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Blind date is an absolute event for a man in the prime of life with strong male hermonal secretion, under normal circumstances, he will be dressed straight, his leather shoes shiny, bathed and cleaned, and his heavy makeup is smeared, anyway, how handsome, how chic, how stylish he is. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But Li Liang's current situation is an extremely rare abnormal situation, wearing a peasant outfit has recruited the head of Qinglong to scrutinize it repeatedly, if he dresses up like a handsome guy again, he will not be punished on the spot?

Even if the self-control ability of the head of Qinglong is very prominent, and the ability to control the fire is super strong, he has reached the top and profound realm of doing whatever he wants, and he didn't put Li Liang down at that time, but if he asks for it, is it from, or not? Bo pet, not only did he not find his daughter-in-law, but he also took himself inside. No, he is the head of a dignified faction, and he is also a cultivator with superb immortal skills, it is the so-called "high and powerful kung fu, Wanli tracking is commonplace", being killed into hundreds of pieces on the spot will be Li Liang's happiest luxury, in this kind of difficult blind date, he still doesn't dare to dress like a person? So Li Liang's top priority in the past few days is makeup, for which he has put a lot of effort into it.

First of all, he tried to choose a set of clothes from his oldest clothes that did not match his skin color and body shape, pierced dozens of large holes, chose extremely eye-catching cloth heads, and put large and small patches.

Then take off your clothes and bask in the sun every day, and insist on more than five hours to let the whole body reach the half-cooked level of roasted whole sheep. The place where the skin was exposed was rubbed vigorously, and the red and green were rubbed, as if they had just escaped from the refugee camp.

The third is to insist on eating garlic for four meals a day, eat a whole head at each meal, and don't brush your teeth after eating, so that your mouth and stomach are full of garlic. Garlic, like edamame, is a wild garlic found during field patrols, and it was originally used to spice up various foods, but this time it was used to improve its own smell.

The fourth is to write a summary. To be precise, it is to write a very alternative summary to prove that your education level is not high, your writing skills are not good, you have no background, no connotation, and no inner beauty at all. He is also armed with his voice, insisting on eating four meals of chili peppers every day, the spiciest kind, eating it with garlic, making his throat smoke directly, and speaking thick and hoarse, and slightly rude, just like pinching his nose and singing a bass, nine out of ten people will not be able to stand it.

After careful packaging, whether it is sight, smell, hearing, or feeling, I believe that as long as the head of Qinglong does not lick him with his mouth, he will not ask for anything to do with him.

As for the matter of choosing a wife, Li Liang, who calmed down, also thought deeply. After pondering for two and a half days, Li Liang, who really didn't have any clue, suddenly remembered Shen Yan who was clear from the gossip in Baicaomen, so he carried a big bag of boiled edamame, held two jars of sorghum wine, and went to his residence in the dark.

After some pushing the cup and changing the lamp, Shen Yan, who was nine points drunk, finally revealed the absolute secret of the Xianmen, what Elder Hong once fooled around with the female disciples of his subordinates behind his back, what Elder Zhang raised more than 20 concubines, several of which were obtained from secular brothels, what Wang Ermazi of the Gathering Hall stole the belly pocket of the sweeping aunt, what Huang Muzong's Zhao Erbao is a little secret agent of Wohu Mountain, what Xuan Xuantang's Xu Dazui took the leftovers of the refining instrument to exchange for spirit stones, etc., the frightened Li Liang hurriedly stopped him, but unfortunately the old man's cultivation was relatively high, Li Liang was not an opponent at all, and he was busy until the second half of the night, when Shen Yan reached twelve points drunk, he closed his mouth, crawled on the table and fell asleep。

From the beginning of Shen Yan to the old man getting drunk, the time was more than three hours, Li Liang did not get thousands of top-secret messages, there must be hundreds, he was so frightened that he almost ran away that night, and he worked hard to strengthen himself more than 200 times before he barely stayed.

However, there are also some of these top-secret messages that are very decent, such as the theory of spiritual roots. Li Liang never dreamed that this spiritual root could be inherited, and it was quite serious. More than 99% of secular people do not have spiritual roots, if there is really such a genius, it is estimated that it is also garbage, what true spiritual roots, alien spirit roots are even rarer, and it can reach 1 in 100,000 is considered high. However, if both men and women have spiritual roots, then the probability of the next generation appearing spiritual roots can reach more than 30%, and the probability of true spiritual roots is also more than 10%. If the man has a spiritual root and the woman does not, then the probability of the next generation appearing a spiritual root can reach about 20%. If the female protagonist has a spiritual root and the man does not, then the probability of the next generation appearing a spiritual root will also be one percent, which is the reason for the extensive development of the immortal cultivation family.

For Shen Yan, this is the usual news that he said when he was just drunk, but for Li Liang, it was even more terrible than the twelve points of drunkenness. What does this mean? It means that every immortal cultivator disciple is cultivated by a family, or it can be said that it is an immortal generation. For a migrant worker who cultivates immortals, going on a blind date with these people and dealing with them is a pile of drilling explosives that has nothing to eat and is full, as long as there is a small spark, the ground will be full of. And that old bastard Qinglong is in charge, for fear that this matter will be small, and he will choose a wife in the hall, five indicators, how to choose, who to pick, and put it aside without saying it, just say that Li Liang dares to choose? If you pick someone who has ideas, but if you don't pick them, you still have ideas, anyway, if you don't pick the black pot, it's a backdrop, and it may not be that one day these people with ideas will pit themselves, and it is estimated that if you don't die, you will have to be disabled for life.

After going back, Li Liang was frightened by Shen Yan's top-secret information and didn't sleep for two days, not only touched the bright outfit that had already covered Brother Sharp with a layer of ash at the bottom of the pot, but also consciously added a meal of garlic, and slept in the cowshed for two nights, so that his body was stained with more cow fleas.

may be stupid because of Shen Yan's top-secret news, and his brain won't turn at all, or it may be that God deliberately joked with him, blind date, and picking a partner was a good thing, which made him think that it was a big problem, and the consequences were very serious. Li Liang pondered for another three days without results, so he could only carry boiled edamame beans on his back again and hold sorghum wine to find Shen Yan, but this time it was not to set secrets, but to cry nose.

Not to mention, Li Liang's crying nose is really in charge of big things, Shen Yan not only gave him a lot of ideas, but also took down the matter of picking a target. I don't know if I really feel that Li Liang is honest and honest, worthy of sympathy, or I feel that I am stained with his light, and I can't help when I get a medium-grade magic weapon, so I have to help, anyway, the old man told Li Liang drunk, "In this Baicaomen, you will treat me as your father, tell me something, I will give you a head", the drunken style, the tone of speech is like Xue Qing, I don't know if it was the apprentice taught by the master, or the apprentice brought the master badly.

Li Liang was in a very bad mood, but when he suddenly heard Shen Yan say this, a dazzling light suddenly appeared in his eyes, and without the consent of his mother, he suddenly climbed to the ground, hugged Shen Yan's thigh and called him godfather, and his excited snot was tearful, completely ignoring the fact that Shen Yan was more than 20 years older than his mother, and he could directly recognize his grandfather.

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