Ding Li pointed his finger at the audience, "You probably don't know, Mr. Liu's girlfriend is very beautiful, and if you use an idiom to describe it, it is not worth your life to scare people to death." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Applause rang out.

Liu Xiang, who was on the side, hurriedly pulled Ding Li with his hand, "Teacher Ding, wait a minute, scare people to death and not pay for their lives, this is called beautiful? Besides, this is not an idiom." ”

"What's that called?" Ding Li asked rhetorically: "My Chinese grades are not good, I was taught by the math teacher, Mr. Liu, you can correct it." ”

Now the laughter of the audience is heard, and they often tease their friends in this way.

"When we describe a woman as beautiful, we use adjectives like cherry mouth and willow leaf curved eyebrows. Liu Xiang said a lot, "That is to praise a girl's beauty with such a sentence as scaring people to death." ”

"Can't you use such a word?" Ding Li asked rhetorically with a pretended ignorance on his face.

"Of course not. Liu Xiang made a gesture of scratching people with his hands, "If the girl is in a hurry, she may scratch you with her hand." ”

"Teacher Liu's girlfriend is very beautiful. Ding Li said firmly: "What a beautiful Fa Na? I will describe it to everyone present, with a fat head and big ears, a big mouth of blood, and a garlic head and a ...... nose." ”

"you. Liu Xiang pushed Ding Li with his hand.

The cross talk "Nonsense" comes to an end here.

In fact, when Ding Li appeared on the cross talk stage of Wenyuan Pavilion, this news was spread by the audience through the mobile phone circle of friends all over the country of Huaxia.

Many people were shocked out of their big teeth.

Of course, some don't believe it either.

However, the clear video and hearty voice on the Internet are wordlessly narrating one thing.

After the Crazy Boy incident, Ding Li, who had not moved for a long time, neither returned to the sketch world nor the hosting world, but ran to the cross talk world and said cross talk!

That's right, it's said that cross talk is gone!

Thanks to the development of science and technology, the two jokes said by Ding Li and Liu Xiang are spreading extremely quickly on the Internet.

Many people were amused and laughed.

"Funny me, I didn't expect Ding Li to have the talent to speak cross talk, don't say it, he and Liu Xiang's partner said cross talk, it's really okay, I laughed several times. ”

"The name of cross talk is nonsense, and it really knows how to make names. ”

"Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk is good, but there is some content in it, but it makes us worry, it's not that there are more bad guys, it's that the bad guys of the year have become old. This sentence goes to my heart, and there is nothing we can do about it....... ”

"Good post upstairs, top one. ”

"Top. ”

Ibid. ”

The audience applauded this because they had never been exposed to such a new form of cross talk before, so they were highly evaluated.

What they came into contact with was some traditional cross talk.

When have I ever seen a cross talk actor, suddenly ran to the stage, mingled with the audience, took pictures, signed autographs, and sat in the corridor regardless of the image.

Everything, for them, is a novelty.

Therefore, whether it was the scene or the audience watching through the Internet, they all laughed and were amused by Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk.

"Holy, that's funny! Are we living in the same world? The sketch between the two of them is so funny, wow?"

"It's just a crime, trying to make us laugh and die. ”

"There are some jokes in it, which are very funny, how can I go over the wall when I have a ticket, I am used to it. ”

Unlike netizens, many cross talk masters jumped out, and when they jumped out, they naturally opposed Ding Li.

Because in their eyes, Ding Li's cross talk is not called cross talk at all, it should be called nonsense.

Therefore, many cross talk actors jumped out, refuted the remarks of netizens, and at the same time, they also made him apologize to cross talk, and quickly got out of the cross talk world.

A so-called Internet celebrity with real-name certified cross talk actors, the first to occupy it, and the cross talk between Ding Li and Liu Xiang published some of his popularity.

It's not so much an opinion as a crusade.

Although this person is a cross talk actor with real-name verification, his main business is not cross talk, but using the Internet to attack some other celebrities differently, in order to attract the attention of netizens.

"I watched Ding Li Wang Le's cross talk just now, to be honest, it almost scared me, are they talking about cross talk? No, cross talk is not what they say, an actor has to run under the stage at every turn, take photos with the audience and sign autographs, and dare to charge money for this kind of worthless cross talk? Is it a mistake within the Wenyuan Pavilion cross talk club? In my opinion, the relevant personnel are to blame and resign, and they don't do anything with their salaries, what do you want you to do?"

Another real-name certified cross talk actor followed suit and expressed his opinion, of course, he still attacked Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk, "Their cross talk really made me happy." Not because it's good, but because it's too bad. Think about it, are they talking about cross talk? Cross talk is an art, how did it become this virtue in the mouths of those two people? What kind of cross talk is this? Just patronizing and being funny? I will only evaluate this kind of work, vulgar, kitsch, vulgar! At the same time, I call on the relevant departments to do some personnel and control cross talk liars like Ding Li. ”

In the end, a cross talk celebrity who no one could have imagined also opened his mouth to denounce Ding Li, this person's name is Hu Kewei.

He is a generation lower than Liu Lao, and he also has countless apprentices and grandchildren, and he is still active in the cross talk world, and his opening is no less than a bombshell, and netizens were dumbfounded.

Hu Kewei named his name on the Internet: "The two cross talk actors of Wenyuan Pavilion used a work that insulted the art of cross talk to make a lot of money, but it is unimaginable that this unscrupulous work has attracted so much attention." I feel very disappointed and very sad, is "Nonsense" funny or not? I don't evaluate it, and I don't express my own opinions, but a film full of vulgar and funny jokes, is this called cross talk? No, I, Hu Kewei, solemnly declare here, our cross talk industry does not recognize it as cross talk!"

Under the influence of Hu Kewei, many cross talk actors began to exert their strength, claiming that Ding Li was a rat in the cross talk world.

"Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk, extremely vulgar, garbage in garbage. ”

"They call it cross talk? It's just funny, it's weird, such a vulgar cross talk, those audiences all laughed non-stop, and they didn't dare to think about it at all. ”

"Such vulgar cross talk, don't the relevant departments care?"

"Support Mr. Hu. ”

"Boycott Ding Li, boycott Liu Xiang, and boycott the unscrupulous cross talk of the two of them. ”

"Top, say no to Ding Li and Liu Xiang's unscrupulous cross talk. ”

"By the way, Wenyuan Pavilion is Liu Lao's territory, shouldn't Liu Lao say something?"

"Mr. Liu is in his eighties this year, and he will use mobile phones and Weibo there. ”