"Poof"

With a fart sound, Yan Yuchen, who was suddenly frightened, jumped up from the spot, and the water bag in his hand fell directly to the ground.

He covered his ass and changed color!

Sure enough, the water is poisonous!

Just as he was blushing and grabbing the little mermaid's hair and preparing to fight, Dangdang next to him looked at him with a strange look and said, "Childe, that sister is farting, why are you so nervous? Also, why are you bullying poor Xiaoli?"

Who? Who's just farting?

Yan Yuchen's face was stunned, he turned his head and looked at Bai Hong who was crawling on the ground, and behind her buttocks, a puff of black smoke slowly rose.

She let go of that fart just now.

Yan Yuchen's expression froze, and he slowly loosened the little mermaid's hair, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it turned out that I didn't put it......

"Ahem, Xiaoli, my brother saw that your hair was messy just now, and he was going to help you tidy up your hair. ”

He naturally spread his fingers and pulled the little mermaid's messy hair indiscriminately, with a kind smile on his face.

Xiao Li's blue eyes, with a look of smiling but not smiling, said: "My brother is so timid, I was scared by that stinky aunt's ass just now." ”

Dangdang covered his mouth and snickered on the side, and said, "That's it, the son is so cowardly, he jumped up with his buttocks." ”

Yan Yuchen's face was full of embarrassment, pretending not to hear the ridicule of the two, turning around and looking at Bai Hong, who was slowly waking up.

At this time, Bai Hong's cloak was scattered, not only the skirt behind was shocked into the sky by the fart, but even the pants inside were shocked out of a big hole, and the appearance looked extremely miserable.

Mo Ya clutched his stomach in the distance, laughing silently.

Zhao Hai's face turned pale, his hands on crutches trembled slightly, obviously he had just been caught off guard, inhaling a large amount of poisonous gas, even if he vomited out the contents of his stomach, he did not recover for the time being.

Mainly, as soon as he heard the sound of a fart, the old man had a psychological shadow.

The fart just now not only scared Yan Yuchen to jump, but also scared him so violently that he almost fell to the ground.

As for Wu Bing, carrying the long sword, he stood far away, looking at Bai Hong's gaze with a look of disgust and disgust.

Bai Hong slowly got up on the ground, touched the back of his buttocks, his expression was a little dazed, and he was stunned in place for a long time, Fang cried and begged Zhao Haiyang: "Old Zhao, please, save me...... There seems to be a breath of qi in my stomach, and no matter how much I urge my spiritual power to drive it away, I can't get out......"

Her pleading look and tone instantly reminded Yan Yuchen of the poor guy who was stuffed behind by stinky socks.

Zhao Hai's face was gloomy, he glanced at her with disdain, and snorted coldly: "Bai Daoyou, since you can't expel that qi yourself, what can the old man do?"

Even if there was a way, he wouldn't dare.

Just a casual fart, he was dizzy, vomited, and almost crawled on the ground and couldn't get up. And the breath in her stomach must be more than one fart, its poison is so violent, absolutely earth-shattering, appalling!

No matter how high his cultivation is, he can't guarantee that he will be able to withstand that huge amount of stinky fart.

The smell was even more terrifying than the poisonous gas he had seen in his life, didn't he see that the surface of his body just now, even the light shield that removed the water droplets was smoked and began to tremble?

If it weren't for the fact that this woman was too embarrassed and miserable, he would even suspect that the poisonous gas was deliberately released by this woman, and that she wanted to deliberately trap them.

Such a powerful poisonous gas, others can't stand it when they smell it casually, but she hides a large strand in her stomach It's okay, and no one will doubt it.

Mo Ya covered his nose, took a few steps towards here, and said loudly: "Bai Daoyou, just follow the method taught by this king and block it with something." Otherwise, if you continue like this, it will not only delay our time to go to the ancient ruins, but it is also likely to lure the guys at the bottom of the sea. ”

Wu Bing, who was standing in the distance, also said coldly: "Bai Daoyou, block it up, wait until you enter the ancient ruins, there is a cover of prohibition, no matter how you toss, it doesn't matter." Now, this is not the time to lose time. ”

Bai Hong covered her ass with both hands and said with tears in her eyes: "But...... But as soon as I moved, I thought...... I just want to fart, but if it's blocked, I'm afraid it will ...... Yes...... Woohoo......"

"Could it be that Bai Daoyou will release it from his mouth?"

Yan Yuchen asked with a puzzled face.

Bai Hong didn't even have the spirit to stare at people angrily now, she covered her buttocks, her legs trembled, and her stomach swelled up for some time, looking like she was pregnant.

Mo Ya held back a smile and said, "Yan Xiaoyou is wrong, how can a fart come out of his mouth? What Bai Daoyou means is that if it is blocked, there will be more and more farts, and in the end it will only concentrate and condense into a super big fart, and then suddenly explode, and even a landslide and crack! Not only will the things blocked there be spewed out as a terrifying hidden weapon, but they will also be shattered because of the explosion...... Ahem...... Shatter somewhere......"

Yan Yuchen: "......"

Bai Hong cried and begged again: "Elder Zhao, please, I know that your cultivation is high, and you have many magic weapons on your body. As long as you suck that poisonous gas out of my body, I ...... I'm willing to do anything for you. ”

Mo Ya sneered mockingly: "It seems that our White Deputy Sect Master wants to do his old job again, and he rose up by doing anything for that Yin Yang Sect Sect Master in the first place, right?"

Bai Hong was in tears and crying, her bulging stomach and the poisonous gas flowing inside made her frightened and desperate.

Her cultivation in the later stage of the Jade Spirit Realm couldn't help that poisonous gas, no matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get rid of it.

