Chapter 1039: Blue Thin, Shiitake (Thanks to Bai Xiaoxiao Alliance Leader)
Everyone thought that the ash fertilizer was going to rob Liu Xiaoyun, after all, Liu Xiaoyun and Jia Ling standing together were very conspicuous, and the strong contrast certainly made everyone think that the ash fertilizer was going to rob Liu Xiaoyun. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
In recent years, Liu Xiaoyun's acting skills have also exploded, and because of this, her acting skills at this time are also very good, and she thinks that she is going to be robbed.
As a result, when the audience thought that Liu Xiaoyun was going to be robbed, Gray Fertilizer suddenly made such a play.
"I'm going, do you want to be so funny? It's actually trying to rob Li Miao?"
"Khan, it's really laughing at me, I'm wiping, this reversal is amazing. ā
"This joke is really good, damn, I didn't expect it at all. ā
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The people at the scene also spontaneously applauded at this time.
"That, little fat girl, hehe, can you get along with me!"
The boss gray fertilizer rubbed his hands at this time and said with a very cheap look.
Li Miao said a little embarrassed at this time: "To tell you the truth, if it was in my time, I would have agreed." ā
Ash Fertilizer was a little stunned: "What do you mean:"
Li Miao bowed her head and said, "Because in my time, no one chased me for a few years!"
Black Fertilizer was also busy saying at this time: "That's right, in our era, no one is chasing our eldest brother." ā
One sentence once again caused everyone at the scene to laugh.
"Get out of the way. ā
Gray Fertilizer was a little annoyed at this time, and at the same time continued to look at Li Miao with a squinting expression: "That little fat girl, look at our ......"
Before he finished speaking, the black fertilizer said: "Big brother, if you don't do that, leave the thin one to me!"
At this time, Gray Fertilizer's expression was slightly disgusted and said: "You are really not a picky eater, you are not afraid of such a person, give it to you." ā
"Poof!"
Zhang Yang under the stage almost laughed, this sentence really makes people think in the direction of dirt.
"Stop, you're doing something. ā
At this time, Lin Chen finally appeared on the stage, and then shouted loudly with great seriousness: "Let go of that girl!"
There were already people shouting loudly, "Let me come!"
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When Lin Chen saw that it was three people, he also took the book in his hand and pretended to read: "Let him fly freely in the jungle like a butterfly." ā
I have to say that in such a comedy conflict, Lin Chen has also completed the transformation from a hero to a bear!
"Yo, hit him!"
Gray Fertilizer raised Lin Yang's eyebrows, and then the two younger brothers directly grabbed Lin Yang to the ground and wanted to beat him up.
"Big brother, I'm just passing by, passing by, don't slap your face, ah, don't slap your face. ā
Lin Chen screamed very exaggerated at this time.
Liu Xiaoyun also hurriedly said: "Don't hit Ouyang Zhu, don't hit Ouyang Zhu." ā
"If you don't beat Ouyang Zhu, I'll beat you!"
The ash fertilizer was so fierce that he raised his hand and wanted Liu Xiaoyun.
Li Miao grabbed the hand of the gray fertilizer violently, looking like a superhuman possession, with strong strength.
"Ahhh ā
Ash Fertilizer screamed in pain at this time, and the other two no longer paid attention to Ouyang Zhu, but wanted to beat Li Miao.
Drink!
I saw that Li Miao knocked all three of them to the ground, and the scene was accompanied by bursts of applause with the soundtrack.
"The heroine of the women!"
Lin Yang was just about to say something with a fist, but he didn't expect Li Miao to have a good time, so he also knocked Lin Chen to the ground with one punch.
"Even our own people are beaten, it's too inhumane, let's retreat quickly. ā
The three of them hurriedly left after dropping such a sentence, and the audience laughed.
Liu Xiaoyun said a little anxiously: "Ouyang, Ouyang, are you okay?"
"Don't worry, I look at him like this, I'll give him artificial respiration. ā
Saying that, Li Miao wanted to give Lin Chen artificial respiration.
"I'm all right. ā
Lin Chen turned over and stood up, and then said with some complaints: "Why do you hit someone so painfully, I feel like I was hit by an elephant, blue thin, shiitake mushroom!"
"Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms, what kind of dish?"
Not only Li Miao and Liu Xiaoyun looked stunned, but everyone at the scene was a little dizzy.
"What do you mean? Why do you say these two words all of a sudden?"
"yes, isn't there something wrong with this?"
"I don't know, and it feels so abrupt. ā
"yes, I'm completely confused!"
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For a while, many viewers were a little dizzy!
