Chapter 1073

Bai Hong finished drinking the water, did not thank him, and did not return the water bag, but threw it directly to the ground and glanced at Yan Yuchen defiantly.

Yan Yuchen pretended to be distressed and said: "Bai Daoyou, that water bag, but my lady specially sewed it for me, it is of great significance, please be merciful at Bai Daoyou's feet." โ€

Who knew that it was okay if he didn't say it, as soon as he said it, Bai Hong was vicious, and stomped the water bag on the ground into pieces with a fierce kick, looked at him with a mocking face, and said, "I'm merciless, how are you going?"

If this kid can't help but do it first, then she won't have any scruples, and promise to give him a painful lesson that he will never forget!

"Poofโ€”"

Who knew that at this moment, she suddenly let out a loud fart!

For her, this fart came unexpectedly, and it came unexpectedly, without any warning in advance!

Feeling the strange and disdainful gaze of Zhao Hai and the others, she instantly blushed, bit her lip, and prepared to sit down on the stone beside her.

Then, without waiting for her ass to hit the ground, with a "poof", she let out a second fart again.

And this second fart directly lifted the skirt behind her and flew high, which looked extremely spectacular!

This time, she covered her face directly, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into!

"Poof!hahaha......"

Mo Ya finally couldn't help it, covered his round belly, fell to the ground and laughed.

Bai Hong glared at him angrily, but he didn't dare to speak, but looked at Dangdang, who was trying to hold back his laughter, gritted his teeth and shouted angrily: "Little slut, you dare to laugh at me?"

Dangdang's face was flushed, but he didn't dare to laugh, shook his head and said, "Dangdang didn't laugh...... Giggle......"

As soon as she finished speaking, she finally couldn't hold back and laughed.

Bai Hong was ashamed and angry, and suddenly rushed over, stretched out his hand and grabbed her neck!

Yan Yuchen was just about to stop it, but behind Bai Hong, he let out a "poof" and released a third fart again!

This loud fart not only blew up the skirt behind her, but also carried a puff of black smoke, which looked extremely terrifying!

Mo Ya, who was laughing, suddenly changed his face and hurriedly rolled away, so as not to be affected by the black smoke that spread out.

Yan Yuchen was even more startled, and quickly withdrew from a distance of dozens of meters with Dangdang.

Bai Hong stiffened in place, her face was extremely ugly, and her body trembled slightly, not knowing whether she was ashamed or smoked by her own black stinky fart.

Zhao Hai, who was sitting in front, finally got up, frowned and said, "Bai Daoyou, what did you eat before?"

Bai Hong turned his head, glanced at him ashamedly, and said in a trembling voice: "Old Zhao, I'm ...... I ate some fruit......"

Speaking of this, her body suddenly shook, turned her head, looked at Yan Yuchen, and gritted her teeth and said, "Little beast!

Yan Yuchen spread out his hand and said innocently: "Bai Daoyou, you can drink water indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." The water in my water bag was meant to be drunk by yourself, and you had to grab it. Now that something has happened, and you are leaning on my head again, how can this be justified?"

"You ......"

Bai Hong was stunned suddenly, it was indeed she who snatched the water bag by herself just now, but from beginning to end, she kept staring at the water bag, how could this kid do something under her nose?

Could it really be that there is something wrong with the few fruits eaten in the town?

Zhao Hai walked over, looked at her a little impatiently and said, "Bai Daoyou, we're about to set off." When on the road, you'd better ...... It's better to be quiet, and don't bring in the Underwater Patrol when the time comes. โ€

Bai Hong's face was flushed, and she was almost about to cry in shame.

She also wanted to be quiet, it was that fart that she couldn't guard against, and each one was louder than the other, and she couldn't stop it at all.

"Poofโ€”"

At this moment, she let out a fourth fart!

This loud fart not only carried a black mist, but also quickly emitted an extremely strong stench!

Zhao Hai was defenseless for a while because he was standing too close, and he didn't expect the smell to emanate so quickly, he took a big sip at once, and suddenly his body trembled, his face changed greatly, and the crutches in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Gross-"

He hurriedly fled a distance of nearly 100 meters, bent down, and vomited in pain!

It's fucking ugly!

"Gross-"

The old man on crutches, with his legs weakened, knelt on the ground and began to vomit, almost vomiting his entire stomach.

Mo Ya didn't dare to laugh anymore, his fat body was like a leather ball, rolling out of a distance of hundreds of meters, his face was full of horror, and he begged bitterly over there: "Bai Daoyou, spare your life...... This king is wrong, this king will never work against you again, please be merciful, block the back, don't release poison gas again, this king can kowtow to you......"

Taoist Wu Bing stood far away, and originally wanted to come over and say a few words, but seeing this scene, the muscles of his face twitched a few times, and he took a few steps back.

Bai Hong froze in place, her body trembling violently, and her eyes were full of tears.

She cried......

It's not that she cries because she's embarrassed, but because her fart is really stinky, and she begins to doubt her life, her body, whether it's a......

