"Sir, a total of two yuan?" The cashier looked at Lin Yao, his eyes were still so weird, as if he was sighing and sympathetic. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Nima ...... Lin Yao's face twitched, he couldn't stand it anymore, opened his mouth, and said word by word: "Get me two hundred boxes." ”

"What?" the cashier didn't know why, and looked at Lin Yao a little blankly.

"I said, I'm going to buy two hundred Durex, what's the matter, don't you sell it?" Lin Yao said, he wanted to save face.

The cashier understood, looked at Lin Yao in surprise, his face was slightly red, and said, "Sir...... You...... Are you sure you buy so much?"

Forcibly endured the body that trembled slightly due to anger, I didn't want to buy it, you forced it...... Lin Yao said: "The two hundred at home are used up, can't you buy some spare?"

"Good...... Well, you wait. The cashier looked at Lin Yao's seemingly aggressive gaze and hurriedly picked up the goods.

She couldn't believe it...... This...... This gentleman is amazing...... Suddenly, her heart began to beat faster, and her face was red and her ears were dry.

"Huh......" exhaled deeply, Lin Yao felt much better, sister, face was back.

Leaving the supermarket, Lin Yao looked a little special, carrying a bag in his hand and a box on his shoulder.

And on the top of the box, there are three big words 'Durex'.

Luckily, it was night, and there weren't many pedestrians on the road, so it didn't attract too many people's attention. Even so, whenever someone saw Lin Yao, they were inexplicably startled.

This...... Has this been in preparation for five years...... A certain man who is not in good health thought so.

When he returned home and put a box of Durex on the ground, Lin Yao was worried...... This...... How to deal with it?

After thinking about it for a long time and having no idea, Lin Yao had no choice but to give up, and looked at the time again, ten o'fifteen.

This is the time when the nightlife is crazy, and if you start now, I'm afraid it's still too early.

Wait a minute, 12 o'clock before you act.

Sitting on the bed, Lin Yao took out his mobile phone, entered the WeChat group, and prepared to grab the red envelope, time can't be wasted.

Lin Yao found that there was no record of red envelopes recently. And the chat at this time is a little hot. If you take a closer look, it turns out that Tang Seng, who is the most capable water group, is boasting.

Tang Seng: The past is unbearable, thinking back to the past, the poor monk took three apprentices to the west to learn scriptures, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, all the way to kill demons and demons, and preach Buddhism. How high-spirited, how thrilling. All of this, like yesterday's memories, still lingers in my mind, making the poor monk indulge in memories for a long time. What about the bumpy road ahead? What about life and death? With the perfect cooperation of the wisdom and courage of the poor monks, and under the perfect command of the poor monks, it is not yet possible to overcome obstacles and obtain the true scriptures all the way. Alas...... But now, the poor monk can only sit in the west and chant the scriptures, which is really boring. For this reason, the poor monk took a vacation like the Buddha to promote the compassion of my Buddha in the group and look for people who are destined for my Buddha.

Clairvoyance: Tang Seng blows a good hand (nose picking)

Shunfeng Ear: This cow, I give ninety-nine points, and the remaining one point gives you the motivation to move forward (pick your nose)

Electric mother: I just said that Tang Seng was uneasy and kind every day, and it turned out to be digging the foot of the wall (three despised)

Feng Bo: The routine is so deep (contempt)

Lu Dongbin: Well, you Tang Seng is good, it turns out that you are so calculating (angry)

Contempt, strong contempt, the immortals in the group came out one after another, and salivated at Tang Seng for a while.

Sun Wukong, who had not bubbled in the group for a long time, came out, and only sent two expressions: (picking his nose) (sweating)

Lin Yao watched silently for a while, and couldn't help the boring nonsense of these immortals, and said: Why doesn't anyone send red envelopes?

Tang Seng: Huh...... It's an immortal envoy. Come on, come on, please see the immortal envoy, and let the poor monk explain the essence of the Lengyan Sutra to the immortal envoy.

Lin Yao: ............

Electric Mother: Tang Seng Walks Away (Three Contempts)

Little Nezha came out: Does the fairy envoy want to give out red envelopes (clapping)

Suddenly, because of Nezha's words, all the gods and immortals came out, shouting that the immortals sent red envelopes and begged for big bags.

Your Sister's ...... Lin Yao slandered ...... Fart...... The buddy has only thirty-one merits in total, and he is still saving up to buy the myelin cleansing pill.

Lin Yao: No, you send it, I'll be responsible for robbing it.

