"How can you not feel that?" Ding Li said towards the fat man, with his teeth and claws: "You must find the feeling of eating noodles, otherwise how can I film." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"I don't really feel anything. The fat man said with a bitter face.

"You're going to serve a bowl of noodles and find out what it's like to eat noodles. Ding Li pointed to the red plastic bucket on the side and said.

"Ah, let me eat a bowl?" the fat man asked rhetorically, and then a smile of conspiracy appeared on his face, and he said to the audience and the camera under the stage: "Actually, it's not that I don't feel it, but I haven't eaten enough." ”

He took the lunch box, came to the plastic bucket, squatted down, and used chopsticks to clip a full of chopstick noodles, and when the noodles were put into the lunch box, he pretended that the noodles were hanging outside the lunch box, and slid along the lunch box with the chopsticks in his hand.

The vivid performance touched countless audiences.

In an instant, applause rang out, and there were countless applause!

Even the three judges nodded their heads uncontrollably, it seemed that they had been moved by the performance of the two!

Indeed, in the past few years of their career, the two have played a variety of roles, including passerby A, bandit B, and dead corpse C.

Occasionally, I will be extremely lucky to catch a character like a shopkeeper, a housekeeper, a servant, or even a killer who can say a line or two.

Although the role is small, it has thoroughly trained the two of them, so that the two of them can play on the stage with ease.

When he came to the fat man, before he could speak, the fat man handed Ding Li the lunch box full of noodles in his hand, and said with a smile: "Director, it's just served, or you can eat it first." ”

Ding Li shook his head and said earnestly: "You eat, you must find that feeling of eating noodles when you eat noodles this time, OK!"

"OK Director. The fat man gestured to Ding Li and said confidently.

It's just that when he gestured, he used a little more force, and he almost threw the lunch box in his hand.

When they rehearsed, there was absolutely no such part.

In other words, the moment just now was a performance accident, and if it was replaced by someone else, maybe it would really be cold.

Dan Ding Li fat people will not, they are group performances, and naturally they have undergone all kinds of tests.

Seeing that he almost fell, the fat man had an idea, and casually added, "Oops, I almost poured the noodles." ”

After speaking, he secretly glanced at Ding Li and ate it in a big gulp.

A bowl of noodles quickly went down, Ding Li walked over with a smile, pointed to the fat man's big belly, and said, "How do you feel?

"Director, I feel it. The fat man patted his big belly with his hand, "Look, bang, I don't have to eat breakfast tomorrow." ”

"Who asked you this. Ding Li showed a dissatisfied look on his face, and raised his voice suddenly, "I'm asking if you found the feeling of eating noodles?"

"How do you feel eating noodles?"

"Yes, yes, it's the feeling of eating noodles. ”

"Director, that's what you're talking about. The fat man rolled his eyes at Ding Li, "I'll tell you the truth, I found the feeling of eating noodles." ”

"Now that you've found the feeling of eating noodles, let's try it out. Ding Li turned his head to look left and right, and shouted: "The camera, recording, and lighting are all in place, ready for test shooting." ”

The fat man held the lunch box in his hand and made it look like he could eat noodles at any time.

"What are you doing with the empty lunch box?" Ding Li saw the fat man holding the empty lunch box in his hand, and asked rhetorically, pointing to the plastic bucket next to him, "You go and serve noodles." ”

"Director, still eat?" the fat man had a look of embarrassment on his face.

"We're shooting in kind. Ding Li replied and said in a tone that could not be doubted: "You hurry up and go to serve noodles." ”

The fat man raised his voice, came to the plastic bucket for the third time, and picked up some noodles with chopsticks.

"Full. Seeing that the fat man was deliberately slippery, Ding Li reminded him twice: "The noodles must be exposed in the lunch box." ”

Under Ding Li's gaze, the fat man sandwiched a few more chopsticks and noodles.

"The camera, the recording, the lighting are all in place, ready for the test shoot. After Ding Li finished speaking, he said to the fat man: "You eat noodles now." ”

When the fat man heard this, he took a big bite of noodles.

"Just when you're at your happiest eating, your girlfriend comes looking for you. Ding Li pointed to his face, "At this time, you must pay attention to the expression on your face, happy and excited." ”

With Ding Li's voice, the fat man's face showed an unusually happy look.

Ding Li, who was standing next to him, nodded angrily, "Yes, yes, that's the kind of expression." Your girlfriend offers to go to the movies, but because you are eating noodles, you are delayed, so when your girlfriend comes, the expression on your face changes from excitement to apology. ”

The fat man had an apologetic look on his face.

"Yes, yes, yes, that's the expression, and I started to say the lines. Ding Li commanded.

"What's the hurry, you wait for me for a while, I'll come as soon as I'm done eating. The fat man waved his chopsticks and said.

After saying this, you eat the noodles violently, put the lunch box on the ground when you are done, then pull out a tissue, wipe your mouth again, and run out again. ”

The fat man did as he was told.

Ding Li nodded and praised it, "Yes, you will act like this in a while." ”

"Okay, Director. The fat man burped.

"You go to the noodles now. Ding Li pointed to the plastic bucket not far away, and gave the order to serve noodles for the fourth time.

Unlike the previous three times, this time the fat man, after Ding Li's order was issued, did not rush to serve noodles, but looked left and right for procrastination time.

"Hurry up and serve noodles. Ding Li roared.

"Director, I ate a little too much, you let me slow down a little. After the fat man finished speaking, he slapped his chest a few times with his chubby right hand, jumped on the spot a few times, and then slowly moved to the plastic bucket.

He pointed to his waist and scooped up some noodles with chopsticks with great difficulty.

The funny pictogram action once again amused the audience present and watching the live broadcast on TV and computer.

According to the plot, the fat man needs to half-squat on the ground after serving the noodles, and this time he tried to squat a few times, but it was unsuccessful.

"Director, I ate a little bit, and I can't squat. ”

With his words, the audience burst into laughter, and the entire studio hall was full of their laughter.

"Props, bring a chair. Ding Li shouted, and a staff member brought a chair.

The fat man sat on the chair slowly like a pregnant woman who was pregnant for ten months, holding her stomach with one hand and a lunch box with the other.