Yan Yuchen pulled Dangdang to hide far away, and shouted sympathetically: "Bai Daoyou, go find a convenient place, I heard that it will be fine if you drain the things in your stomach." If it really doesn't work, let's listen to Mo Daoyou's opinion, find something, and block the back. Although if it is blocked, the poisonous gas and stench will go up the road and come out of the mouth and nose, but there will be no sound, so as long as you don't talk on the road, we will be much safer......"

"Poofโ€”"

Dangdang, who was squatting next to him, couldn't help but laugh again.

Bai Hong trembled, looked at him viciously, and said with a resentful face: "Little beast, I know, it's your ghost! You wait, I, Bai Hong, will definitely break your body into ten thousand pieces, and drain your soul and refine your soul!

Yan Yuchen was very aggrieved and said, "Bai Daoyou, misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding, I really didn't do anything......

He glanced at the little girl who was sticking to him, and felt a little angry in his heart, why did he always take the blame for this little mermaid with a black belly?

Xiaoli turned her head, looked up at her delicate little face, looked at him with bright blue eyes, and whispered with a smile: "Brother, are you happy?"

Yan Yuchen was stunned and said, "What am I happy about?"

Xiaoli pointed to her nose, and then pointed to Dangdang over there, leaned into his ear, and deliberately said with hot air from her mouth: "Hug left and right, and you can still see the stinky aunt's skirt flying, isn't my brother secretly happy in my heart?"

"Smack!"

Yan Yuchen slapped her on the head and scolded, "Go aside!"

"Poofโ€”"

At this moment, Bai Hong once again let out an extremely loud stinky fart!

The half of the skirt, which had already been blackened by poisonous gas, was rushed by this fierce and ferocious stinky fart, and was torn off with a "snort", and then it was raised high and rushed into the sky!

And Bai Hong himself was directly recoiled by this terrible stinky fart and flew forward, and after flying a distance of several meters, he fell heavily to the ground, pouting his ass without the cover of his skirt, unconscious......

The three of Mo Ya were dumbfounded!

Dangdang opened his small mouth and widened his eyes, but he also had a stunned expression.

The corners of Yan Yuchen's mouth twitched fiercely a few times, turned his head, looked at the little mermaid beside him, and felt jealous for this innocent and cute little girl for the first time.

Xiaoli covered his head that was slapped by him, looked up at his aggrieved little face, and said, "Brother, if the child tells the truth, will he be beaten?"

Yan Yuchen said angrily: "Children will be beaten only if they talk nonsense." Little girl, don't play tricks in front of me, or you'll die ugly. โ€

"Oh. โ€

Xiaoli pouted, answered, and then lifted the water bag that was handed to her before, and said with a smile: "Brother, your water bag." โ€

Yan Yuchen stretched out his hand, and was just about to pick it up, when he suddenly paused, turned his head, glanced at poor Bai Hong, and then at the water bag on the ground that was broken by her, and his heart suddenly tightened.

Xiaoli was still holding the water bag, and said with a smile on her face: "Brother, what's wrong? Your water is very sweet, Xiaoli drank a lot, and there is a little more, my brother drank it." โ€

Yan Yuchen narrowed his eyes and stared at her smiling little face for a few seconds, then Fang took the water bag, and suddenly smiled on his straight face, and said, "Xiaoli, my brother was joking with you just now." It's okay, you just play tricks in front of your brother, and my brother guarantees that you won't die ugly. โ€

Xiaoli: "......"

Dangdang poked his head over from there, and said with a curious face: "Childe, Xiaoli, what are you muttering, what are you talking about?

Yan Yuchen glanced at her, this girl has always been very good to the little mermaid, even if the little mermaid is no longer human, she should not be small to her.

Thinking of this, he immediately handed the water bag in his hand to Dangdang, with a hypocritical smile on his face, and said, "Dangdang, after watching the show for a long time, are you thirsty?" โ€

Dangdang shook his head and said, "Thank you, Childe, Dangdang just drank, and I'm not thirsty now." โ€

Yan Yuchen raised his eyebrows and said, "You have to drink if you are not thirsty, come, finish drinking." โ€

With that, he pulled out the stopper, pinched her chin with one hand, held the water bag with the other, forcibly stuffed it into her small mouth, and poured it.

If there's something wrong with the water, then the little mermaid is dead!

"Goo...... Goo ......"

Dangdang drank half a bag of water in pain, his mouth was dripping, and his eyes looked at the young man in front of him who acted rudely and arrogantly.

Yan Yuchen finished feeding the water, turned his head and glanced at the little mermaid, stretched the water bag to her mouth, and said with a smile: "Xiaoli, there are still the last two sips, do you drink?"

Xiaoli nodded innocently and said, "Well, drink." โ€

As he spoke, he opened his little red mouth.

Sure enough, it was me who was overhearted.

Yan Yuchen put his mind at ease, secretly laughed at himself, then withdrew the water bag, leaned his neck, and poured the last two mouthfuls of water into his mouth.

Then he smacked his mouth, looked at the little mermaid in front of him, and said with a smile: "If you want to drink, I won't give it to you." โ€

However, as soon as he finished saying this, he suddenly saw a trademark smile appear again on the slightly curved corners of the little mermaid's mouth.

There was a "thump" in his heart, and a sense of foreboding suddenly rose.

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(End of chapter)