"I've heard of fried fish, fried shrimp, fried finch qiaoer, fried dried meatballs, fried grasshoppers, fried mushrooms, fried chicken thighs, fried chicken wings, fried rabbit heads, fried potatoes, fried sweet potatoes, croquettes, fried steamed chicken, fried roast chicken, ....... The fat man also said a hundred and ten words in one breath, "I've never heard of fried tomatoes." ”

The audience was stunned.

Really stunned.

It was only then that they suddenly reacted.

It turns out that the reason why Zhou Tian and Wang Le are talking about traditional cross talk on the stage of "Comedian" today is to fight back against some people.

Stop.

These piercings of the two of them, like a resounding slap in the face, slapped these people's faces fiercely, causing these people's faces to swell into pig's heads in an instant.

"That's how rare and strange you are, there is nothing impossible in this world. Zhou Tian said: "For example, fried tomatoes, it is the same as fried ice skates, and for example, some people think that actors who can't speak cross talk, but they can say cross talk, and the cross talk is very good, do you say that this thing is strange? In fact, it is not strange at all, because they forgot such a sentence, everything is possible." ”

Whether it's the audience sitting under the stage, the audience waiting in front of the TV, or the netizens watching through the Internet.

It was all in their spirits at this moment.

Respond publicly.

In the face of Zhang Donglai's accusation that they couldn't talk about cross talk, Zhou Tian and Wang Le responded publicly.

Didn't you say we wouldn't talk about cross talk?

All right.

We'll show you.

Let's see if we can talk about cross talk?

In fact, after three paragraphs, the audience has dispelled the doubts that Zhou Tian and Wang Le can't speak cross talk.

on stage.

The fat man, who cheered up like the audience, breathed a sigh of relief.

before him.

Somewhat depressing.

was a little depressed by Zhang Donglai's post accusing them of not being able to talk about cross talk.

Right now.

They can finally overturn the stone that weighed on their hearts.

Refreshing.

It's so cool.

The fat man, who was in a good mood, followed Zhou Tian's words and said, "Yes, everything is very possible, but I can't afford to enjoy this fried tomato, or you can make a pancake, I'll make do with it." ”

Sunday, "Why?"

Fat man, "Hungry, just the time you have to treat, seeing that the meal is about to pass, can you not be hungry?"

Sunday, "It's only six o'clock in the evening." ”

"It's past six o'clock in the evening, but you're invited to eat from twelve o'clock in the afternoon. The fat man said with a bitter face.

"Poof!"

The audience laughed.

I was made to laugh by the fat man's words.

Your uncle's.

It's okay to have a dinner with ramen and rice bowls, but if you haven't had people eat for seven or eight hours, you can't talk about it.

There are also people who complain about the fat man.

It's so honest.

In this case, you will either eat it yourself.

Why are you still waiting for each other?

Background.

Many of the contestants opened their eyes wide.

The reason for this.

was shocked by Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage.

This traditional cross talk really shocked them, it turns out that traditional cross talk can be done like this in addition to showing off your mouth?

It's awesome.

It's really awesome.

It can be said that today's traditional cross talk between Zhou Tian and Wang Le is equivalent to teaching some people a lesson.

on stage.

Zhou Tian glanced at the fat man.

"What do you mean?" the fat man covered his stomach and asked Zhou Tian, and then without waiting for Zhou Tian to answer, he said to himself, "I haven't eaten breakfast this day, I haven't eaten lunch either, and I'm a little hungry and can't stand it." ”

Zhou Tian, "In this case, you can't eat too much, I'll give you something soft first." ”

The fat man nodded.

Sunday, "Roll you a bowl of tofu brain." ”

The fat man was speechless for a moment, "This...... I'm still a little rare and weird. ”

The audience laughed again.

Because the fat man's words are linked to the stalk in front of Zhou Tian, it also seems that the cross talk is much more perfect, so the audience laughed.

Zhou Tian, "It's not a pancake roll tofu brain, mine is for you to stir-fry." ”

Fat man, "Oh, how many dishes are stir-fried?

"I'll count it for you. Zhou Tian said: "I will give you fried spinach, fried leeks, fried weeds, soup yellow cabbage, some sweet noodle sauce, buy some lamb fern and onions, get some radish strips, mix a small cold dish, cold dishes are mixed with sea cucumber, mixed gluten, mixed with three kinds, mixed mustard cabbage, mixed yellow cabbage, mixed radish, mixed white fungus, mixed silver branches, mixed sauerkraut, mixed cabbage, mixed peas, mixed lentils, mixed edamame, plus mixed pickled cabbage." ”

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... The applause of the audience rang out after Zhou Tian finished saying this passage.

Fatty, "Ho!"

On Sunday, "I have a relative who lives in Tianjin. ”

"Do you have a relative who lives in Tianjin?" said the fat man, "What does this have to do with me?"

Zhou Tian, "Why doesn't it matter? People specially took a taxi to bring me five catties of rice that is a specialty of the small station." ”

"Take a taxi from Tianjin?" asked the fat man.

"Hmm. Zhou Tian snorted.

"It's called brain disease in our hometown. The fat man said: "Take a taxi from Tianjin to the capital, the fare is four or five hundred, five catties of rice, and I buy it in the supermarket in Beijing, and I have to spend thirty yuan for thirty yuan, and I don't spend thirty yuan, but I have to spend four or five hundred, isn't this my brain kicked by a donkey?"

"People call it a thousand miles to send goose feathers, and the gift is light. Zhou Tian smiled: "If you don't have this bit of rice, how can you boil rice porridge?"

"Ahh "Fat man, aren't you going to stir-fry for me?"

Zhou Tian, "Our brothers eat dry, drink porridge, fill and fill the seams, eat enough, drink enough, you do it over there, I sit here." ”

Fatty, "Huh." ”

"Don't hehe. Zhou Tiandao: "We are on the small belly." ”

Fat man, "What do you mean by that?"

"We're on the belly. Zhou Tian replied: "Play (talk) about the heart." ”

The fat man smiled, "Interesting, kind of interesting." ”

Sunday, "Okay?"

The fat man said several good words in a row,

Zhou Tian, "Since this is the case, we have made up our minds, and we will see you tomorrow at half past ten o'clock in the morning." ”

The fat man rolled his eyes, "Didn't you invite me to dinner today? Why did you change it to tomorrow? I waited for your meal today, and the water and rice didn't touch my teeth for a day." ”

"It's too late. Zhou Tian raised his wrist and looked at the time.

"It's not late, it's not late, the restaurant is full now. The fat man also looked at his watch and said, "You can eat it when you go." ”

"The point is that I don't have any money on me. Zhou Tian looked like a scoundrel, "Why don't I invite you to dinner and you pay for it?"

The audience off the stage.

Laughing again.

Really laughed.

I'll go.

I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless.

You're in for a treat.

Let someone else pay for it.

Is this Nima still your treat?

It's no different from someone inviting you to dinner.

The fat man sighed for a long time, "Tomorrow is tomorrow, I will definitely go." ”

Zhou Tian, "Then I'll wait for you at home." ”

Fatty, "I'm going to go." ”

After the fat man said this, Zhou Tian turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by the fat man, "Alas, wait a while, where do you live?"

"Not far away. "Sunday," it's close. ”

"What?" said the fat man eagerly.

Sunday, "Hohhot City, Inner Mongolia." ”

The fat man was speechless for a moment.

Not to mention him, even those people sitting under the stage didn't expect that Zhou Tian would throw such a burden.

From the capital to Hohhot, just for a meal.

This meal is too much.

You're no different from uninvited.

Wait a minute.

There is a difference.

It's just that the ending is the same, and the people who are invited don't go.

The fat man pulled a face, "Don't go, eat a pancake, and go to Inner Mongolia, I won't go." ”

Zhou Tian, "It's because you don't go, it's not that I don't invite you." ”

"I'm not sick in the brain, and besides, it's not worth spending 100 yuan to go to Inner Mongolia for a meal of pancakes. The fat man waved his hand and said, then looked at Zhou Tian, "How do you go home?"

Sunday, "Walk home." ”

"You're not in the right mind, are you? The fat man muttered.

"Anyway, it's not far away, and it's only a matter of minutes. Zhou Tian said.

This sentence.

It immediately aroused everyone's interest.

Fat man, "Isn't your home in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia?"

"My hometown is in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia. Zhou Tiandao: "But I now live in the alley of Hohhot in Xizhimen." ”

"Hi. "Fat man," you should make it clear! Living together in the alley of Hohhot in Xizhimen, I thought you lived in your hometown, and I would go tomorrow. ”

"What are you going to do?"

"What else can you do?" the fat man looked as a matter of course, "of course you invited me to dinner." ”

"I just invited you, but you don't go. Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man and said to the audience under the stage: "Now some people are really thick-skinned, people tell him to eat, but he doesn't go, people don't call him, he goes cheekily." ”

"......" the fat man was speechless.

After a pause of more than ten seconds, he looked at the people under the stage, "You say, is there such a shameless person in the world?"

The audience under the stage coaxed in unison, "Yes." ”

Zhou Tian deliberately said: "Who?"

The audience under the stage once again pointed at Zhou Tian and said, "Of course it's you." ”

Zhou Tian, "You people, I'm speechless." ”

The fat man smiled: "The eyes of the audience are bright, I will go to your house for dinner tomorrow." ”

On Sunday, "the entrance of Hohhot Hutong went in twelve and a half times." ”

"Wait," the fat man said, his puzzled eyes, "what do you mean by twelve-and-a-half?"

Zhou Tian, "Last year, it hailed for the second half of the corner, so it was called the twelfth and a half." ”

Fat man, "This house is too unsturdy, it was given the second half of the corner by hailstones, and the people in it are all right?"

"It's fine. Zhou Tian said a word, but then his words caused the audience to laugh, "It's just that the person was smashed." ”

Fat man, "Hey, that's a big deal, Twelve!"

Sunday, "Twelfth." ”

Fatty, "I'll go on time." ”

Sunday, "I'll be waiting for you at home." ”

Fatty, "I'll go." ”

"Mark my name. Zhou Tian admonished.

Fatty, "Ahh ”

Sunday, "Twelfth, Sunday, pizza and vegetables, look for me." ”

"Okay. The fat man said.

Sunday, "Let's eat pancakes." ”

Fatty, "Alas. ”

Sunday, "And stir-fry." ”

Fat man, "See you or leave, I delayed your performance just now and affected the audience to watch the show." ”

Sunday, "It's okay. ”

Fatty, "I'm sorry guys. ”

Sunday, "You just have to treat." ”

"I'm in for a treat?" the fat man said, "Aren't you in a treat?

"Aren't you sorry for the audience?" Zhou Tian looked like you didn't pay attention.

The fat man smiled, "You can perform." ”

"Who are these people? As soon as they heard that they were invited to dinner, they immediately retreated. Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man, "You walk slowly." ”

"See you tomorrow. The fat man said.

Sunday, "I'm not sending you anymore." ”

"Crepes and vegetables. The fat man walked twice, suddenly stopped, looked at Zhou Tian and asked.

"Yes, it's crepes and vegetables. Zhou Tiandao: "You go slowly." ”

Fat man, "See you or leave." ”

Sunday, "I won't send you anymore." ”

"No need to send it. "Fatty," you stay. ”

Sunday, "You walk slowly. ”

The fat man scratched his head with his hand, "What are you?"

Sunday, "It's too polite." ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha......" The audience under the stage immediately laughed.

Your sister.

The politeness went too far.

You're welcome, sister.

Fatty, "Let's go." ”

Sunday, "Crepes and vegetables." ”

"Alas. "Fatty," I'm leaving. ”

"Goodbye, goodbye. Zhou Tian said two words loudly, then turned his head to look at the audience under the stage, and muttered in a low voice, "Never again." ”

Applause.

The audience burst into applause.

Fatty, "See you later, see you a few times." ”

Zhou Tian smiled, "Hehehe...... Hehehe....... ”

"I didn't have a hat, did I?" The fat man said.

Sunday, "Without you, no, you came here like this." ”

The fat man left with a grin.

Zhou Tian pointed to the figure of the fat man leaving, and said to everyone: "Alas, this comrade is not good, people don't invite him to dinner, he has to be cheeky to eat, he is gone, let's continue, I say cross talk, you listen." There is one person who said this cross talk, two people said it, three people said it, and one person said it was stand-up comedy ....... ”

As he said this, the audience burst into applause.

The audience applauded.

Not for Sunday.

It's for the fat.

Not for anything else.

Only for the fat man is back.

This guy went and came back and appeared on stage.

Zhou Tianyi turned his head and was suddenly taken aback, "Why are you back?"

"I'm a little worried. The fat man said.

"What's not to worry about?" Zhou Tiandao: "Isn't it just a meal?"

The fat man smiled.

"Let's eat pancakes and stir-fried vegetables!" Zhou Tian suddenly changed his tone.

Fatty, "Why don't you eat again?"

Zhou Tian, "I thought about it and found that the crepe, it looks good or not, and I don't feel hungry after eating." ”

The fat man said casually, "This is the most rubbish excuse I've ever heard of not wanting to invite guests to dinner." ”