Chapter Thirty-Seven: I'd Rather Run Naked
After this little episode, everyone walked into the hall, for most people, this is just an after-dinner conversation, no one believes that the daughter of the city lord will take a fancy to this kind of poor boy, after all, the city lord can be said to be a representative of "keeping up with money". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The four of them walked to a corner, and Barnett also had a rare little interest: "So what should I do?"
Leon wondered, "What how?"
Barnett was stunned: "Method, the way for me to dance with the daughter of the city lord, although I don't have the luxury of doing anything to ride the dragon and be a fast son-in-law, but the bet with the two guys just now is always going to win, right?"
Leon laughed out loud as if he had heard some joke: "How is it possible, how can a guy like you, who is poor and an uncle, soak up the daughter of the city lord...... Haha, no kidding. ”
A cold sweat broke out on Barnett's forehead: "That's not right...... But when I was at the door just now......"
Leon looked indifferent: "Let's lose people and don't lose the battle, do you think, how can you say that you are also from my side, if you are looked down upon by others, then I will be very faceless, but with this gambling contract it is different, as for winning or losing, it doesn't matter, anyway, it's not me who wants to run naked, it's you." ”
"That's not right," Barnett sat heavily in his chair, "according to the script, isn't it usually that we should be surprised and win, pretending to be pigs and tigers......
Leon gave him a blank look: "Do you think you're reading a novel, that kind of plot only appears in novels, okay?" ”
"Hey, servant!" Dolina, who had been ignored all along, stood up angrily, her hands crossed her waist: "Where did you run last night!"
Although he has changed his body, the master-servant contract has not disappeared, so Leon's life is still in Leon's hands, and he doesn't dare to be arrogant to Dorina Leon.
"Well, it's a long story," Leon made a painful look, "Yesterday Barnett dragged me to go to that "red light street", you know, a person as upright as me must have resolutely refused, but I am kind-hearted, and I finally couldn't bear to see Uncle Barnett's grief-stricken look, so I ...... Oops, oops!"
Before he finished speaking, his hand twisted his thigh in disobedience, and Leon couldn't help but cry out in pain, now it is different from the previous skeleton body, this body has a normal sense of pain.
"What nonsense," Dorina said not at all to Leon's words, "Tell me what the hell you did last night." ”
Leon hurriedly shouted: "Didn't you see it, I just recovered my body." ”
In fact, Dolina, as the leader of the contract, was fully aware of whether Leon was lying, but there was a sense of unhappiness in her heart that was about to vent out, Dolina stretched out her hand and grabbed Leon's ear and twisted it vigorously.
Leon screamed in pain again: "Be careful, I've just assembled my body, don't screw it off for me!"
Dolina's loli size makes her a lot shorter than Leon's, and she has to stand on tiptoe to twist Leon's ears, which is a bit cute, but Leon doesn't think so, so Dolina almost hangs her whole body weight on her ears, and it really feels like her ears are going to fall off.
Shaking off Dolina's hand, Leon also broke the jar and fell: "I'll rub, why are you so wide, I have to report to you what I do, wait, isn't it ......?"
Leon seemed to suddenly understand, patted his head lightly with his hand, and looked at Dolina thoughtfully: "Are you ......?"
Dolina's face was flushed with a layer of pink, which looked a little more coquettish under the illumination of the light: "You...... You...... Don't guess, I'm just caring about the servant from the master's point of view......"
Leon looked suddenly enlightened: "You must be afraid that I will find some way to get rid of the master-servant contract, I am so sad, I am so loyal to you, and I still allow you to be the saint of my "ass God Sect", you actually don't trust me so much!"
With a "snap", Leon, who was slapped by Dorina, raised her hand and slapped it around several times like a spinning top, and fell straight on a chair: "Stupid!"
Dorina pouted angrily and went in the other direction, and Barbara shoved the last piece of meat on the plate into her mouth and lowered her voice: "She's the "Alchemy Witch", right?"
Leon's head was still bubbling with Venus, so he could only nod slightly.
Barbara stood up and walked in the direction where Dorina disappeared: "It's just right, I still have something to ask her, don't go too far, don't forget to get down to business." ”
Leon touched the slightly swollen right side of his face: "This woman, what kind of crazy thing is she all of a sudden." ”
"I'm sympathetic. Barbara stood up.
Leon looked at Barbara with a grateful gaze: "You're still reliable." ”
Barbara glared at Leon and turned to chase Dolina who had disappeared into the crowd in the hall: "Stupid, I'm sympathetic to that girl!"
Leon looked at Barbara's sturdy body speechlessly and squeezed into the crowd: ", is this guy stupid, obviously I was beaten, why don't you sympathize with me." ”
"It's really stupid," Barnett, who looked depressed, also glared at Leon: "It's you stupid!"
Leon looked puzzled: "Did you take the wrong medicine, that woman calculated me so much, you still want to slander me, the baby is crying in his heart." ”
Are you crying in your heart? Barnett was completely speechless to Leon, and Lao Tzu was crying in his heart, and somehow there was a gambling contract, and tomorrow he would run naked around the whole city and wait to become the laughing stock of the whole city.
"You should be glad. Leon motioned for Barnett to look in one direction.
There is a side door to the hall, different from the dance hall gate facing the gate of the City Lord's Mansion, the side door leads to the inside of the City Lord's Mansion, which means that the people who come out of the side door now must be from the City Lord's Mansion.
Everyone present gasped, this was undoubtedly the daughter of the city lord.
What appeared in front of everyone was a two-meter-tall "giantess", whose visual weight easily exceeded 200 catties, with heavy makeup on her face, the big mouth alone accounted for about one-third of her face, and the rest of her cheeks were also crowded with fat, and the heavy smoky makeup made both eyes become panda eyes, and there were gold and silver jewelry hanging everywhere on her body, and she walked with a loud noise, although she was wearing a very luxurious white long dress, but this long skirt had no temperament at all on her, but there was a ridiculous feeling.
Barnett gasped as if ...... Streak running isn't a bad thing either...... Lao Tzu is willing to lose this gamble.