Chapter 13: The Awakening of the "Fallen Students".
After teasing the "zombie" that was released from the sponge room, Zhang Dadao was also refreshed, and swayed into the activity room, waving his hand to greet the patients around him as he walked. However, it was useless, and the patients either gathered in front of the TV or did their own thing, and did not take care of Zhang Dao at all.
Zhang Dadao was not embarrassed, he greeted the people around him freely, and swayed all the way to the edge of the bookshelf. At this time, a young man with eyes came over, nodded at him, and said, "Teacher Zhang, are you down?"
Zhang Dadao nodded, waved his hand and said, "You call me Dao Chief, Heavenly Master, Brother Zhang, Brother Dao are all right! Don't call me a teacher, the pressure is too great! Except for Teacher Cang, Teacher Chen, and Kill Teacher, there is no teacher in the world!" Zhang Dadao held his head high, looking like a middle two.
The young man was shocked and opened his mouth in embarrassment, unable to speak. Zhang Dadao was anxious, pulled him and said: "You don't know any of this, if you don't watch Teacher Cang, you don't chase stars, you don't even read comics, how did you fall off the list?"
This young man is a "failed student" because he failed the college entrance examination and repeated his studies for a year. On weekdays, he is a guy who can talk to Zhang Dadao, but he was instilled by Zhang Dadao with a lot of crooked heresies such as "The Essential Prayer Method for the College Entrance Examination" and "The Twelve Charms for the College Entrance Examination". Now Zhang Dadao grabbed white for a while, and his face turned pale again.
Waiting for Zhang Dadao to shut up, the "unlisted student" said: "The first two know, but the latter one has never heard of it." ”
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Actually, I haven't seen it either, we are not allowed to read comics here, I heard from a kid who came last time." It's Teacher Cang and Teacher Chen, Xiao Su has it on his computer, in the folder of that case file!"
Zhang Dadao kicked one foot on the ground in the sky, and the "falling student" couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all, and his face was red because he was in a hurry. He waved his hand in a panic for a while before stopping Zhang Dadao's thoughts of continuing to introduce the mysteries of Su Jinjin's computer. Seeing that Zhang Dadao stopped talking nonsense, the "unsuccessful student" said: "I want to tell you that I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow! I will definitely be able to pass the exam this time." ”
Zhang Dadao nodded, didn't think it was anything important, and said with a big grin: "If you get in, you can be admitted? It's not a big deal? I haven't even read a book, and I'm not living a good life!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and said curiously: "You haven't read a book?"
"That's right, I was supposed to be in the first grade of elementary school, but I was in a car accident on the road! As soon as I lived in the house, the lawyer with bipolar disorder who came last time said that he could sue the hospital for violating the compulsory education law. I didn't pay attention to him, just like the little mole said, if other children don't want to go to school, they all pretend to be sick?
"But?" "The loser" hesitated, but still said, "I see you know a lot, at least better than me." ”
Zhang Dadao said with a smile: "That is, I am the reincarnation of the thirteenth generation of Heavenly Masters, although I have forgotten some skills in the mystery of the womb, but I still know some knowledge of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the Four Books and the Five Classics, and besides, there are many masters in our academy, and I can't learn better from them than your broken school? There are three or five professor-level people living in our building now! Those who were discharged from the hospital and died are not counted!"
The "unsuccessful student" was stunned, and thought for a long time before saying, "Don't you want to go out?"
"Go out?" Zhang Dadao was stunned and asked, "What are you doing going out?" Isn't it good?
The "unsuccessful student" pondered for a while before saying, "You're not too old, you can't stay here for the rest of your life, can you?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, but he pondered for a while, and then suddenly rolled out his dead fish eyes, and said with a tired face: "Yes! I said why is it getting more and more wrong recently, it turns out that this is the reason! The dragon and tiger want to meet, and the kan needs to be handed over, this is the yang wins and the yin is declining! We don't have a girl on the third floor, just four mothers! A cleaning aunt, a menopausal nurse at the front desk downstairs! An aunt in a pharmacy." Below him is the female sparrow on the top of the canopy on the sixth floor!
The "unsuccessful student" nodded and said, "Yes, according to me, you still have to go out, you are also very smart, if you study hard for two years, you can still get into a good university? Besides, aren't you quite normal? Why are you staying here?"
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips, turned his head and said: "I'm not happy at all when you say that I'm normal! I still say that I'm normal? Those doctors have to recognize it! Forget about studying or something, I don't have much interest in school when I look like you!"
"Hey, hey!" The "unsuccessful student" laughed embarrassedly, and then said: "Our school is not good, but the university is different, I heard that those art universities, radio and television universities or something, there are many beautiful women!"
"Beauty?" Zhang Dadao's eyes lit up, the dead fish eyes rolled back, his face turned solemn, and he said: "I'll tell you! Your mentality is not right! Appearance is just skin, and the roots and life of a woman are the most important! I had a few Ding furnaces back then, all of which were first-class qualifications!"
"What the hell?" scratched his head.
Zhang Dadao was in the empty space for a moment, and he was discouraged again, so he had to say: "Yes, you don't read novels?
The "unsuccessful student" sighed and said a little embarrassedly: "That, I was nervous when I took the comprehensive exam, and as a result, the acute appendicitis attack went directly from the examination room to the operating room, and the rest of the test was not taken." ”
"How nervous are you?" Zhang Dadao gave a thumbs up in admiration. Just when he wanted to continue to inquire about art, radio and television, a nurse happened to come outside and called the "unsuccessful student" away.
Zhang Dadao had to frown and find a corner to sit down, although he held a book in his hand, he couldn't read it at all. After living in the Seventh Courtyard for so many years, Zhang Dadao really never had the intention of leaving. was said to be a "loser", but suddenly I had a heart-warming feeling.
It's just his current situation, and it is estimated that the hospital will not let him out. And his guardians could not agree to his discharge from the hospital at all. Although there are still a few relatives in the family, these relatives are not the same as none for Zhang Dadao.
Although they are not greedy for the money left by Zhang Dao's parents, it is also difficult for them to take care of this neurotic relative. Of course, Zhang Dadao didn't want to have too much to do with them.
Just when he was troubled, suddenly there was an extra person around him, Zhang Dadao took a look, and found that it was Old Man Han again. Old man Han looked at Zhang Dadao and said happily: "What? want to leave? I didn't tell you two years ago, you should go out and have a look!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and said, "How do you know everything? Feelings are really inquired about by the Seventh Academy? Moreover, you told me this two years ago? Why can't I remember?" Zhang Dadao rolled his dead fish eyes again, and looked at Old Man Han with a distrustful expression. It seems that he has never heard Old Man Han say anything about leaving.