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Facing the rising sun, feeling the refreshing breeze, with a pair of panda eyes, wearing a handmade special outfit, and pinning a shabby wine gourd, Li Liang stood at the door of the thatched house early in the morning, waiting for the arrival of the disciples. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Maybe he was too anxious, maybe he drank too much last night, and as time passed, after going to the toilet for the sixth time, he brought the disciple to come.

The one who came to pick up Li Liang was a twelve- or thirteen-year-old, shy boy. After he saw Li Liang's new look clearly, he laughed out loud, which made Li Liang's heart suddenly nervous, his face was red, his sweat was dripping, and he couldn't speak. If you want to say that this kid is naughty enough, wouldn't it be clear if there is anything funny to say, but he didn't say it, so he covered his mouth with his sleeve, laughed vigorously, and asked him without answering anything, making Li Liang scratch his ears and cheeks in a hurry.

Following the naughty disciples, Li Liang soon came to the door of the main hall. I saw two rows of disciples, full of energy, standing neatly on both sides of the door. They all have sharp eyes and serious expressions, just like the Zhongnanhai guard squad. Li Liang had never seen this kind of formation, especially when he saw the expressions of these people, he always felt that he was not an audience waving flags and shouting for the object he had chosen, but like an armed police soldier who was going to perform a mission, which made his already very nervous heart tense again, and his whole body began to tremble non-stop, and he began to change when he walked, wanting to step out of his left leg and his right leg, and wanting to step out of his right leg and his left leg, and his two arms were also making trouble, and he had to go out with his legs, just like a circus clown.

Just wanted to calm down his nervous mood and take a breath, but he didn't expect to look up and see that the hall was full of people, and everyone's eyes were all looking at him, some were very fierce, some were very serious, and some were very contemptuous...... , Anyway, none of them looked at him squarely, and now he was even more nervous, and he couldn't walk smoothly, so he was left trembling.

"Bye, meet the head of the great immortal. I don't know how to get to the center of the hall, I don't know where I got the strength, I opened my mouth to say this, anyway, now Li Liang is honestly crawling on the ground, just like last time, with his back to the sky, his head retracted into the crotch of his pants, like a big king.

"Li Liang, you have been working in my Xianmen for eight years, you are conscientious, you are doing your duty, and you are doing very well. The head of Qinglong did not have much disgust with Li Liang's new appearance today, but became more kind, always with a faint smile, watching Li Liang tremble and walk in, and then watching him crawl on the ground, before he said softly.

"Xie Zhangmen Daxian praised, this is what a villain should do. Li Liang raised his head slightly, glanced at the smiling Qinglong master, and the apprehension in his heart increased a little, he didn't understand that his new outfit had obviously impressed so many people in the hall, look at the eyes of cold eyebrows and disgust, but why couldn't he impress the head of Qinglong?

"Well, I heard that you also practice immortal arts, and it just so happens that I have a treasure here for you, even if it is a reward for you. After the head of Qinglong finished speaking, he waved his hand lightly, and a little Taoist boy walked in front of Li Liang with a very exquisite box.

"Thank you, the head of the big immortal" took the box, and Li Liangzhi affirmed his judgment even more, this Qinglong head has already ninety percent of himself to eat.

"Open it and take a look. The head of Qinglong was still smiling, which made Li Liang feel so warm and coquettish.

"Wen Yuzhu! It's really Wen Yuzhu! I didn't expect the head to come up with such a valuable gift......

Li Liang opened the box and immediately called out the person who knew the goods, and all kinds of exclamations appeared in the hall for a while, which made Li Liang's nervous mood directly turn into fear. "So many high-level immortals have said good things and given them to me, it is estimated that it will be time for me to wait in vain, this is all fate!"

"Li Liang, this is a treasure that condenses spiritual energy, and carrying it with you is of great benefit to your cultivation. The head of Qinglong still had a smiling face, and said calmly and kindly. "Li Liang, do you have anything to say now?"

"Ah, what I want to say, yes, yes, yes, hehe......" Li Liang heard the head of Qinglong say this, and he had courage in his heart again, this is a great opportunity, and he can't miss it again.

"Seeing how prescient we are and prepared the speech in advance, we know that there will be such a play, how embarrassing it will be if we are cramming. Okay, I'm going to work hard, this is the last chance, I have to get the original image over!"

He took off the broken gourd on his waist, drank a sip of medicinal wine, tried to cheer himself up, rubbed his hands on his clothes again, and then took out his concluding speech from his arms, which had been changed for many days, cleared his throat, and read the speech according to the text.

"Respected head immortals, all immortal elders, as well as all immortal hall masters, sect masters and immortals, and all fairies, good morning, all great immortals!"

"What, first of all, thank you to the head of the great immortal and all the immortal elders for their care and help to the villain over the years. Unknowingly, it has been eight years since the villain arrived at Xianmen. Eight years is too short for all the great immortals, but for the villain, it's too long, eight years! The crops have been harvested for eight years! What does the villain mean that the great immortals live and Tianqi, and the villain is Shou and Niu Qi, which cannot be compared, and cannot be compared. ”

"I digressed just now, I'm sorry, that, the villain continued to read. In the past eight years, the head of the great immortal and the immortals have given great support and love to the villain, and today such a grand meeting was held, the villain feels very honored and very lucky! ”

"The eight years spent in Xianmen are eight years of great significance for the villain, and they are also eight years of reaping a bumper harvest! In these eight years, the villain has learned knowledge, increased his talents, met friends, and also got objects. The object means the one who is in free love, and I haven't got it yet, but I'm about to get it, I'm about to get it, hehe. ”

"All of this is inseparable from the long-term care and support of the head immortal and the immortal elders for the villain. Today, the goddess of luck has once again descended on the villain, the villain feels that the future is bright, and the future is really very beautiful! ”

"In the future, the villain will redouble his efforts, as always, persevere, strive to innovate, keep pace with the times, resolutely manage the medicine garden of Xianmen, plant fairy grass and immortal medicine well, and live up to the trust of the head of the great immortal and the immortal chief to the villain, and live up to everyone's hope for the villain. What, the villain has two years to expire, and what the villain said in the future refers to these two years, just these two years!"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, the villain. For this summary speech, Li Liang is still very confident, he wrote too many summary speeches in his last life, first to thanks, then to summarize, and finally to express his position, the old routine, not new, but this time is different, it is completely necessary to add negative features, in his last life, he listened to jokes and learned about the meat jokes of the leader's speech, he basically used them all, it is estimated that he will not laugh at the audience, but he will laugh down, and he may not know how to sarcastically mock himself behind his back, but this is compared with his life, it doesn't matter.

I took the speech back in my arms, took a sip of wine, and waited for a while, but there was still no laughter in anticipation. At this time, Li Liang was a little anxious, and if he wanted to say that he should have reacted or cheered or something, why was he so quiet like a haunted now? Looking around, he saw that all the people were looking at him with straight eyes, all of them had dumbfounded expressions, and Li Liang was so frightened that he almost peed his pants.

After a while, I don't know which one laughed first, and then the laughter in the hall rang out one after another. Some held their stomachs, some covered their mouths, and some simply pointed at Li Liang and patted the table, especially the bearded man, his laughter was still like a singing opera, and he was chattering: "Haha, this kid is so fucking interesting, I'm going to laugh to death." I don't know what he thinks about all day long, why is there always a flower story?"

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