"No, it's going to take so long?

The audience burst into tears and laughter. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The atmosphere was exceptional.

This scene is also something that many people did not expect.

Ding Li explained: "That can't be helped, now during the Golden Week, the whole capital is full of tourists, and tourists are lining up on the street in order to go in and visit." ”

Liu Xiang slapped his thigh: "Okay, this is completely spending money to attract guilt." ”

"It was past eight o'clock in the evening. As soon as Ding Li finished speaking, Liu Xiang next to him said, "Did I buy a ticket?"

"It's not. Ding Li sighed, "When it was about to be your turn, the god man behind me kicked you hard and kicked you out of the team. ”

"Who, such a lack of morality. Liu Xiang scolded.

"An old man. Ding Li added: "This old man wanted to cut the line, but he couldn't find a place to cut the line for a while, so he flew up and kicked you out." ”

The audience under the stage was all lost in thought.

The cross talk between Ding Li and Liu Xiang is actually a scene that really happened in real society.

It's just not about queuing, it's about competing for a place to exercise.

A group of old guys who relied on the old and sold the old forcibly occupied the basketball court, and now they also occupy the badminton court next to the basketball court.

To quote an expert, the bad guys get old.

"And when did I buy my ticket?"

"Five days later. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang on the side, "After you were kicked out, you ran to Qianmen Street again, queued for five days, and bought it." ”

"Look at how much I have worked to become an emperor. Liu Xiang complained slightly, "Now you can go in and get something." ”

"No, I can't. Ding Li spat out two words.

"Why not?" Liu Xiang asked rhetorically.

Ding Li said: "People rest at night and do not entertain tourists. ”

"I'm going. Liu Xiang yelled angrily.

"Don't worry, you saw a loophole and climbed over the wall to get in. Ding Li made a move over the wall, "Just like when I climbed over the wall and fell into the tiger park." ”

"Wait, why do you still mention the Tiger Park?" Liu Xiang said: "Didn't you say you wouldn't mention it?"

"I'm not afraid you'll forget? Ding Li made a movement over the wall again, "As soon as you climbed over the wall, you were held back." ”

"And then?"

Then I was sent to the police station. Ding Li said as a matter of course: "At night, if a person climbs over the wall and enters the Forbidden City, he must be a thief, since he is a thief, he is naturally the work of the police station." ”

"I'm going to get the edict of succession. Liu Xiang hurriedly said: "Mine will explain to them." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you explained, but the consequences are heavier. ”

"Teacher Ding, I've been explaining this for a long time, why are the consequences even heavier?"

"Because of your explanation, they decided that you had a nervous disorder, so they took you to the Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital in Beijing. ”

"I'm unlucky. Liu Xiang scolded.

"It's urging, not hanging. Ding Li corrected Liu Xiang: "Cui urge." ”

"Don't rush, hurry up and talk about the edict. ”

"After you came out of the psychiatric hospital, you bought a ticket, and then you saw a hole and climbed over the wall to get in. As soon as Ding Li said this, he was interrupted by Liu Xiang, "Teacher Ding, I have a ticket, why do I still climb over the wall." ”

"Get used to it. Ding Li's three words made the audience laugh.

"I wasn't caught this time, was I?" asked Liu Xiang.

Ding Li glanced at Liu Xiang, "That can be so unlucky again and again, this time I was not caught, but when I was climbing over the wall, I accidentally broke my foot." ”

The audience laughed and responded with applause.

"Aren't you unlucky?" Liu Xiang said: "Don't say anything else, get the edict first." ”

"Yes, yes, take the edict first. Ding Li said: "You go all the way to the Qianqing Palace and take the edict." ”

Liu Xiang responded: "Good guy, I am finally going to be the emperor, this is not enough to tire people's money, by the way, what is written on the edict?"

Ding Li said: "I don't know." ”

"What?" Liu Xiang didn't believe, "How can I not know that this piece is related to my throne." ”

Ding Li said loudly: "This thing is indeed related to your throne, but as soon as I took down the edict, a large group of people gathered around, including an old man, saying that the edict is a cultural relic and must be handed over to the state." ”

Liu Xiang collapsed: "In the end, there is nothing, and I am affected in vain." ”

The audience below couldn't stop laughing.

The coaxing came and went.

Liu Xiang stood on the stage and said with great disgust: "Everyone, you are still coaxing, I haven't gotten anything, and I have been locked up in a mental hospital for a long time." ”

Ding Li waved his hand and said seriously, "Everyone, all those words just now can't be taken seriously, really, the reason why I said this is to let the audience have fun, after all, you bought a ticket to come in, compared to those of us who stood on the stage and listened to cross talk, it is much more elegant." ”

Liu Xiang, who was drinking water, sprayed again, and said to Ding Li: "Teacher Ding, can we change the topic." ”

Ding Li said: "Yes, let's talk about how to listen to cross talk without money." ”

The audience roared out.

"Teacher Ding, I found that today we always seem to be unable to avoid this cross talk that doesn't require money. Liu Xiang said.

"My name is Ding Li, and for me, I am a newcomer in the cross talk industry. Ding Li pointed to Liu Xiang next to him, "But Teacher Liu is different, he was born in a cross talk family, especially Teacher Liu's father, who used to work in the palace." ”

"Haha....... The audience laughed, and some of them held their stomachs and laughed wildly regardless of their image.

Liu Xiang hurriedly stopped Ding Li, "Teacher Ding, you wait a while, you have made this sentence clear to me, what do you mean by working in the palace?"

Ding Li explained: "When your father was in the palace, he performed cross talk for those dragon sons and grandchildren, and he went and returned regularly, just like now when we clock in and out of work. ”

"Oh, that's right. Liu Xiang suddenly realized: "Then you make it clear, good guy, I am scared to sweat." ”

Ding Li squeezed Liu Xiang and said vigorously, "Teacher Liu, you want to be crooked, you want to be crooked, you definitely want to be crooked." ”

"It's not that I want to be crooked, it's what you just said, there is a problem. Liu Xiang corrected: "I don't believe you asked the audience." ”

The audience began to heckle.

Ding Li's face was also full of evil smiles.

In the end, Liu Xiang also smiled.

Laughed for a minute.

Ding Li said to the audience: "Today I am here to reveal a little secret to you, the partner next to me, Liu Xiang, he has a girlfriend. ”

Liu Xiang nodded and said, "Yes, yes, I'm talking about a girlfriend." ”

"My girlfriend is from Beijing. ”

"Yes, a native of Beijing. ”