Chapter 51: You're Stupid

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There is a magnificent attic behind the magnificent hall of Baicaomen, more than ten zhang high, dozens of zhang long, echoing with the front and back of the main hall. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 In the corridor of the info attic, a girl in red clothes was running up and down, and a hint of blush flashed on her pink little face from time to time.

"Uh-huh, Ying'er, what's the matter, so happy?" An old voice suddenly came from behind the girl in red, and an old man in a purple dragon-patterned robe appeared behind her.

"Oh! Grandfather! Ying'er greeted her grandfather. The girl in red was startled at first, and then bowed deeply to the old man in a proper manner.

"Tell my grandfather, what makes our Ying'er so happy?" said the old man in purple with a kind face and a smile on his face.

"It's nothing, hehe...... " The girl in red blushed, spit out her tongue mischievously, and then ran to the side of the old man in purple, holding his left arm with both hands.

"Haha, our Ying'er has grown up, and she knows that she is shy and blushing, tell her grandfather, who is that one?" The old man in purple laughed, brushed his beard flowing to his chest with his right hand, and turned his head sideways to say to the girl in red.

"Grandfather, what nonsense are you talking about, what is that one? The girl in red was told by the old man in purple, and she bit her lips lightly, and her face became even more flushed.

"No, no, Ying'er said no, that's no, haha......" The old man in purple raised his right hand very lovingly, patted the jade hand of the girl in red, and continued to laugh.

This girl in red is Han Ying and Fairy Han who just came back from Li Liang, and the old man in purple is the head of the Qinglong of Baicaomen. At this time, the old man and the young man were walking slowly in the corridor, talking about something from time to time, and from time to time there would be the hearty laughter of the head of the green dragon.

"Ying'er, grandfather has noticed that you have been much more cheerful recently, have you encountered anything happy?" asked the head of Qinglong kindly.

"Well, it's Li Liang's stupid boy, he's so funny!" Han Ying's delicate little nose wrinkled and said mischievously.

"Oh, what's so funny about him?" the head of Qinglong looked at Han Ying curiously.

"He, stupid, knows how to work, wandering around those acres of land all day long, either thinking about planting this, or thinking about planting that, yes, yes, just like he said, the donkey who pulls the grinding will revolve around the mill, haha......" Speaking of Li Liang, Han Ying's face showed a sweet smile again, but there was always a trace of cunning in this smile, which made people feel a little cool.

"This is his job, he doesn't revolve around these, so what does he revolve around?" Hearing Han Ying say this, the head of Qinglong smiled slightly, and casually asked her rhetorically.

"I know this, but the previous mortal workers were not as busy as him, I heard Hong Lao Lao say that the previous mortal workers knew that they were lazy to sleep all day long, and they didn't plant herbs, they didn't grow food, and they didn't know how to make wine, so they only worked for three years and let our Xianmen bomb back. Han Yingxiu frowned, and said to the head of Qinglong again with some puzzlement.

"Well, this Li Liang is pure-natured, honest and honest, and he is also very serious in doing things, otherwise my grandfather would not be willing to let my good Ying'er be his love object. The head of Qinglong nodded and said with a smile.

"It's just him! It's a little bit honest, it's really not to be called, hum!" Han Ying tilted her head, pouted, and said with a contemptuous expression. She didn't agree with the words of the head of Qinglong.

"Oh, why is this Li Liang not real?" asked the head of Qinglong with a blank face.

"I went to him just now and asked him to tell me a story, but he told me something, there used to be a monkey who always bullied the monkey, either he didn't give him anything to eat, or he stabbed the monkey with a flying sword, hum, he sarcastically mocked me in a different direction, do you think it's very treacherous?" Han Ying blinked her eyes and said with an angry smile.

"Hmph, this Li Liang is really bold enough, he actually dares to sarcastically mock us immortal cultivators, and I will teach him a lesson when I go back. The Qinglong master's face flashed with anger, and his tone couldn't help but be low.

"Hee-hee, no need grandfather, I've already taught me a lesson. I stabbed him in the ass with a flying sword, and he cried, haha, you didn't see him so pitiful, his snot was flowing out, and he was about to laugh at me. Han Ying's face flushed, and she couldn't help but get up loud when she thought of Li Liang crying and crying just now.

"Flying sword stabbing ass?" Hearing this, the head of Qinglong looked at his precious granddaughter with a different face, and muttered softly.

"Yes, as long as he is disobedient, I will stab him in the ass with a flying sword, and he will be obedient immediately. ”

"Oh, so you've stabbed him many times, haven't you?"

"Well, it's been many times, but he's always cheating, and he's not honest without stabbing him with a flying sword. ”

"Ying'er, who did you learn from this flying sword stabbing ass?"

"This was taught to me by Elder Hong. ”

"Elder Hong?"

"That's right, he told me that if someone in the world does something wrong, he will be beaten fifty times, and the spanking is the buttocks, where the flesh is thick and can't hurt the bones. By the way, grandfather, do you know what animals eat rats?"

"What do you want to do?"

"It's not that Li Liang, he cried without stabbing him a few times with a flying sword, and he cried so much that he couldn't persuade him for a long time, I said help him work and let him stop crying, he still didn't let him live, and he was annoyed. Later, when I got angry and took out the flying sword again, he crawled on the ground and kowtowed, saying that if he really wanted to help him, he would help him find a cat. You said that we should find a cat for him in this fairy gate, I stabbed him twice with a flying sword, but he did all the tricks, saying that there was too much food and rats, so let me help him find animals that can eat rats. Han Ying said as she danced and gestured.

"Oh, that's right......"

"Grandfather, do you know?"

"Oh, hehe, yes, yes, not only know, but there's one! wait, let grandpa find it for you, oh, find it, this is it. With that, the head of the green dragon put his right hand on his waist, and a wisp of god only entered the spirit beast bag and searched for it. In a few moments, he took out a snow-white fox.

"It's so beautiful!" Han Ying was overjoyed when she saw the white fox obediently crawling in the arms of the head of the green dragon, and her hand jade couldn't help but stretch it out and brush it along the smooth fur.

"Hehe, Ying'er, this is a snowy ice fox, which my grandfather got by chance at a trade fair, you can take it and give it to him. The head of the green dragon chuckled and handed the white fox over casually.

"Huh, it's still a first-level spirit beast!" Han Ying looked at the fox carefully for a moment, and suddenly let out a low groan, and found that the fox was actually still a spirit beast.

"Well, it's a first-level spirit beast, and it will soon be able to advance to a second-level spirit beast. The head of Qinglong stroked his beard and nodded.

"It's really cheap for him to give him such a good thing. Hmph, I'll see how he thanks me, if he doesn't satisfy me, I'll stab his ass!" Han Ying hugged the fox for a while, and suddenly thought that this thing was for Li Liang, and couldn't help but change his face, and said with a fierce face.

"You're getting naughty and naughty, hehe......"

"Thank you, grandfather, then I'll go first. ”

When Han Ying's figure completely disappeared from the corridor, the face of the head of Qinglong slowly turned cold, and there was a trace of hideousness in his eyes. "Shennongzi, hmph, whether you are a real Shennongzi or not, when my plan is completed, you will only have a dead end! A hundred years, another hundred years, my injuries will be completely recovered, and then ...... Hmph!"

In the crop field, Li Liang was still crying softly, and he had been crying for an hour, crying from small to big crying, and then from big crying to small crying, basically except for the crying of splashing and rolling, all kinds of other kinds of crying were done.

Han Ying and Han Daxian came to have fun and play with the monkey, but the monkey cried and flew away when he was bored, but Li Liang, the monkey who was played, still had to cover his ass and harvest the crops. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, the more depressed he became, so he simply threw the sickle and squatted on the ground and cried, and the more he cried, the louder he became, venting all the grievances he had suffered during this time.

Ever since he participated in that Dharma Acting Conference, this unfortunate thing has come one after another, so that now he is basically unlucky every day, especially those five nemesis, if he doesn't restrain himself a few times a day, he will be uncomfortable, what freezing, burning, sword piercing, hanging upside down, flooding, etc., several living ancestors are tormenting him with flowers. I couldn't beat and beat, and I didn't dare to scold, so I could only endure it like this, which made Li Liang unable to sleep for several nights, always worried about whether he could finish the ten years of migrant workers alive.

In the previous life, it was a society governed by the rule of law, and if the migrant workers were treated unfairly, they could go to petition and make trouble, but in this life, it was a society governed by people, and the grandfather of the Venerable Master went to complain, saying that your granddaughter had bullied us, please uphold justice, and the result must have been repaired a little worse. Therefore, Li Liang now worships God with great devotion every night, hoping that his old man will hurry up to save the suffering and help him get out of the sea of suffering. As for why you don't worship Chinese immortals, but worship foreign foreign immortals, it's actually very simple, because now it's the Chinese immortals who are destroying themselves systematically, although the level is relatively low, but the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and those above are not much better.

"Why are you crying?" a sweet voice sounded, still from behind Li Liang, still so suddenly.

"Ahhh......h

Qiu Yuning saw Li Liang who turned around, his face was dirty and flowery, his eyes were red, half of his nose hung between his mouth and nose, and there were two white tear stains, he was stunned for a while, and then he laughed with his hands on his stomach. He laughed for a while before asking, "Hehe, what makes you so sad?"

"Hey, isn't this a bumper harvest of grain......" Li Liang said aggrievedly.

"A good grain harvest should be a good thing, right?"

"It's a good thing, but if there's more food, it's not a good thing......"

"You're crying like this for this?"

"Ah, yes. ”

"Hey, you're stupid!"

“……”

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