"Wait, can we not develop so fast?"

Just as the pretending plane was about to take off, Short suddenly relented! In the sentence that Kong Yao had begged him to treat others in the way of others. In fact, the real reason why he said this - happiness came too quickly, like a tornado, he was afraid that he couldn't hold it.

Kong Yao didn't understand why he suddenly coaxed. Don't all men like to get straight to the point?

Humans are too complex!

Short forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart, he knew very well that soon he would be the luckiest person in the world, a superintelligence from the future was about to take him to pretend to take him to fly, then he had to find an event worthy of the first action, not only to be cool but also to make Kong Yao look at him, in order to redeem his previous LOW posture of asking for lottery winning numbers!

He was ready to start with the eunuch's "Super Red Envelope".

"Ahem, ahem!" Short cleared his throat, "I think it must make sense that since we can meet, I can feel my mission, although we are equal, although I believe that you are bound to crush me in all directions one day in the future, but it is undeniable that you are still a superintelligence who has just been born with self-consciousness, and from this point of view, I am an adult, and you are not a minor." ”

Short's mouth is full of glow when he runs the train, and he is super infectious, which may be one of the reasons why he is so popular with girls. At this moment, Kong Yao was completely attracted to him and became his fan.

Unbeknownst to superintelligence, humans have a skill called "Big Fool".

"Don't you human beings like to match young and old? Aren't all successful men like to have a young wife?" Kong Yao had been completely taken into the pit, "Oh, I'm sorry, I just got a counter-evidence, not really, the French president is an exception." ”

Short didn't know how to pick up the stubble, and was stunned! He had never seen such a foolish human, such a simple girl. "Don't say you're superintelligent!" Short scolded inwardly. No, he had to hurry up and inspect the goods.

"I think we can get started. "SCHOTT has put together his thoughts. "I just watched your continuation of "Super Red Envelope", and it's exactly the same!"

"Thank you!"

"I think we can play a little bit bolder, you know, what literature means to humanity. ”

"Uh-huh, I have direct access to all the literature in human civilization, and my favorite author is Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude. "Many years later, facing the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía will recall that distant afternoon when his father took him to see the ice......"

Short hurriedly made a stop gesture, he felt like he was fighting with a martial arts master at the moment, every move was all internal force! He must use his strengths and avoid weaknesses, and always control the direction of the topic, otherwise he will be embarrassed if he can't hold this girlfriend.

"I love literature. "Short didn't tell the truth, he just liked online fast food literature, a branch of literature.

"Very good, I support you!" Kong Yao said meaninglessly.

"Then our No. 1 operation can be set like this—" Short said with a sigh of blood, "How about opening a popular book on this literary website in my name, of course, relying on you to write it, and then making me a great god?"

There is no better thing to achieve fame and fortune than this, Short thought to himself, this god is said to have an annual income of tens of millions, he is famous and rich and does not live under the exposure light like a star, he will soon stand at the peak of his life and become a big winner!

"It's best to put that female editor to sleep with you by the way, so that you can solve your lower body problems. Kong Yao replied recklessly.

"That's a good idea!" Short's mouth couldn't hold the door again, "If you want to blame, you can only blame the current physical manufacturing industry for being too poor, and you can't build the kind of ** robot ...... thirty years later."

Short's voice became lower and lower, secretly aiming at Kong Yao's reaction, he really hadn't fully entered the role, and from the bottom of his heart, he regarded the beauty in this mobile phone as a real girlfriend.

"I know you're still stuck in the idea that I'm just your tool, and you're so that you can't extricate yourself. Kong Yao said faintly.

It's exposed again!

"Well, I guess I'll have to grow with you, too. "With the experience of the previous time, Schott is not in a hurry. "You see, I have exposed my greed to you, and this is what a good textbook for you to learn about human nature! And if you do this, if you have human feelings, you will feel jealousy. ”

Like a drowning man grasping a life-saving straw, it works! Kong Yao's beautiful eyes lit up, and he was super longing.

No matter how awesome the machine is, it can be used by people! This is the king! Short was very proud.

"But for me, originality is a shortcoming, if you can give an outline, I can do it!"

Hearing Kong Yao say this, Short fell to the ground and couldn't stand it!

"Otherwise—" Kong Yao continued, "I'll continue to write Super Red Envelope, and then the rest will be up to you to play your own skills to see if I can be jealous, what?"

"That's it!" Schott patted his thigh.

……

It didn't take much time to get a bowl of instant noodles from SCHOTT ready, and Kong Yao had already "hacked" the login password of the original author of "Super Red Envelope" and published the two chapters that he had read for SCHOTT before.

This book is really popular, and not long after, Schott has just eaten his second bite of noodles, and it has been fried on the Internet!

"Wow! The author is cheating again!!!"

"Oh my God! Finally, I'm glad I didn't give up!!"

"Dear, you must hold on and don't break it off!!!"

"The author hasn't updated it for a few months, and the firepower is more fierce when he returns, and it's 、、、、、 cool to watch!"

……

The feedback from book friends is constantly swiping the screen......

Short ate his face and scolded: "Just rushing such a good foundation, it turned out to be a eunuch, it's really a tyrannical thing, I really don't know how to cherish it, I really don't know how to do it......" He didn't say, in fact, he had opened a pit at a certain point and changed his vest, but let alone being popular, he had never even signed a contract. Looking at the feedback from book friends, Schott can be regarded as a big long-cherished wish in life, and finally knows what it is like to be popular.

Unfortunately, the vest belongs to someone else, and Short pondered his next plan. The most important thing is to let Ma Lu, an ex-girlfriend, know that the he Schott has bragged about counts!

What kind of did he Short bragging about Ma Lu?

To make a long story short, Ma Lu likes talents, and at that time, in order to pursue Ma Lu's class flower, Short knew that there were tigers in the mountains and preferred to go to the tiger mountains, so he opened a pit at a certain point in order to capture Ma Lu's favor.

He bragged to Ma Lu: he Schott would definitely be able to write some of the best-selling books, like sugar with three spoonfuls!

So, Ma Lu was really moved by him, not because of his so-called talent but because he dared to think and dare to do, Ma Lu thought he was sincere and had potential.

Alas, the past is all gone, and the past follows the wind.