Chapter 61 Sketch "Adventure on the Set" (2)
"The test shooting just now had a very good effect, so this time we took a real shot, with lighting, camera, and recording in place. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Ding Li finished speaking, and made a noodle eating motion towards the fat man.
When the fat man saw it, he immediately ate the noodles in a big gulp as he had just rehearsed.
Ding Li nodded, and then pointed to his face,
The fat man's face immediately showed a happy look, and then he ate a few bites of noodles, and the expression on his face changed from excitement to apology.
Ding Li, who was standing next to him, nodded angrily.
According to the rehearsal just now, the fat man at this time should face the camera and say his lines while eating noodles.
A second passed.
Five seconds passed.
Ten seconds passed.
Twenty seconds passed.
The fat man seemed to have forgotten the lines, and was still frantically eating the noodles in the lunch box, full of noodles in the lunch box, and there were only a few left.
Ding Li was anxious and reminded him, "Lines." ”
The fat man looked up at Ding Li and said apologetically: "Lines." ”
The audience burst into laughter, looking at it like this, it was obvious that they were patronizing and eating noodles and forgot their lines!
Ding Li clenched his hands into fists, "I said the lines." ”
"I say the lines. The fat man took a bite of the noodles and said.
"Fatty, I said you should say your lines. Ding Li knocked his fists on his head and gritted his teeth at the fat man.
"Fatty, I said you should say your lines. After the fat man finished speaking, he took a few bites of noodles, then put the lunch box on the ground and ran out with his stomach in his arms.
He ran more than a dozen steps, turned back, and said to Ding Li: "Director, this should be over." ”
"You take the lunch box now, go there and serve noodles. Ding Li pointed to the lunch box and the plastic bucket on the ground, and commanded the fat man.
"Ahh The fat man sighed, stared at Ding Li in disbelief, and said, "Director, I've already eaten four full boxes of noodles, and I still eat them?" I think the performance just now is okay." ”
"If you don't say a line, you can't even eat ten bowls of noodles. Ding Li looked at the fat man and said earnestly.
"Ahh Listening to Ding Li's words, the fat man snorted again, and then slapped his hand his head, with an embarrassed look on his face, and smiled, "Mom, I said that the performance just now seems to have shortcomings, it turns out that I forgot to say the lines, this is a shame, oops, I have no face to see people, what should I do......?" ”
The funny expression once again caused the audience to burst into laughter, and even the staff in charge of recording the camera at the scene covered their stomachs.
Tainyima is funny!
Laughing at them, their stomachs hurt.
This also made them understand that it is no wonder that the sketch was launched as soon as it was launched, and it attracted countless people to talk about it, and everyone talked about it.
It turns out that this is the show that the audience likes to watch!
This is a performance that is truly close to reality!
The fat man began to serve noodles, he casually pretended to pick up a few chopsticks and noodles, and even turned his back to Ding Li in a clever way.
His little cleverness naturally couldn't hide it from Ding Li, but Ding Li pointed to the plastic bucket and said, "It's full, you have to eat a full bowl of noodles." ”
The fat man had an embarrassed expression on his face and muttered in a low voice, "Director, it's almost enough." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Ding Li picked up the red plastic bucket on the ground and poured it towards the lunch box in the fat man's hand.
Finally, he patted the bottom of the plastic bucket with his hand.
"Hahaha....... The audience burst into laughter and their eager applause, "Papapa...... ”
Just now, whether it was Ding Li or the fat man, they all vaguely pointed out that the plastic bucket was filled with a bucket full of eggs and lo mein, which was the dinner of seven or eight people in the crew.
But it's such a big bucket full of eggs and lo mein, but it was eaten by the fat man alone!
In the previous life of the earth, this link was one of the main laughing points, so Ding Li did not modify it in the slightest, and presented it completely and authentically to countless Water Blue Star Huaxia people.
As Ding Li expected, the audience of Shui Lanxing Huaxia Kingdom was also completely amused by them in this link!
Many viewers who watched through the computer wrote down their feelings at this moment for the first time.
"It's so funny, it's full of a big bucket of noodles, and he was eaten by the fat man alone, he can really be worthy of the word rice bucket. ”
"There is a problem with the statement upstairs, what is worthy of the two words rice bucket, it is clearly a rice bucket, I am surprised, why is every fat man so edible?"
"Because you can eat, you are fat, and because you are fat, you can eat. ”
Faced with the answer from upstairs, I was really speechless, so I could only silently praise it. ”
"I don't know if you have noticed that the fat man's action of eating noodles is so familiar. ”
"Are you familiar with it? That's pretty much the same thing we do when we eat noodles. ”
"Damn, your barrage is so powerful that I can't even see the performances of their two teachers. ”
"That's it, stop talking, let's watch the sketch quickly. ”
The fat man Ding Li in the video continued their performance.
After Ding Li's order, the fat man ate the noodles, which was different from eating noodles in a big gulp just now. This time, the fat man was eating noodles in small bites, and the look on his face was extremely aggrieved, as if the noodles in front of him were not noodles, but poison.
This scene was also seen by countless viewers through the lens.
The audience, in front of the TV and the computer were instantly burst into laughter, especially at the scene, and there was enthusiastic applause.
"Expression. Ding Li looked at the fat man, "Your expression must be excited, because you are about to meet your girlfriend." ”
"Director, I'm still excited, I promise not to cry. As soon as the fat man finished answering, he burped twice in succession.
"You just started eating noodles, how can you burp enough?" Ding Li rubbed the fat man's belly with his hand, "This shot is only one minute long, and you insist on it." ”
"Okay, director, in order to be famous, I insist on it. The fat man had a smile on his face that was worse than crying.
"Let's shoot. Ding Li waved his right hand.
The fat man gulped down the noodles.
"Lines. Ding Li reminded.
"You wait for me for a while, gag. After the fat man finished speaking, he immediately covered his mouth with his hand.
After more than thirty seconds, he put the lunch box in his hand on the ground and said to Ding Li: "Director, no, no, I really can't eat, you wait for me for a few days, I'll go back to practice eating noodles, and try to come back to you when I can eat two large buckets." ”
After saying that, he fled the stage like a flyer.
Ding Li stomped his feet, and without saying a word, he immediately chased in the direction of the fat man, shouting in his mouth, "Come back, come back." ”