"But when it comes to taking a screen name, then you scum are definitely not as good as me, you don't know what my QQ name is, right?" Tang Lin said proudly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Tang Lin ignored the large piece of 222 on the barrage and the other contents in between, and said to himself: "Just like when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and after studying for a long time, there are all teachers." I didn't say that the teacher was a birdman, if you hear this meaning, you said it yourself, don't blame me if something happens!"

At the other end of Tang Lin's live broadcast, I don't know how many people puffed him because of Tang Lin's supplementary statement, obviously everyone didn't think about it here, but was brought into the ditch by his statement.

"Cousin, I heard that you are still a student, aren't you afraid that your teacher will come to the door and smoke you now?"

"Obviously, you said that the teacher is a birdman!"

"Demonize our beloved gardener, it's time to fight!"

"Ahem! This is really not what I said, I don't know anything!Let's talk about my QQ name, I, ah, I remember a few years ago, it was long~long~long~ago, at that time I was still a pure, cute, kind, generous, Beautiful, oh, not beautiful, anyway, it's a beautiful boy, at that time, although I was busy with my studies, I still worked tirelessly to help the girls in our class deliver toilet paper, but I was cut off by my hateful homeroom teacher, and all my ways to do good deeds were cut off, and then I was really angry, so I changed my QQ name, hehe!" Tang Lin smiled sinisterly.

"Aren't you all curious?" Tang Lin looked at the live broadcast room, there was no barrage that wanted to ask him what his QQ name was, but he was attracted by the toilet paper.

"Who said that giving toilet paper to girls is not a good thing? It's better than helping grandma cross the street, okay, you people who don't have a good heart won't understand!"

"Anyway, I was angry that the head teacher robbed me of my good deeds, so in a fit of anger, I changed the QQ name to 'Before Your Father Died', and then added the head teacher's QQ, so the head teacher's QQ jumped out with such a prompt:

Before his death, your father asked to add you as a friend;

Before his death, your father invited you to play the landlord;

Your father gave you a QQ show before he died;

Your father stole your food before he died;

Your father reported you before he died;

Your father retweeted your Weibo when he was dying;

……

The most powerful thing is: your father left you a message before he died. ”

Tang Lin squeezed his eyebrows and said, making people look like they were underbeaten, but in the eyes of the audience watching the live broadcast, this is really TM funny, this kind of screen name can think of pit people, and it is also a must.

"It's too bad, but I like it, haha!"

"666, a big wave is on the way before dying!"

"Black-bellied anchor, a teacher like you really won't beat you to death!"

……

"yes, I'll just say that the screen name I took is very awesome, and you are scum in comparison, haha!" Tang Lin looked up and smiled proudly.

"Scum anchor!"

"Scumbag anchor +1!"

"Scumbag anchor +10086!"

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Villa No. 8, Haojue Villa District, NH District, Shenzhen.

Lu Ruirui had already been turned on the bed with Tang Lin's black smile: "Haha~ This Tang Lin is so funny, I can think of such a bad move, ouch! I'm laughing to death, no, Fei Fei, hurry up and ask him about the queen, and after asking, I'm afraid that crow's feet or something will come out." ”

"What if he doesn't know?" Cen Feixue looked at the tablet in her hand, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised by Tang Lin, and she replied with some concern about Lu Ruirui's words.

"That's impossible, the queen left "Golden Melody Fishing" because of him, the relationship between the two must be good, ouch, I'm laughing to death!"

"Okay!" Cen Feixue said a little hesitantly, and when she was about to operate on the tablet, she suddenly said: "Rui Rui, there are so many people in the live broadcast room now, if you ask directly, even if Tang Lin knows, he won't say it, right?"

Lu Ruirui, who seemed to be stunned, groaned for a while, and also felt that this was indeed the reason and said: "Well, that's right, then don't ask, let's go directly to his university tomorrow to find someone!"

Room 2408, Building 18, Xueyuan Apartment Community.

Tang Lin looked at the barrage on the screen, with a sad expression: "You people, the so-called gentleman's revenge, seize the day, I am trying to walk on the road of a gentleman, what a scumbag, you are really ignorant!"

After speaking, Tang Lin quickly changed to a bad smile and said: "Let's talk about my head teacher, because of my QQ network name, I was very troubled and aggrieved, this person, if you are unhappy, you need an outlet, but as a glorious education talent, the head teacher can't directly find someone to vent, hey! At this time, the head teacher has a brain, there is!"

Tang Lin continued to do badly and said: "On this day, the head teacher looked at the class schedule and nodded with satisfaction: Well, there is no class for me! Then he went out and came to a supermarket, predicting what would happen next, let me drink a glass of tap water first! Everyone guess what our dear head teacher is doing in the supermarket." ”

After speaking, Tang Lin picked up a glass of water that had been prepared in advance from the computer desk, took a sip of water, and moistened his somewhat dry throat.

The people in the live broadcast room cooperated with a lot of self-thoughts: buy vegetables and cook at home, buy toilet cleaning liquid to wash the toilet, buy snacks and go back to turn grief and anger into food, etc., and so on.

Tang Lin, who drank the water, didn't speak, just watched with a smile as the barrage brushed over one after another.

"It seems that the cousins and cousins are all diligent and thrifty, and the housekeeper is a good person, but my head teacher is not the same as you think, saying that the head teacher quietly came to the food area of the supermarket, standing under the shelves where the instant noodles were placed, and the thief looked around left and right, and found that there was no one, and then picked up a pack of bulk instant noodles, and pinched it hard, which was called rattling and crunchy, and the sound of clicking, More energetic than men and women!So, one pack, two packs...... After walking through the entire shelf, the head teacher finally realized again that the world was so beautiful, and then took the only packet of instant noodles that had not been crushed and left the food area with satisfaction!"

"Poof~ You're so damaged, does your mother know?"

"Hey, supermarket? I reported that someone was going to pinch your instant noodles!"

……

Tang Lin continued regretfully: "Hey, actually, I didn't know that a screen name made my homeroom teacher do such a thing that people and gods were angry about, all the cousins and cousins present, just listen to it, don't learn from my homeroom teacher who has suffered a thousand cuts." By the way, if you're going to the supermarket, I'd suggest you look for chocolates, maybe because of your pinch, there are two more single dogs in the world!"

"I think that head teacher is you!"

"The anchor is too bad, super tube, I want to report it!"

"My cousin is so cute!

"My cousin is definitely a single dog, and the identification is complete!"

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