Of course, on the stage, Li Miao and Liu Xiaoyun didn't expect it, and they were a little stunned for a short time, because this sentence was not there during the rehearsal, but fortunately, Li Miao reacted quickly, although she didn't understand at this time, she knew that she had to answer the word, so she was also a little angry: "What? Do you still want me to invite you to eat shiitake mushrooms?"
"I want to cry!"
Lin Chen rubbed his nose at this time and said, "I'm uncomfortable and want to cry!"
Blue skinny shiitake mushrooms?
Feeling uncomfortable? Want to cry?
Such a meme obviously made the audience laugh out loud after a short period of confusion.
"I'm going to go, or it's funny, and it's blue and thin? Shiitake mushrooms, Nima, is Mr. Lin here to sell cute?"
"But I have to say, Mr. Lin's cute purchase is very wonderful, it's too powerful?"
"Haha, that's right, I'm also drunk, Mr. Lin is really interesting, and he actually created another stalk. ā
"Indeed, and it's an interesting meme. ā
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The audience at the scene was discussing, and Jiao Hao also smiled: "I think, after this broadcast, Lan Thin and Shiitake mushrooms will definitely attract everyone's attention." ā
On the stage, Li Miao was about to tear off Ouyang Zhu's hypocritical coat, so he said: "What are you talking about, aren't you just an announcer in the factory." The whole town can be beaten, what do you have to be proud of?
"Who's talking?
Lin Chen said with a little pride and arrogance at this time: "Let me tell you, when I took the broadcasting exam in the town, the mayor only said two words to me alone, the first sentence, young man, you will definitely become an excellent host." ā
Li Miao asked: What about the second sentence?
Lin Chen laughed at this time and said: Dad, I will always support you
As soon as I heard this stalk, the audience in the audience also laughed into ****, there have been a lot of sentences in this stalk on the Internet recently, and everyone likes to use this to create contrasts.
Li Miao was a little disapproving: "What are you doing, isn't it just a terrible father, let's do this, each put aside the aura of his father, compare with each other, dare not~!"
"Okay, what did your father do?"
Lin Chen nodded and asked a little lightly.
Lin Miao said: "Fight more!"
As soon as they heard that it was a watch, Lin Chen and Liu Xiaoyun both laughed, especially Liu Xiaoyun, who couldn't stop laughing, and then patted Li Miao's shoulder and said, "Your dad is on the watch, then it's very difficult for you, hehe." ā
Looking at Liu Xiaoyun and Li Miao, he asked, "Is it funny?"
Liu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's funny!"
"Laugh while you can. ā
Li Miao gently patted Liu Xiaoyun's shoulder and said, "There will be a time for you to cry in the future!"
"Haha, suddenly I feel a little inexplicably funny. ā
"That's right, it's true, thinking about this Li Zhaoying is about to marry Li Miao's father, it really makes people want to laugh. ā
"Yes, but does Li Miao want to make this Ouyang and her mother good? ā
"I don't know, keep watching, it's pretty funny right now anyway. ā
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There have been many people who have begun to discuss what this Li Miao is doing when she crosses back, could it really be that she is changing her mother's trajectory?
But if you change the trajectory, this, there is no Li Miao.
Recently, everyone has been rampant, and everyone has naturally read a lot of so-called time-traveling novels, so everyone is familiar with the routine.
Crossing is nothing more than the same!
Either go back to the past and pretend to be forced, or honestly go and change the tragedy!
On the stage, Lin Chen said that he would not bully Li Miao, but he still played his specialties and played tongue twisters: Please listen to the question, white stone tower, white stone building, white stone building white tower, white tower white stone building, building white stone tower, white tower white and big. Come, come with me. ā
Lin Chen had learned the name of the dish from Lao Jiao before, so his current tongue twister skills were also very extraordinary, and after finishing speaking, the scene burst into applause.
"Awesome, what I want to see most is Lin Chen and Lao Jiao talking about a cross talk. ā
"This estimate is difficult, it can only be an extravagant hope!"
"Yes, Mr. Lin has been really busy with all kinds of cross-border lately. ā
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Everyone was discussing at this time, and on the stage, Lin Chen lost in the end, and then was responsible for chatting with Liu Xiaoyun for a while.
When it comes to the fact that both of them like "Three Dozen White Bone Spirits" in "Journey to the West", they seem to have a heart.
At this time, Zhao Fatzi appeared again.
"Tofu brain, tofu brain just out of the pot. ā
Looking at Zhao Fatzi, Li Miao hurriedly walked over and said, "Go over there to buy it, talk about things here!"
"Let you go over there and buy it!"