She didn't know if it was because of the bag of water, if it was because of the bees she had been stung before, or maybe it was because of the poisonous snake that had bitten her chin.

She had never seen all kinds of poison at the bottom of the sea, and she didn't feel the poisonous gas in her stomach at all, or even when it was produced.

Therefore, she herself is powerless to save herself, so she can only ask for help from others.

"Old Zhao, as long as you are willing to save me, I ...... I am willing to give everything I have, including...... My body ......"

Her face had already been lost by the previous farts, and now she just wanted to live, so she didn't think about asking for face anymore.

However, her words did not move Zhao Hai.

Because Zhao Hai didn't want to, and didn't dare to ask for her body.

There is such a large cloud of poisonous gas hidden in her body, even if it is brought out, there must be residues, the key is that he already has a very serious psychological shadow on this woman.

If she suddenly farted while doing errands with her, wouldn't he be scared to death by death?

Therefore, he shook his head and refused, and said, "Bai Daoyou, it's not that the old man doesn't want to help, the old man is really powerless." The old man is too old to stand your ...... You're poisoned. ”

Bai Hong's face was full of tears, and he had to look at the Taoist priest for help.

Wu Bing snorted coldly and turned around, leaving her with only an indifferent back and the cold long sword on her back.

Bai Hong whimpered and looked at Mo Ya again.

"Ahem......"

Mo Ya turned his head and looked away, pretending to be looking at the scenery.

"Woo ......"

Bai Hong covered her ass with one hand and her stomach with the other, crying in despair.

After crying a few times, she suddenly remembered something, turned around again, looked at the young man standing in the distance, and said with tears in her eyes: "Little ...... Yan Xiaoyou, save me, save me, okay? As long as you save me, I ...... I am willing to serve you as a slave and a slave......"

She didn't have any hope for this young man, but in despair, she wanted to ask for everyone, but she didn't expect that as soon as she finished speaking, the young man nodded and said, "Okay, I'll save you." ”

Bai Hong's body shook and looked at him in disbelief.

Yan Yuchen smiled slightly, turned his head to look at the little mermaid beside him, and said, "Xiaoli, this aunt scolded you just now, and she was about to beat you, do you think my brother should save her?"

Whoever started the trouble should end it.

Xiaoli blinked her beautiful blue eyes, stared at him for a while, and said with a smile: "If my brother wants to save it, just save it." Xiaoli is very kind, so she won't hold grudges. ”

Yan Yuchen also blinked his eyes and said, "Can it really be saved?"

Xiaoli nodded vigorously and said with a smile: "My brother said that he could save it, then he would definitely be able to save it." ”

Yan Yuchen finally put his mind at ease.

He took out a fruit picked on the road from his arms, handed it to the little mermaid, and said with a smile: "Take it, this is the elixir that my brother has been refining for many years." Later, after my brother finishes performing the exercises on that aunt, you will give this elixir to the aunt, and remember to ask her to receive a magic weapon as a reward. ”

Xiaoli took the fruit, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and said, "Hmm." ”

Yan Yuchen turned his head to look at Bai Hong and said, "Bai Daoyou, come here, let's go to a secret place." You have a special disease, you may have to take off your clothes, or you don't have to take off your clothes, that breath will directly shatter the clothes on your body, so ......"

Speaking of this, he looked at Zhao Hai and the others, and said respectfully: "Old Zhao, can you leave with Bai Daoyou?"

Zhao Hai glanced at him, hesitated for a moment, and said coldly: "Go, don't go far." ”

Then he thought that when the poisonous gas in Bai Hong's body was discharged, it might turn over the river and the sea and shake the earth, but he was afraid that it would come here, so he hurriedly said: "Let's go farther." Hmph, if you kid dare to run away, the old man will beat these two little girls into pulp with one palm!"

Dangdang grabbed Yan Yuchen's sleeve and whispered fearfully: "Childe, please don't leave Dangdang......"

The girl was afraid that he would take the opportunity to run away alone, leaving her alone.

Xiaoli also grabbed Yan Yuchen's other sleeve, blinked her big blue eyes, and said pitifully: "Brother, please don't leave Xiaoli ......"

Yan Yuchen glanced at the fruit in her hand and said meaningfully: "As long as you are obedient, my brother will naturally not leave you." ”

After that, he said to Bai Hong: "Bai Daoyou, let's go, let's go and discuss the structure of the body and the direction of the gas." When the time comes, if you are too involved in the next place, I hope Bai Daoyou will not mind. ”

Bai Hong's face was slightly red, she wiped her tears, her heart was horizontal, she covered her buttocks and stomach, and followed with difficulty.

After the two left, Wu Bing walked to Zhao Hai's side and said in a deep voice: "Old Zhao, that kid won't discuss with Bai Hong to run away together, right?"

Zhao Hai's eyes flashed, and he sneered: "Don't worry, that ancient site has something that woman needs, and if she doesn't get it, she will never leave." ”

And here, the little mermaid approached Dangdang, put it in her ear and asked, "Sister Dangdang, do you know how many ladies my brother has?"

Dangdang thought for a moment and said, "There should be...... Two of them. Xiaoli, why are you asking this?"

The little beauty smiled: "Xiaoli is thinking, my brother is so ugly, how can any girl be willing to follow him? Those girls are blind and stupid, it is better to die." ”

When she said the last sentence, there was a cold glint in her blue eyes.

Dangdang frowned and looked at her: "Xiaoli, don't talk nonsense, Gongzi's ladies are all very beautiful and smart." Besides, the child's talent is not ugly. ”

Xiaoli smiled brightly, with an innocent look, and said, "When you are a sister, people are joking." My brother is indeed not ugly, he is the most handsome and handsome Xiaoli has ever seen...... What about the pony. ”

The last few words, she said from the bottom of her heart.