Chapter 12: Cramp "Zombie" (Collect)
Dean Qi, the vice president of the Seventh Academy! For Zhang Dadao, this can be regarded as an acquaintance. However, he is the dean, and he can't usually get in touch with him, so he doesn't know him very well. However, Zhang Dadao also knew that Vice Dean Qi was a very rigid person, and what he hated most was that patients caused trouble. Summoned by him, I'm afraid it's not so easy to fool the past!
What Zhang Dadao is most afraid of is that there will be some additional punishment, so that he will stay among the "actors" and "writers" for a few days, and he will be forced to have something to do. Listening to two mentally ill people seriously discuss acting, script adaptation or something. The logic is still messed up, and if you don't go crazy, you have to be driven crazy, not to mention that Zhang Dadao himself is not normal.
Dealing with Su Jinjin, Zhang Dadao was able to let go of the flicker. In the face of Guo Fatzi, as long as the evidence is not caught, he will be quarantined for a few days at most. However, Dean Qi is not so easy to deal with, as the dean, this guy has enough rights to toss Zhang Daodao. Not to mention anything else, just letting Zhang Dadao, who has stopped taking medicine, resume taking medication is enough for Zhang Dadao.
Zhang Dadao sighed all the way into the duty room, and saw a thin old doctor sitting behind the desk, looking like an expert in the eyes of the people. Sitting across from him was also a young doctor, who had come in with Su Jinjin for the residency training program. This young doctor is a little high-minded, and Zhang Dadao has never been very kind to see him.
Entering the door, Zhang Dadao stood upright, with a positive outlook, and said in a loud voice: "Dean Qi, I heard that you are looking for me?"
Dean Qi raised his head at this time, pushed the wooden-framed glasses, nodded at Zhang Dadao, and said with a kind smile: "Dadao is here, come and sit, come and sit!"
Zhang Dadao hurriedly went over and sat down, and the young doctor also got up and said that he was going to inspect and left the duty room. Dean Qi then said: "Daodao, you haven't been a teenager since you stayed in our hospital, you know everything you should know, and your condition has basically stabilized." Dr. Chen just passed away, and you make such a scene, the dean and I don't look good!"
Zhang Dadao shuddered, knowing that it was useless to talk nonsense to this old man, anyway, people decided that he instigated it. The black pot can't be deducted from the head of the "actor". Zhang Dadao nodded, and confessed his mistake and said: "Dean Qi, I really know that I was wrong, I saw the 'actor' he stole the white coat, and I wanted to tease him, but I didn't expect him to be so bold, so I went directly to the outpatient department to make trouble!"
"I didn't expect it or didn't want to think about it?" Qi Yuan pointed directly to the hearts of the people and said, "You follow all the way, just to see the excitement." However, I also know your situation, and this time I locked you up for a few days, and I have already been punished. But I'm going to say it, you don't have to get me into trouble until the new director comes! Otherwise, I won't be quarantined for a few days!"
Zhang Dadao was also greatly relieved when he heard that he would not be punished, and swore to be honest with a gambling curse! Dean Qi then laughed and scolded and drove him out. As soon as he went out, Zhang Dadao's body collapsed, as if his strength had been exhausted, he rolled up his dead fish eyes and let out a long breath. The elusive voice of the elusive old man Han came to his ears:
"Yo, when you cause trouble, it's very powerful, but now it's cowardly? Didn't you say that you are the reincarnation of the thirteenth generation of Heavenly Masters? Even the vice president of a psychiatric hospital is afraid?"
Zhang Dadao turned his head to look, and saw the little old man shrinking behind the aisle, happily watching Zhang Dadao's liveliness. Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and squatted down beside him, and said: "The county official might as well be in charge now, this heavenly master can't learn some tricks from here, if he recovers my medicine, he will be abolished by him again!"
Old man Han said happily: "Emotional stability can still be used as a medicine?"
Zhang Dadao nodded very seriously, and then heard a loud "bang" sound from the other side, Zhang Dadao bounced up and ran to the corner to look. At this glance, I saw a man in his twenties standing in front of the window in a strange posture, not far from him was the doctor who had gone to inspect before, and there was a stainless steel plate on the ground, what was the doctor saying to the man at this moment?
Zhang Dadao turned his head and asked, "Old man Han, when did the zombies come out of the upper third floor?" As soon as these words came out, Zhang Dadao was stunned again when he saw it, and Old Man Han disappeared again at some point! Zhang Dadao couldn't help but scold:
"When you can use it, you don't see anyone!"
Then he turned his head and looked at the side of the accident.
This "zombie" is not a real zombie, nor is it another name for a disease. Rather, it refers to the patient who stands in a strange position. This patient called a zombie is also a strange person, he was hospitalized for three days, and was moved to the upper third floor because he exposed a strong tendency to self-harm, and was isolated and observed for three days for the second time, and simply moved into the sponge room and put on a bondage suit. This was already two months ago, and I didn't expect it to come down at this time.
Zhang Dadao secretly watched for a while, and waited for the doctor to leave, before he walked over leisurely. Came to the zombie and said with a smile: "Yo, zombie, are you down? So? Don't you try your quick recovery? Don't you say you can get a quick recovery? Just like that Wolverine?"
"Hmph!" "Zombie" snorted and said, "I was deceived by you! In fact, as long as I freely control the growth of my hair, I can also be regarded as initially controlling my body!"
Zhang Dadao laughed, looked at the strange standing posture of the "zombie", and said: "Control hair growth? One Piece has seen too much, have you? Life returned! What are you doing now? Which family and which faction? I haven't even seen this Heavenly Master? Otherwise, if you knock me one, how about I pass on your righteous heart five thunder piles? It must be stronger than you!"
The "zombie" pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "You are all feudal superstition and pseudoscience, I am a joint station legislative? Ergonomic, standing like this is the most labor-saving, I am resting, okay!"
Zhang Dadao suddenly came to his senses and asked, "What kind of joint station legislation? Let's listen to it, it looks more reliable than your quick recovery, at least there are results in front of you?" This makes it look like performance art!"
The "zombie" seems to have been on the top for a long time, and when he heard this, it didn't matter about his and Zhang Dadao's holiday, Shi Shiran said:
"This is something I've been thinking about lately, you can really relax your body, you have to do this! You stand up and relax, don't think too much, just think about relaxing the muscles of your body. Then slowly find the joint of the joints, relax each bone, and place it firmly on the bone below. It's like building blocks, starting from the ankles, putting the bones little by little, at this time the muscles must pay attention to relaxation, breathing should be stable and even, not in a hurry or nervous. In fact, the most important thing is to balance the loose muscles and find that balance. After standing up, you will find that you will not get tired after standing like this for a long time, although it seems that you do not stand very straight, and even slightly bent, in fact, it is very easy. ”
The "zombie" was indeed suffocated, and as soon as Zhang Dadao asked, he poured out a lot of things. Zhang Dadao was confused, but he still understood the meaning. After hearing this, Zhang Dadao smiled and gave a thumbs up to the "zombie". "Zombie" Yile, just when he thought that Zhang Dadao was admiring him, Zhang Dadao walked past him and said:
"I don't know what ergonomics are, so I don't care if what you say makes sense or not. Even if you have, your broken ability can be used except that you can be more effective than others when you are punished?"
After that, he gave the middle finger to the "zombie", and the angry "zombie" couldn't even maintain the joint standing legislation, and his body fell to the ground crookedly, followed by a twitching and holding his calf and screaming "ouch".
Zhang Dadao looked back and said, "Look! I'll just say it's useless! ”
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