Tian, "That's it." ”

The fat man pushed Zhou Tian, "What are you doing like this! I'm in confinement here!"

Zhou Tian, "Let's have a nest." ”

Fatty, "Nest your head." ”

Zhou Tian, "Alas. ”

Fatty, "Wotou noodles, no brown sugar, no eggs." ”

Sunday, "Tomorrow at half past ten." ”

Fatty, "Okay you." ”

Sunday, "See you or leave." ”

Fatty, "See you later." ”

Sunday, "Goodbye, goodbye."

The fat man stopped, looked around, and then looked at Zhou Tian, "I didn't come on a motorcycle, did I?"

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... The applause of the audience rang out, this is another burden.

An escalating baggage.

From hats to clothes, from clothes to motorcycles.

After the fat man left, Zhou Tian said to the audience under the stage: "This person is even poor in liver, do you see? This nest may not be able to eat, so why don't you listen to my cross talk, these two people are right, one is single, or this guy called Erwuyan, someone yells at him, Erwuyan, answer." ”

At this time.

The fat man appeared on stage for the third time.

Zhou Tian waved his hand to the audience, "Thank you for your applause, your applause, it is a great honor for me, why are you here?"

Why did you come to this sentence, Zhou Tian turned his head to look at the fat man and said it to the fat man.

"I'm still a little worried. This sentence was said by the audience under the stage for the fat man, and after they finished speaking, the fat man pointed at them and said to Zhou Tian: "They said it for me." ”

"Why aren't you at ease?"

"I don't know why, I'm a little worried anyway. The fat man said, "Let's eat the nest! Let's drink some kerosene!"

Sunday, "Kerosene is too expensive!"

Fat man, "Let's drink some cold water!"

Sunday, "I can't pick it up with cold water." ”

The fat man gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go up to the river and drink some river water!"

Sunday, "That's it!"

Fatty, "Let's go!"

Zhou Tian, "Why are you bombing me out?"

Fat man, "Are you going to invite me or not?"

Sunday, "Please please please please you please you don't eat at home." ”

Fatty, "What's going on?"

Sunday, "It's too stingy to eat at home." ”

Fatty, "Ahh ”

Sunday, "There are no good dishes at home, so let's go outside." ”

Fat man, "Where?"

Sunday, "Let's both Beijing Hotel." ”

The fat man was startled for a moment, looked at Zhou Tiandao, and said, "Beijing Hotel?"

Zhou Tian stretched out his right thumb, "High-end restaurant! Either you don't invite guests, or you want to invite a high-end hotel." ”

Fatty, "What can I eat?"

Zhou Tian, "Ask a few masters to cook a national dish for us, and the north and south will be feasted." ”

Fat man, "Beijing Hotel?" and ask a few masters to cook a national dish for us, and the north and south will be feasted?"

Zhou Tian was full of pride, "Yes!"

Fat man, "Please let me eat the national dishes, the north and the south are all feasted?"

Zhou Tian snorted.

Fatty, "I'm not looking down on you. ”

Zhou Tian, "What's there to look down on? Isn't it just a national dish, a full banquet from north to south?"

Fatty, "North and South?"

Zhou Tian, "Alas. ”

Fatty, "That's what I'm doing today." ”

Zhou Tian, "What should I do?"

The fat man said: "Otherwise, in front of the audience, you say three or five kinds of dishes for the whole banquet of the national cuisine, and I will support your treat." ”

Sunday, "You are a little underestimated by saying this. ”

Fat man, "I'm doing this for your good, a person who has to move every penny in half to spend, is willing to invite me to the Beijing Hotel to eat the North and South Banquet?"

Sunday, "I just need to say a few things about the name of the dish to mean that I invite you?"

The fat man nodded.

Zhou Tian, "I said it! Listen up." ”

Fatty, "Tell me!"

Sunday, "Listen to it!"

The fat man said, "Listen to that?"

On Sunday, "The whole banquet of the national cuisine in the north and south, I am going to invite you to eat four dried and four fresh four candied fruits, four cold meats, three sweet bowls and four dim sum." ”

Fat man, "What do you mean by four dry?"

Zhou Tian, "The four stems are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnut dipping seeds, and sugar almonds." ”

"Four fresh?"

"Beishan apples, Shenzhou peaches, Guangdong lychees, Guilin horseshoe. ”

"Four preserves?"

"Green plums, orange cakes, round meat, melon strips. ”

"Four cold meats?"

"Whole lamb liver, crab legs, white chopped chicken, fried pork ribs. ”

"Three sweet bowls?"

"Lotus seed porridge, almond catechu, steamed eight treasure rice with sugar. ”

"Four snacks?"

"Hibiscus cake, lama cake, fried huizi, fried Lantern Festival. ”

"That's a lot!"

Zhou Tian, "This is a table and plate arrangement, willing to eat two bites and unwilling to take it to the side, the real north and south dishes have just come up." ”

Fat man, "You slowly tell me what else is going on, and let me open my eyes." ”

On Sunday, "the first big dish in the back is steamed lamb." ”

Fatty, "That's a big deal!"

Zhou Tian, "There is still a place in the back, and there are still vegetables." ”

Fatty, "And the dishes?"

Sunday, "Next is steamed bear paws. ”

Fat man, "This protected animal, you can't eat it, and if you eat it, you will go to jail." ”

Zhou Tian, "There is no such dish now, what is there, I will read it to you, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage." Assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig. ”

Fatty, "That's a lot." ”

Sunday, "Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash worm, braised duck shreds, braised duck loin, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tubes, stewed white eel, stewed yellow eel, black bean catfish, pot roasted carp, pot roasted catfish, steamed Sunday fish, fried carp, fried prawns, soft fried loin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages, sesame ghee rolls, boiled jackdaws, fresh mushrooms, fish breasts, boiled fish maw, boiled fish bones, boiled fish fillets, vinegar meat slices, stewed three fresh children, Braised white mushrooms, braised whole bells, braised pigeon eggs, fried shrimp, braised shrimp, braised waist flowers, braised sea cucumbers, pot roasted sea cucumbers, pot roasted cabbage. , fried ears, fried field chicken, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried assorted pieces, steamed Jiang Yao Zhu, sugar boiled rice seeds, mixed chicken shreds, mixed belly shreds, assorted tofu, assorted dices!"

The fat man waved his hand vigorously, "That's enough!"

Zhou Tian, "It's not enough, there are bad duck, bad crab, bad fish, bad fish fillet, boiled crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, stewed chicken palm, stewed duck palm, braised bamboo shoots, boiled coconut white, eggplant dried oven meat, duck soup, crab soup, three fresh wood soup!"

Fatty, "I can't eat it!"

Sunday, "There's more to come!"

Fatty, "And?"

On Sunday, "there are also red meatballs, white meatballs, boiled meatballs, croquettes, southern fried meatballs, Sixi meatballs, shrimp meatballs, fish breast meatballs, dumpling croquettes, tofu meatballs, simmered meat, Yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, red stewed meat, yellow stewed meat, jar meat, braised meat, buckle meat, loose meat, canned meat, roast meat, barbecue meat! Big meat, white meat! Sauce tofu meat, red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, sauce tofu elbow, grilled elbow, simmered mutton, sauce mutton, roast mutton, roast mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton, Three kinds of fish, three kinds of explosion, stewed silver silk, braised sandan, boiled white offal, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, sharp live carp, plate duck, tube chicken! Do you like to eat these dishes?"

Fatty, "Love to eat!"

Sunday, "I can't eat if I love it!"

Fatty, "What?"

Sunday, "I don't have any money in my pocket!"

Fat man, "Hungry for me!"