"Why don't you listen to you!"
Li Miao pushed Zhao Fatzi to the ground at this time, looking at the poured tofu, Zhao Fatzi quickly stood up and said, "Tofu dregs, fresh tofu dregs." ā
"I'll go, this fat man is also a talent. ā
"Yes, first tofu, then tofu brain, Nima, then tofu dregs, I'll rub it, will it be soy milk next." ā
"Don't say it, it's really possible!"
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Zhao Fatzi once again made his debut at this time: "Tofu dregs, tofu dregs!"
Li Miao, who was a little angry, directly chopped the knife a few times: "Sell, I'll let you sell!"
"Soy milk, freshly ground soy milk!"
The fat man's innocent expression caused the audience to burst into laughter.
"I'll go, who said soy milk just now, it's so talented. ā
"Haha, I guess I can't sell anything now. ā
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I saw that Li Miao threw everything away, but the fat man said loudly: "Sell baskets." Freshly vacated baskets"
broke the news off the field, and Ouyang invited Liu Xiaoyun to go to the broadcast tomorrow, and then talk about the content of "Journey to the West".
Liu Xiaoyun said a little shyly: Hey, it's just the two of us? This is not good, how embarrassing is this.
Lin Chen, who was very upright, said: Is it embarrassing? It's okay, I can't call a friend.
Li Miao was almost angry: Oh, what kind of friends do you bring. ā
"My friend is very good, oh yes, he has a career with your dad, and he is a watchman. Li Mingming"
At this time, Lin Chen said very excitedly.
The three of them repeated at the same time: "Li Mingming?"
"Wow!"
Li Miao, who looked suddenly enlightened, said: I finally know the meaning of your existence. Hahaha, spare tire. ā
At this time, Lin Chen pretended to think and laughed, and then didn't know what it meant at all, so he said and stood up: "Then, then it's decided, we'll see you tomorrow." ā
Lin Chen, who left, said carefully: "White stone tower, white stone building, white stone building white tower, the tower collapsed." things, hahaha. ā
Liu Xiaoyun said excitedly: "Li Miao, thank you so much, you are not allowed to go anywhere today, can you go home with me for dinner?"
"Okay!"
Li Miao also laughed and stood up.
At this time, the sound of the clock moving on the stage sounded, which made Li Miao's face suddenly become ugly: "Wait, did you hear any sound?"
Liu Xiaoyun pretended to listen and then shook her head and said, "Voice?"
"Huh?"
Li Miao finally understood, this voice could only be heard by herself, because it was telling herself that she was not from this era, and she was about to leave.
"Forget it, Yingzi, I'm not going. ā
Li Miaoqiang said with a smile.
"What's wrong? You're going home?"
Liu Xiaoyun thought about it and suddenly understood: "I know, it's so late, your mother must be worried about you, right?"
Looking at Liu Xiaoyun, Li Miao could only nod: "En!"
Liu Xiaoyun laughed: "It's okay, I have a chance to go to the provincial capital to find you when I go back." ā
Li Miao's eyes were already a little red: "By the time I go back to the provincial capital, you will be gone." ā
Liu Xiaoyun said: "What do you mean?"
Li Miao shook his head: "It's not interesting, then let's write a letter!"
"Okay, then I'll write to you later, I'll go home, goodbye. ā
Liu Xiaoyun, who turned to leave, suddenly remembered something and hurriedly turned around and said, "Li Miao, what is your address?" Li Miao, Li Miao, walking so fast?"
The audience suddenly reacted, it turned out that the bell just rang to mean that Li Miao's time had come, and now even if Li Miao stood in front of Liu Xiaoyun, she was just an illusory person.
Li Miao raised her hand and wanted to greet Liu Xiaoyun, but Liu Xiaoyun couldn't arrive, because she was already a hypocrite.
The stage suddenly went dark!
At this time, Liu Xiaoyun's voice sounded at the radio station: "Hello everyone, I am today's substitute host, Baishi Tower, Baishi Building, Baishi Building Baita, the tower collapsed." ā
Accompanied by Liu Xiaoyun's hearty laughter, Li Miao also laughed, but her eyes were a little moist!
At this time, the music sounded, and the curtain behind it was slowly pulled
ps: Thank you Bai Xiaoxiao for becoming the 11th league of the grandmaster, the next chapter finished the sketch, in fact, I don't dare to re-watch it, even if I know it's acting, but I always can't help but cry, today is Double 11, I hope everyone chops their hands happily, thank you all for accompanying me all the way, with you, I will also try to find the touch and passion in this book, please continue to support the orangutan. (To be continued.) )