Those funny fairies' hand speed is what Lin Yao has always admired, a hundred red envelopes, and the time was robbed in a second..... just ask, among all the WeChat groups in this world, which group can do it? Only this fairy chat group. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At the moment when the red envelopes were snatched up, the news of the immortals also came one after another.

Fairy Chang'e: Hee-hee, I'm the best luck (shy)

Lei Gong: Wowhaha, I grabbed four (laughs)

Djinn: The Three of Me (Cool)

Erlang God: It's a dog....there is only one .....

Whooling: Woo......

Electric mother: No wonder Erlang God has never married, it turns out that he has such a habit (scare) and wishes a hundred years of good luck (three snickering)

Next, some immortals appeared, and those who grabbed it were extremely proud, and those who didn't grab it silently wept.

Lin Yao silently peeked at the screen..... holding back a smile.

Electric Mother: Hee-hee, although I only grabbed two, I'm still so happy, thank you Immortal Envoy (three shy) for letting me see what it is.

Fairy Chang'e: It's Durex, what is this?

This....this .....

The electric mother appeared: Immortal envoy, you actually sent ..... dirt......

There was a moment of silence in the group.....

Although the fairy world is separated from the world, and the immortals cannot go down to earth, there is also a way to spy on the progress of the world, otherwise it is impossible to establish such a WeChat group that keeps pace with the times.

It's just that there are still a few immortals who don't pay attention to the changes in the world on weekdays, so they can't recognize what Durex is.

For example, Fairy Chang'e, seeing that no one in the group was talking, jumped out again: Why is there no one (question) hasn't told me what Durex is?

Still no one responded.

At this time, Tang Seng jumped out: Wahaha... Ahem....Amitabha, the poor monk grabbed three, don't envy the couple, wahaha.

No one replied, but Tang Seng continued: The immortal envoy is generous, and the poor monk is very happy, but he also asks the immortal envoy to tell him, what kind of treasure is this Durex?

Lin Yao didn't speak, and after a while, Tang Seng said: I know, this is a balloon in the world, haha... I'm so smart, but why does this balloon have so much oil on it? Can it prevent it from exploding? It smells weird. Haha....this balloon is really good, I blew it so big, which of you has me blow it big (cool)

Immediately afterwards, Tang Seng sent a photo.

In the photo, it is a fair-faced monk, wearing a monk's robe, a dazzling robe, and a monk's hat. The monk's left hand is holding a transparent bubble more than a meter long, thicker than a person, and the glittering light is reflected on it, the monk's face is full of pride, tightly attached to the bubble, and his right hand is doing scissor hand movements.

This...Lin Yao's head was full of black lines, and he finally couldn't help it, and laughed.

Tang Seng: Who has me blowing big (cool)

The other immortals came out, electric mother: Tang Seng....you ......

Djinn God: This......... look confused.....

Tai Bai Xing: Ten thousand faces are confused....Tang Seng is so fierce ..... admire.....

Fairy Chang'e: Wow, it's a balloon, I'll blow it too.

Electric Mother: Fairy Chang'e, don't blow it, don't blow it.

Fairy Chang'e: Why (Grievances)

Electric Mother: You'll know in a moment (three wipes of sweat)

Tang Seng: Wowhaha, the electric mother knows that you won't blow as big as me, so she won't let you blow it. How about it, the poor monk is very good, let me tell you, this is all because of the practice of Buddhism, so that the poor monk is full of confidence, envy (proud) Do you want to be the same as the poor monk? Then shave your degree and practice into my Buddhism, what are you waiting for? Don't miss the opportunity and come again. The poor monks have proved the profundity of the Dharma, are you still not convinced?

Hahaha... Ahem....Lin Yao burst into tears and laughed, almost choking on his breath....

Little Nezha came out: Wow wow, it turns out that this is a balloon, I grabbed two, hehe...

Li Jing: Don't blow it, leave it to me (angry)

Nezha: Why (grievances)

Li Jing: If I say no, I won't, just send it to me now.

Tang Seng: Haha... Amitabha, the poor monk told you in a low-key manner, it was your father who didn't want you to lose the face of the immortal family, because you can't blow as big as me (cool)

Lei Gong: Tang Seng....you ..... me.....

