Chapter 130: Pig's Head for Short
"You people, you're obviously jealous of my handsomeness, aren't you? If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned my face with you a long time ago, really!" Tang Lin said hatefully to the camera. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
“666!”
"What a shame!"
"The anchor, you are ugly, I don't care about you!"
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"I don't care about you generally," Tang Lin waved his hand generously, and then smiled evilly: "Our dear head teacher will have an affair in the future, do you want to hear about it?"
Most of the people who watched the live broadcast were otaku and rotten women, who released themselves unabashedly in the unrestrained network, and when they heard the word "sexual encounter", they all became screaming like the little wolf waiting to be fed, but Tang Lin just wanted to hang their appetite.
"Ahem!If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition, this live broadcast about our dear homeroom teacher The story ends here, let's first find the pig-headed boy shoes just now, and realize the rewards promised to him, as a credit-worthy anchor, I really talk about credit!"
In the live broadcast room, because of Tang Lin's words, almost all of them are correcting Tang Lin's name: it is not a pig's head, but the anchor is a pig's head.
Tang Lin, who watched it, sighed in his heart, if you fight with people, it will be endless fun!
"That's right, it's called pig's head, there's nothing wrong with it!" Tang Lin said very innocently and naturally, leaving the audience in the live broadcast room speechless for a while.
Zhao Yuting, who is also in this building 2108, sat on the sofa in the hall, and saw Tang Lin teasing his audience like this, and he was speechless for a while, the general game anchor may find some viewers who are more familiar with him to joke, but there are really few people who are happy with the audience, but I am still a little satisfied with Tang Lin's practice of using jokes to keep the audience's hearts a little, regardless of whether this small method is effective or not, but in terms of this Tang Lin's behavior, he still has two brushes for the live broadcast method.
"Pig-headed children's shoes, please hum if you're here, otherwise the reward will really pass!
The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel, and Tang Lin once again witnessed this truth.
As soon as he finished saying not to swipe the screen for the time being, the live broadcast room suddenly felt like snowflakes were flying all over the sky, a snow-white, and it was almost impossible to see what words were there.
Because it has been on the air for a while, although Tang Lin didn't pay much attention to the number of viewers of the live broadcast, the number of people is still growing silently, and there are already more than 20,000 and close to 30,000 at this time.
"Thank you for liking me so much, grateful, grateful!" Tang Lin said gratefully with his hands folded, and after finishing speaking, he pinched his nose and said, "One bow, then another, three bows!"
"Your uncle!"
"you!"
"Your sister!"
"Roll the calves!"
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originally thought that Tang Lin really wanted to thank his audience, but when he heard the second half, he immediately understood that he had been trapped, and a large number of emotional words flowed in the live broadcast room and hit Tang Lin's eyes.
"I see that you are too depressed, active and active atmosphere, don't get excited, excitement will hurt your physical and mental health!" Tang Lin saw that he was a little angry, and hurriedly said with a smile.
"The anchor is a pig's head and gave the anchor Tang Lin 1 big health care!" Message: "I'm here, can I ask for anything?"
"Pig-headed children's shoes, you can ask for anything - it's impossible to drop, I'm a big man with yellow flowers, if you make some excessive requests, I won't be a big loss, so let's chat with me privately, we will communicate with you first, it's too expensive for you to chat like this, although I still like your way of chatting, haha!"
A big health care is 1000RMB for a penny, which is more expensive than the real big health care, but a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, and asking for a gift from a person without a bottom line like this, although it is not his original intention, Tang Lin still can't bear it.
Soon Tang Lin received a QQ number from a private chat, and after Tang Lin boarded QQ, he connected to the audience whose name is the anchor is pig's head.
"This asks the pig's head children's shoes, hello!"
"Hello cousin, and all the brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room, hello! Cousin, my name is the anchor is a pig's head, this can't be reduced, please give a name the most basic respect, okay?"
On the other end of the headset sounded a somewhat ordinary voice, and there was some vicissitudes in the voice, giving the first impression that this person should be a man in his 30s.
"Well, okay, pig-headed children's shoes, I know!" Tang Lin readily agreed to the anchor's request that the anchor was a pig's head, but there was still no change in the title, which made Tong Jiahao on the other end of the headset cry and laugh.
Tong Jiahao, 30 years old, is currently working on an online platform for product operations, usually not busy at work, 9 to 6 work time also allows him to spare a lot of time a day, plus a good salary, so that he has no ambition to feel that life is almost perfect, but except for one - women.
Because he is usually more homely, he basically surfs the Internet, chats, and watches live broadcasts, so although he is 30 years old, he has no intention of falling in love with someone, but he still has not dared to boldly confess, and now he is still a glorious and sacred single dog, Tang Lin is because he paid attention to Su Xiaoying's fan meeting last time he live, and he was hanging out on the fast live broadcast today, and he just saw the focus map on the homepage, so he clicked in.
"Pig-headed children's shoes, you just got a reward through the barrage, what do you want to get from me? First of all, I want to explain that the chastity I have kept for 20 years is going to be handed over to my beloved woman!" Tang Lin asked a little obscenely.
"Cousin, did anyone say you're lewd?"
"I don't know if anyone said this about me behind my back, but just now I heard a pig say this about me, which really made me feel bad, I really didn't expect me to be such a failure, even a pig mocked me again!" Tang Lin said faintly, and exhaled decadently after speaking.
"But it doesn't matter, there are two mes in this world, one pretends to be happy and the other is secretly sad, in front of you, it will always be the me who pretends to be happy!"
The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh because of the light damage and secret trampling of the two, and there was a wave of 666 in the live broadcast room.
"Cousin, I think why are you all secretly happy instead of pretending to be happy, as you say?"
"You're wrong, really! I'm very interested now!"
After speaking, Tang Lin pretended to wipe his tears and sobbed a few times, and made a sissy action, which made the audience feel a chill when they watched it.
Of course, it also made Tong Jiahao, who was watching the live broadcast with himself at the same time, feel a chill: "Cousin, let's not talk about this, I can't stand you, your skills are too deep, and we ordinary people can't withstand it! ”