There is nothing more embarrassing in this world than when you feel good about yourself, but others don't know you at all, for example, the current director of Bazihu, the feeling in his heart is like a big sow weighing a ton in the day, and then being wheeled by a group of teddies. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang Chao also felt a little embarrassed, after all, he was an emperor, this was a historical celebrity, and he didn't know that it should be his own bad history, so he hurriedly asked: "This director, what was your year name when you were the emperor?"

"Ahem, same ...... Tongzhi. Director Hu's face was slightly dark, and he said hesitantly.

"It turned out to be the Tongzhi Emperor, and I have admired it for a long time. As soon as he heard the word Tongzhi, Zhang Chao's eyes lit up, Emperor Tongzhi He knew that the famous puppet emperor in history was also the only emperor in the former Qing Dynasty who died of venereal disease, and his tragedy was no worse than that of his nephew Emperor Guangxu.

When he was in power, he basically belonged to how sad and how he came, and he ascended the throne at the age of six - cough cough, from this point you can imagine how this miserable child's childhood came over.

After that, he began his thirteen-year career as emperor, but unfortunately, there was a mountain called Cixi above his head that suppressed him to the death.

Later, it was said that he stayed in the harem with Hualiu, suffered from syphilis, and died at the age of nineteen.

Although syphilis was basically a terminal disease with no cure in that era, there were many imperial doctors in the Qing Dynasty, and if they could really prescribe the right medicine, Emperor Tongzhi might not really die.

But unfortunately, the world could not tolerate the existence of an emperor suffering from venereal diseases, which was a scandal of great shame, so Cixi decided to declare that Emperor Tongzhi was suffering from smallpox, and ordered the imperial physician to treat smallpox to treat Tongzhi - the medicine was not right, and the result was naturally conceivable.

Zhang Chao has been looking up for a long time here, but Director Hu's face has become darker and darker, and it's almost no good thing for Dadan Lao Tzu to be famous, you have been looking up for a long time!

Director Bazi Hu felt that if he could beat Zhang Chao, he would definitely slap him without the slightest hesitation.

But it's a pity that the situation is stronger than people, and Director Bazi Hu knows very well that for this man who looks at himself at a glance and seems to see a boundless starry sky, he is not satisfied with this bucket of water, and the level of half a bucket of water swaying is not worth mentioning at all.

As for the so-called emperor's past...... It's hard for him to talk about it himself, not to mention that for these high-ranking predecessors, secular power is like dung at all, and besides, as netizens often ridicule - what! I am dead!

The Qing Dynasty is gone, he is an outdated emperor, or the kind of puppet emperor who has no power at all, how dare he be angry with others.

But fortunately, these two masters seem to have the possibility of communication, and it seems that they have no plans to directly overturn them for the time being.

"Two gentlemen, we are different from those ordinary evil spirits, and we have not committed adultery, and we have opened a crew to make a living, and I also ask the two gentlemen to be aware and spare me this time. ”

Zhang Chao glanced at Yan and found that she nodded very seriously: "Although there is an evil aura on your body, it seems that there are really not many sins, and it is slightly more than ordinary people, but the sins on your body seem to be extraordinarily strong." ”

Director Bazi Hu said embarrassedly: "I used to live in the palace and did some wrong things, but now I have repented, and I ask the two gentlemen to forgive me." ”

Zhang Chao nodded: "Since I haven't done anything bad, it's okay to spare you, but there is one thing that I still need your help with." ”

Yan's eyes lit up, nodded again and again, and grabbed Zhang Chao's hand with her eyes, although she has a gentle temperament, but she happened to like making movies recently, and she has always wanted to try it, but now the opportunity is rare, of course she is not willing to give up.

"Since the two gentlemen have ordered, we naturally don't dare to disobey, but our strength is low and our ability is limited, if we can't catch it, please ......"

"Okay, okay, it's not a difficult thing, it's just that when you finish filming this film, come and help the two of us make a movie, and I can't refuse a little preference from insiders. Zhang Chao is serious.

"If that's all there is, it's a trifle, of course. "Director Bazi Hu was pardoned, I thought that these two guys who were suspected of being cultivators were going to treat them as ghost servants, but I didn't expect that it was just a movie, and he was the best at this.

"I'll send you the script, of course, I'll only write a rough outline, and the details are still up to you, but if I'm not satisfied, I'll have to redo it. Zhang Chao said seriously, he has never given Yan any gifts, this time since she wants to make a movie, let's get it seriously.

Director Bazi Hu hurriedly made all kinds of guarantees, and when he left, he asked cautiously: "Did the two gentlemen forget to leave me a charm or something as contact information?"

Zhang Chao was stunned, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and said: "Add a QQ, and I'll send it to you after I finalize the outline, you can get it done as soon as possible, and strive to officially start it after the year." ”

Director Bazi Hu nodded again and again, and felt a little wrong while reporting his QQ number, so he asked: "Mr. is a master, why do you use QQ instead of Fu Li?"

Zhang Chao rolled his eyes: "Since there are simple ones, why use complex ones." ”

Director Hu thought deeply: "Mr. is a little righteous, and Zaichun remembers ......"

Zhang Chao hurriedly waved his hand, he felt that if he stayed any longer, the former Qing emperor might have to slap him to death with a sycophant.

The three directors waited until Zhang Chao and the two disappeared completely for a long time before they breathed a sigh of relief.

The short and fat actor smiled and said: "Boss, I think you're too nervous, although these two people don't speak politely, they are still quite kind." ”

The tall and thin actor nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, this fool scolded that man for being stupid, and that person was not angry, thinking that his temper should be good." ”

Director Bazi Hu lit a cigarette and said helplessly while swallowing the clouds and spitting out the fog: "We are like a grass in front of the lion, although we know that they will not eat us, but we will still sincerely feel a trace of fear from the heart." ”

"After all, no one can say for sure if this lion will uproot us and have fun. ”

"Respecting any strong person is the highest criterion for the weak to survive in the cracks. ”

The tall and thin actor and the short and fat actor nodded hurriedly, and suddenly the tall and thin actor twitched his head and asked, "Boss, it turns out that you are actually the famous Tongzhi Emperor in history, why haven't you told us before?"

The short and fat actor's head twitched even more, and he said, "Boss, it is said that you died of syphilis, is this true or false?"

Director Bazi Hu's forehead bloomed with more than a dozen green tendons, he felt that he was so tired, he had just finished dealing with two strong enemies, and he had to deal with his own gang of comic subordinates, he really wanted to resign.