Djinn: What should I say....haha... I'm laughing to death....I haven't recovered yet....

Clairvoyant: Whaha...my eyes....are so spicy.....

Next, a large number of immortals appeared, whether they were grabbed or not, they all sent a laughing message, and they all expressed their admiration for Tang Seng's five-body throw.

Of course, there are also a small number of immortals who are unknown.

Chang'e: What are you laughing at?

Tang Seng: (cool) They try to hide their frustration and uneasiness by laughing, Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate.

Electronizer: Alas... Poor Tang Seng (laughs)

Lei Gong: Yes, as a man, I deeply sympathize.

One piece echoed.

Tang Seng: (Angry) What pity do I have, you don't dare to admit your defeat, but come to attack me as a winner, it seems that you really need the baptism of Buddhism.

Djinn God: Pity you for living for so many years, you haven't touched a woman, even if you haven't touched it..... you don't know anything..... haha...let me dive and laugh for a while....

Erlang God: Sister, I actually smiled, thank you, Tang Seng.....

Howling Sky Dog: Hahahaha

Shunfeng Ear: It seems that they are all diving and laughing, and I dived too....I am so happy today (laughs)

Tang Seng: You....Amitabha, the poor monk is dedicated to the Buddha, the six roots are pure, naturally not close to the female color, what's so funny about this, hum, this is my Dharma is profound, color is emptiness, I don't know what to say. Dissipate the breath and dispel the gas....Amitabha.

Tang Seng's eldest apprentice, the fight to defeat the Buddha came out: alas.......

Ya....Tang Seng is a little angry, you are my big apprentice, what are you sighing: Wukong, what do you mean (anger)

Zhu Bajie: Master, don't say it again (wipe sweat)

Tang Seng: You are also ..... (angry)

Sha Seng: Master, really don't say it (wipe sweat)

Tang Seng: If there is anything that cannot be said, the poor monk will say it, and let the light of my Buddha spread to every corner of the world. The poor monk is still more handsome than you, and the poor monk has also charmed thousands of young girls, making them flock to me to show their love madly. He even looked down on the poor monk, although the poor monk was not close to women, but the eyes of the poor monk were countless women, especially when he passed by the daughter country, the king looked at the poor monk every day, snorted, and screamed at the royal brother, the poor monk was determined, and he didn't look at it more. Hmph, let me tell you, there are many women who have a crush on poor monks, but the poor monks are devoted to the Buddha and ignore the three thousand things of Hongchen.

Monkey King: Just because I didn't show up.....

Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey took me along......

Sha Seng: Senior brother, second senior brother, Master also....forget it... You wait for me......

Tang Seng: You....wasted the teacher's careful teaching to you (anger)

The electric mother may have finished laughing, and came out at this time: alas....poor and lamentable....

Tang Seng: Don't divert the topic (anger), don't you just don't want to admit that the Dharma is more profound?

Li Jing: Ahem... Tang Seng, it's not your fault that you're not close to women, after all, the Buddha taught well..... but ..... even if you don't get close to women... You should also know what Durex is....have you never paid attention to the state of affairs in the mortal world?

Tang Seng: Poor monks are dedicated to Buddha, how can they have time to pay attention to secular things (cool)

Claireye: No wonder....

Tang Seng: What's the wonder?

Tai Bai Xing: No wonder you don't know, this Durex is a thing used in sexual intercourse between men and women (crying and laughing)

Tang Seng: What you said is true?

Lei Gong: Ahem, Tang Seng, you can't use it anyway, except for the one that was blown up by you as a balloon, give me the rest, I can use it.

Djinn: Give it to me.

Clairvoyance: My eyes are so hot that I should make amends.

Fairy Chang'e: The fairy made you....actually send this kind of thing....huh....(shy) so embarrassing.

Nezha: Father, where are you, I'll send it to you right now (smiling)

Electric mother: Hey, talk about Tang Seng (three doubts)

Tai Bai Xing: Maybe I went to find his three apprentices (crying and laughing) (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )