Chapter 38: The Charm of an Old Man
With the appearance of the city lord's daughter, many people's faces have changed, most of the men are like ashes, although they have also thought that they may not look very good, but they never expected it to be so terrifying, not to mention the face full of pockmarks, the body shape also exceeds the tolerance of ordinary men, this has to be more sturdy beds to toss up......
Although most men are discouraged, there are still some people who squeeze in, after all, this is an opportunity to become a human being, Apollo only has such a daughter, and his dukedom is likely to be passed to Chenglong's fast son-in-law, which is a temptation that cannot be given up for many people, even if there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire in front of them, they must close their eyes and jump in. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
For example, the fat and thin combination that made a bet with Barnett, the two of them held wine glasses and talked to the daughter of the city lord with a smile, and it seemed that they were talking happily, and this psychological quality was not convincing.
On this side, Barnett looked at his two followers in the past, and his heart actually became a sense of admiration, these two guys are probably disgusted to death by this fat woman, but they always maintain a personable smile on their faces, this ability is not for everyone, think about it, you are the laughing stock of Apollo City, and running naked again is nothing more than adding another laughing stock, but these two guys are joking for the rest of their lives.
"Well, that's it," Barnett said no longer to the other side, and turned his head, but he saw Leon's side.
"This beautiful young lady, can you borrow your ass and touch it!"
"Smack!" a crisp sound, "Hooligan!" A richly dressed lady shook Leon in disgust and turned to leave.
Leon turned his head and touched his cheek in annoyance: "Why am I a hooligan, my ass is a holy area, I said it with a pious heart......"
Seeing Leon deflated, Barnett was in a good mood: "I said young man, you can't do it in this regard." ”
Leon gave Barnett a blank look: "I said uncle, don't say you're very good." ”
A look of pride appeared on Barnett's face: "Then you don't understand, when I was just bankrupt, I was poor and almost starved to death on the streets, what did I rely ......on?
Barnett's face showed a look of intoxication, as if he had returned to the old days of happy eating soft rice, Barnett never regarded eating soft rice as a derogatory term, what's wrong with eating soft rice, is it in your way? Those who despise eating soft rice are jealous, and you can't eat soft rice if you want to.
"It's really fake," Leon looked at Barnett with a suspicious expression, "Can you talk about the extent of touching your ass?"
"Hands on it!"
Barnett also came to be interested, he has been wandering outside for the past few years, he has been abducted and deceived, and his life is very hard, which is mentioned by Leon and is full of pride, and those who were deceived by themselves have long forgotten it, is it possible to return to the old business, although he is now an uncle, but the uncle also has the charm of an uncle.
"Look, I'll teach you. Barnett began to carefully look at the crowd to find prey: "To start with women, you must first figure out your own position, such as an uncle like me, then you have to find a girl with an uncle's plot, according to the survey, eighty percent of girls have a good impression of the uncle, but this uncle is not called by everyone, the average person is not called an uncle when he is thirty or forty years old, at best he is a "master", the reason why girls are obsessed with the uncle is because of the mature, steady, and decadent feeling of the uncle, and the popular point is "cool". ”
"And looking for prey is not just looking for it, see that?" Barnett pointed to a group of noisy women gathered together: "This kind of woman with heavy makeup is vulgar at first glance, this kind of woman values power and money, even if she hooks up, she can't take much advantage from them, so don't touch this kind of thing." ”
Hearing this, Leon also became interested, and it seemed to make sense.
"Look at this again," Barnett's interest was even higher, and he pointed to the few women who had just walked in the door: "This kind of makeup is not a heavy makeup, as soon as you enter the door, you will look around, and it is easier to start with the lively ones, because this kind of girls are generally deep boudoir girls, and the family education is stricter, so they are curious about everything outside, and it is easy to take advantage of the situation, but this kind of pregnant spring girls generally dream of one day appearing their own Prince Charming, you can try it, but they are afraid that they will not be much interested in an uncle like me." ”
"Makes sense. Leon was eager to get there.
Barnett hurriedly grabbed him: "Wait, how can you succeed if you go up and get straight to the point......
Leon just sat down: "Then what should I do?"
Barnett looked confident: "Look, I'll show you, do you see that woman?"
Following Barnett's gaze, it was a small balcony, because everyone's attention was on the daughter of the city lord in the hall, so there was only one girl on the balcony, and the girl looked about twenty, leaning on the balcony fence with her back to the hall, wearing a blue close-fitting long skirt, outlining quite graceful curves, holding a wine glass in her hand and looking up at the sky.
"See," Barnett straightened out his slightly old coat and took a wine glass and prepared to go, "This kind of woman who looks like she has troubles, she needs someone who can solve her troubles, and what if this person is a rich and sentimental uncle with a lot of life experience?" ”
Barnett quietly paced to the balcony, but he did not immediately talk to the girl, and when the girl noticed someone and turned back, Barnett only politely raised his glass and signaled, and his uncle's version of "charming smile" appeared on his mouth.
Then he stood in front of the railing not far from the girl without saying a word, and quietly raised his head to look at the moon in the sky.
Wow! It's so dazzling! Leon's heart was filled with admiration, and Barnett's actions were smooth, fully showing the qualities that an old gentleman should have, and the original shabby coat and some dirty hair became props that reflected the taste of the old man, and it exploded.
Dare to ask which distressed girl can withstand this kind of attack?
Sure enough, the girl peeked at Barnett a few times, but Barnett remained still, and finally, the girl raised her glass and walked towards Barnett......