Electric mother: the fairy makes it really stingy (three nose picking)

Tang Seng: Amitabha, merit is something outside the body, the immortal envoy should not be concerned, or send it out, so as to throw away the worries of the red dust and escape into the empty door.

Lin Yao was angry and said: Your sister, no, no, (roaring) You are still immortals, sending a red envelope is so grinding.

Tang Seng: The immortal envoy has a unique status, and it should be that the immortal envoy should take the lead in sending a bag.

That is, a large number of immortals echoed it.

It's too platinum star to come out: Huh...... The fairy envoy is going to send out red envelopes? Fortunately, I didn't miss it, haha.

Chang'e also came out: The fairy envoy is here (shy)

At this time, the gods and immortals united the front very tacitly. That is, Lin Yao sent a red envelope first, and they sent it.

Lin Yao was depressed, send your sister...... Suddenly, his eyes swept away, a bright light flashed in his mind, and Lin Yao hurriedly said: If you don't make merit, can you send other things?

Tang Seng: Does the immortal envoy have other treasures?

Electric Mother: Immortal Messenger Fast Hair (Three Claps)

Seeing this, Lin Yao was depressed again, how could he send out the things in reality?

"Buzz ......" At this time, the phone vibrated a little.

Lin Yao exited WeChat and looked at it, it turned out that someone had added him as a friend, click on it, wow...... It's the fairy Chang'e.

passed, Lin Yao took the lead in saying: Hello Fairy Chang'e (smile)

Chang'e Fairy: Immortals make good, shyness (shy)

Chang'e chatted with him privately...... Wowhaha...... Lin Yao was excited...... Don't......?

Hurriedly said: I have admired the fairy for a long time, and today I finally became friends, which is exciting (laughs)

Fairy Chang'e: (shy) The slave family also admires the fairy envoy very much.

Lin Yao's mouth opened and smiled narcissistically, then he remembered one thing and said: By the way, fairy, how to put things in reality into red envelopes (question)

Fairy Chang'e: Click to send a red envelope, there is an option to send other items, after clicking, the camera can scan the thing you want to send.

I see, Lin Yao understood, and said: I'll send a red envelope first, and we'll talk later.

Fairy Chang'e: Okay (clapping) I'll grab it.

Exited the private chat, entered the group chat, and saw the message in the group, Lin Yao was angry.

It turned out that Lin Yao was chatting privately for a while, and the immortals in the group were sarcastic about him.

Tang Seng: Amitabha, we were deceived by the immortal envoy, saying that we would send red envelopes, but we were diving into the water, alas...... I'm still too naïve......

Djinn: Ah...... I'm excited to wait for a (crying)

Electric: Alas...... I didn't expect the fairy envoy to be so unreliable (three crying)

Lei Gong: That's it, my wife is right (pitiful)

Nima ...... Lin Yao was not happy, didn't he just leave, and said: Your sister, this immortal envoy is looking for something, and you are so sarcastic about me...... Wait, this immortal envoy will send it now.

Suddenly, the group became popular, and all the gods appeared one after another, waiting for Lin Yao's red envelope.

Lin Yao said again: Ahem, this immortal envoy sent out red envelopes today, you must grab them.

The immortal makes the hair fast, the fairy makes the hair fast...... The immortals were excited.

Lin Yao smiled evilly, took the box containing Durex on the side, and while unpacking the box, he slandered: "Funny people, let you be unscrupulous profiteers, let you treat me as the wronged boss." You wait, look at the red envelope of the immortal envoy. ”

Hey...... I don't know what the reaction of these immortals will be after they grab Durex......

The more Lin Yao laughed, the happier he became, and soon, a box of Durex was poured on the bed by him.

Click on the red envelope option in the group, and follow Fairy Chang'e's instructions at that time to select other items.

The camera is turned on, and a green line appears on the phone screen, floating up and down.

Lin Yao pointed at Durex on the bed and scanned for a while.

In an instant, the boxes of Durex turned into streamers and flew towards the mobile phone in Lin Yao's hand.

And in Lin Yao's balance, there were two hundred more Durex.

Select all, 100 copies, OK.

Two hundred boxes of Durex appeared in the form of red envelopes in the group of immortals.

In one second, the red envelope was snatched up.

Best luck: Chang'e Fairy

Lin Yao looked weird...... The corners of the mouth twitched.

This...... This...... It's also too ......

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ps: A friend's book is participating in the creation of the PK, need support, I hope you can help. The name is "Three Realms Red Envelope Group", I hope everyone can help him support whether it is clicking, collecting and recommending, thank you here. Kindness...... PK ends on Friday. (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )