Chapter 50: Bullying the Monkey
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In autumn, the crops in the field have matured, and now it is harvest time, and the sun is also exceptionally bright today, and there are gusts of autumn wind blowing from time to time, so that this crop field is like a golden wave that keeps rolling, which is very spectacular. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info a figure in the field quickly brandished a sickle, busy nervously.
After recuperating from his injuries for more than half a month, he was finally able to work in the field. Seeing the crops ripen day by day, but he can only sit at home, Li Liang's heart is not to mention how anxious, it is all food, it is the foundation of survival, the immortal cultivators can Bigu, nothing to eat, but for himself, a mortal migrant worker, Bigu is waiting to see God.
Coincidentally, yesterday the five fairy objects actually came together, which was a phenomenon that had never been seen before, and Li Liang was very nervous.
Because of frequent contact, Li Liang is already very familiar with them, not so much as the object, but these beautiful little girls have found fun toys, and they are changing their methods all day long to figure out how to torture him, and they are happy to see Li Liang crying and wiping his tears, and then say cool words on the side. For this "hobby" of the five fairies, Li Liang is understandable, they are all pampered and obedient girls, they are not very old, the oldest is only seventeen years old, and the youngest is only sixteen years old, which is the age of fun, and since he was a child, he has been instilled with the idea of cultivating immortals and seeking Taoism by his family, either meditating and practicing all day long, or studying immortal exercises, no one to play with, and finally there is such a dog, it is not enough to slip away.
As for falling in love with themselves, it is absolutely impossible, although they have reached the age of the beginning of love, but with an ordinary-looking, dark and shapeless, no literary style, and a migrant worker who is played like a monkey at every turn, it is absolutely impossible, after all, girls like fantasy heroes, handsome guys, and talents, but I have never heard of a girl who likes to fantasize about monkeys, if that is the case, Brother Wukong does not need to become a monk.
Five beautiful young fairies suddenly appeared at the same time, facing his stupid monkey, which made Li Liang both nervous and afraid. I was nervous because I had just injured my foot, and the five monkey masters started practicing together, so how difficult would it be? I was afraid that I was worried that there would be some kind of competition between the masters, and at that time, whether I would go up to persuade the monkey to fight, or move a mazah? To persuade the fight, I was stupid in my mouth, and I didn't know how to do fairy arts, so it was impossible at all. Watching the battle, it's okay to say that the one who wins the battle will not hold a grudge against him and take out his anger on himself, then it will really kill him.
So after the five fairies appeared at the same time, Li Liang thought for a long time, and then didn't say anything, and directly played the extremely skilled set of "shrinking his head into his pants and sifting chaff all over his body" difficult action, and began to cry non-stop when he crawled on the ground.
Not to mention, this trick is really good. After a while, the fairies laughed and discussed with each other, and it didn't take long to agree to Li Liang's request, and promised not to tease him again during his grain harvest, let alone watch him starve to death. This made Li Liang, who was relieved, greatly relieved, and he also sighed in his heart, it was too important to learn the unique skill of saving his life with one hand.
However, several fairies also made a request, and every day they would send someone to stare at Li Liang to work, saying that he was honest on the outside, but in fact he was cunning, and if he didn't stare at him, he would definitely be lazy, which made Li Liang feel aggrieved while being depressed. I haven't seen the harvest of crops, and I want to come and see the excitement, so I'll tell you the truth, why do you have to put the responsibility on other people's heads, who is not good at cultivating, always lazy, and running to yourself when you have nothing to do? Who is treacherous?
Grievances are grievances, but words cannot be said. After sending away the five living ancestors with great gratitude, Li Liang packed up all the equipment overnight, and plunged into the crop field as soon as the day dawned, and he has been busy working until now, which can be regarded as grabbing a lot of grain.
"You're fast. A crisp female voice came from behind Li Liang.
"Ahh......h
"Haha, you're really stupid......" Seeing Li Liang's embarrassment, Han Ying, who was dressed in red, laughed heartily.
"Hehe, yes, yes, villains are stupid......" Li Liang said with bloody fingers in his mouth and a bitter face.
After smiling for a while, Han Ying looked into the distance of the crop field, the golden grains were undulating with the wind, and the scenery was not charming. "Is this what you call food?"
"Yes, yes, this piece is wheat, that piece is sorghum, and the west piece is corn, adding up to a total of about 50 acres of land, hehe. Li Liang knew that this Han Da Fairy was a master of grains, so he raised his hand and pointed at her, and introduced her.
"Wow, that's so much! Are these all what you want to eat? Then you can really eat enough......" Han Ying stared at her beautiful big eyes, looked in the direction of Li Liang's finger, and saw a large field of crops, and couldn't help but exclaim.
"Ah, yes, yes, it's all eaten by villains. But Fairy Han, you also know that the villain is an ordinary secular person, three meals a day can't be missing, and if you eat less, you're hungry and panicked, so you can harvest such a crop this year, of course, you have to have a variety of points, save it, and keep it for later to eat slowly. Li Liang continued to make a bitter face and explained.
"But I remember that you already have several warehouses of grain, right?" Han Ying blinked, tilted her little head and thought for a moment, and then asked with a curious expression.
"Oh, that's what was left over from a few years ago, and it tastes almost strong, and it's mainly used for sake brewing. Li Liang wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied with an ugly smile.
"Oh, that's the case......" Han Ying nodded as if she didn't understand, biting her crystal lip and pondering.
After a while, Han Ying seemed to have figured out something, her eyes narrowed into crescents, two sweet dimples appeared on her face, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. Li Liang was taken aback when he saw this, his face turned pale all of a sudden, and his mouth couldn't stop trembling. Others don't know what this expression is about, but he knows it too well, he has experienced so many devastation, and he can't see this precursor anymore, it's really stupid. This action is obvious, this is going to play monkey.
"Li Liang, ......"
"Huh?"
"You say ......"
"The villain said, the villain said ......"
"The ......"
"What, what?"
"The ......"
"Which one?"
"How about I help you with the work?" Han Ying twisted and pinched, squeaked and whined for a long time, and finally put her hands behind her back, jumped forward playfully and cutely, and said with beautiful and bright eyes.
Li Liang was already trembling by the ecstasy array before this Han Da Fairy, hearing her say this, it was frightened, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back, and sat on the ground, beads of sweat the size of beans flowed down his neck, and his brain was shaking like a wave drum, and his mouth kept saying: "How can that, how can you be a fairy, how can you do this kind of rough work, no, no, absolutely not......"
Just kidding, let a fairy help mortal migrant workers work, if it is passed out, it is useless how many lives he has, in the end there is only a dead end, not to mention that I heard that she is also the granddaughter of the head of Qinglong, the son of a high-ranking cadre, what is the use of this!
"It's not for you to do it for nothing, I'll do it for you, and you're going to tell me stories. Han Ying leaned forward gently, blinked, and said with a serious face.
"Tell a story, tell a story, and tell a story?" Li Liang completely understood this time, the co-author wanted to listen to the story, what was the help to work. "But, but, fairy, the villain has no story......"
"No story, you lied, you said there was no story a few days ago, isn't there still one in the end?" Han Ying pouted, and her two pink cheeks gradually bulged. "Hmph, you want to eat flying swords again, don't you?"
"Oh, no, no, no, I don't want to eat, I don't want to eat! Oh, fairy, didn't you promise the villain not to bully the villain during the harvest period? Why did you change your hexagram so quickly? This is too laissez......" Li Liang really wanted to cry, what he promised yesterday has changed today, is this fucking an immortal or a liar?
"I promised you not to bully you when you collected the grain, but didn't I still help you work? You didn't thank me, didn't tell me stories, what's wrong with letting you eat flying swords?" Han Ying raised her face and said as a matter of course.
Li Liang opened his mouth wide, looked at Han Ying blankly for a long time, and finally sighed deeply, and said aggrievedly: "The villain speaks, the villain can't speak?"
"Well, okay, you can say it. ”
"Once upon a time, there was a monkey trickster who often bullied monkey ......"
"It's not good, I don't want to listen to this, change it!"
"Yes, yes, yes, the villain for one, for another. That, a long, long time ago, in a prosperous town, there was a monkey man, he, but bad, bullied the monkey every day, either didn't give him anything to eat, or always stabbed it with a sword......"
"Hmph, I said I wouldn't give you anything to eat, and I stabbed you with a sword, right? Okay, eat my flying sword......"
"Oops...... Stop, stop, ah, no, stop the sword, stop the sword, the fairy spares his life, please, the villain doesn't dare, he doesn't dare anymore, woo woo......"
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