"What's wrong, is there something wrong with them?" Yan quietly appeared behind Zhang Chao, poked out his little head, and wondered. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

These two evil spirits are not powerful, although I don't know why they can hide like ordinary people, and they have not been discovered for such a long time, but in terms of the strength of their bodies and souls, they are really nothing.

The evil spirits that the two of them had killed could easily find a dozen that were countless times more powerful than them.

Zhang Chao turned his head awkwardly and said stiffly: "The human legs they are talking about are actually benevolent legs, and the kind with peanuts and five kernels...... I feel like my three views are going to be reshaped. ”

"What?"

Yan didn't understand the difference between "benevolence" and "human", and since she started learning Chinese, Zhang Chao turned off the system's built-in translation function.

"Wow, what a girl!" The short and fat actor was about to drool when he saw the tall and thin actor tremble and pull his sleeve.

"Cowardice, why don't you die, then what ...... That's a special angel!"

"Nani!"

"It's the nearest angel who is said to have wiped out more than 90 percent of the evil spirits in the country! ”

"I'm rubbing, it's this woman?"

The two of them began to tremble as if they were sifting chaff, and Zhang Chao felt that these two people might have something wrong with their heads, and eight or nine times out of ten they were a mixture of flour and water, and they would become paste directly when they moved.

Shouldn't normal evil spirits be frightened into dogs at the sight of them, trembling and afraid to approach? What are they? The reflex arc is too long, and they can circle the earth twice?

"You two, do you want to live or die?" Zhang Chao didn't bother to talk nonsense with these two, what he wanted to do most now was to go home and sleep well with Yan in his arms, and then finish the final exam soon before he could go home for the New Year!

The words "Go Home for the New Year" are like magic to him, and although in recent years, the New Year seems to have become more and more boring, but the atmosphere of reunion is still his favorite feeling.

The tall and thin actor and the short and fat actor glanced at each other, and said with a sad face: "Of course I want to live!"

"Then tell me what your plot is here?"

"Conspiracy?"

"There's no conspiracy, let's take a scene, there is a mass grave below, and when the time comes, use it directly, not only will the effect be better, but it will also save a sum of prop money. ”

"That's it?" Zhang Chao felt that his IQ might not be enough, so he grabbed Yan's hand, wanting to let his smart Yan-style brain go online to rescue it.

"Evil spirits, dare to quibble when they are dying!" Yan Xin understood, and the expression of the little girl on her face instantly returned to the appearance of the female god of war, domineering and majestic, lonely and unpretentious.

"Don't dare, don't dare!" the two of them trembled even more, and they were much more afraid of this famous angel than the young man next to them, who didn't see anything special at all.

"What our brothers said is true! I don't believe you go with us to meet the leader, he is in charge of our crew, and the two of us are small actors, don't worry about our brothers and sisters like you......"

The two of them trembled, and suddenly his tall head was shaken off by him, and he hurriedly caught it and put it back on.

Yan just wanted to laugh, but suddenly realized that this might damage her cold temperament, so he snorted coldly and covered up the smile that hooked the corners of his mouth.

"Hmph, there is a mass grave below, there are thousands of dead wailing, you must have come here to release these evil spirits, let them be used by you, form an army of the undead for drive, and then sweep the heavens and the earth......"

Yan was talking excitedly, when he saw the two of them dumbfounded, and muttered: "Mother~ This angel's brain hole is really big." ”

"Hmph, isn't that what I said?"

The two of them glanced at each other, and the tall and thin one glanced at the unreliable companion beside him, stood up helplessly, and said stubbornly: "Dare to ask the angel sister, if we really form an army of the undead, what is the benefit of sweeping the heavens and the earth?"

Yan was slightly speechless, but Zhang Chaole said: "This is basically the setting in the novel, this is called ideal, do you understand, what is the difference between an evil spirit without an ideal and a salted fish?"

The tall and thin actor covered his head: "Who is still idle and does such a thankless thing, and whoever has no problem with his head will not do such a thing as destroying the world, right? If the world is destroyed, who will shoot AV for us to see, if the world is destroyed, who will draw comics for us to see, if the world is destroyed, who will write novels for us to see...... Eh, my favorite fiction author is called Crazy Dragstone, I don't know if you recognize it. ”

Zhang Chao and Yan were stunned to see that this mouth was like a machine gun, and he was constantly tall, and he had a feeling that his three views had been reshaped.

Yan agreed cutely: "I also like that crazy drag stone, and it is said that the author is cute." ”

The black lines on Zhang Chao's forehead turned into two: "It doesn't seem that what we're discussing now is this problem!"

The short and fat actor hurriedly said: "Is there anything wrong? For example, this benevolent leg, if the world becomes a place occupied by the dead, then where can we eat such delicious food." ”

Zhang Chao coughed and asked in disbelief, "Do you think human thighs are not as delicious as five-kernel stuffed thighs?"

Humpty Dumpty nodded vigorously: "Of course, are you stupid? Human flesh is not as delicious as pork, if you want to eat meat, you can just eat pigs, and people are now more strictly controlled, and the possibility of being discovered is still great, this kind of thankless thing, fools do it!"

The tall and thin actor next to him swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said in a low voice: "Are you tired of being alive, can you not take me with you?" You don't have to be respectful when talking to this big guy, you may have a real paste in your head. ”

Just as they were arguing, Director Bazi Hu suddenly appeared beside them.

"Boss!" The two actors seemed to have found an organization, snot and tears, and quickly ran to stand behind Director Bazihu.

"The contemptible people love Xinjueluo Zaichun, both of them are unborn masters, so don't embarrass these juniors. ”

"Aixin Jueluo, the Qing Dynasty royal family?" Zhang Chao frowned.

Director Bazi Hu smiled bitterly and shook his head: "The king of the dead country is not worth mentioning." ”

"The Emperor of the Dead Country, have you been an emperor?" Zhang Chao blinked, revealing his barren knowledge of history.

The expression on Director Hu's face froze, and then he coughed twice: "Eh, it may not have done very well, and it hasn't been for a long time, so it's normal that you haven't heard it." ”