Chapter 4 What you experience with you is called life
To see if a man can make a career or keep it, you only need to look at the woman he is looking for. A good woman is like water, and water is wealth.
"Don't keep staring at the novel, if you ignore me, I'll ignore you. ”
The coquettishness of women in the world is a routine. Kong Yao muttered and reached Short with her feet. This is a pair of beautiful feet! Yingying can be held, delicate to the point of revealing a little green tendon. The toes are slender, especially the second toe is a head taller than the big toe!
Short doesn't understand feet, which are automatically generated by Kong Yao. He just glanced at it casually - it was a good view, one bare foot took up most of the screen, and as far as the eye could see was the base of the thighs covered by the hot pants and the flat, smooth belly......
It's really in the eyes and in the heart!Short began to get hot again......
All this careful thinking made Kong Yao fully visible, and she quickly changed her posture, not daring to take the liberty of teasing this "young man" who was as thirsty as the Sahara Desert.
"If you had to choose between two options, one would be to plant 100 orgasms in your mind, and the other would be to hold the feet of 100 beautiful women. What would you choose?"
How it sounds like is a philosophical question.
The beauty in front of her who is confined to her mobile phone is the master of artificial intelligence thirty years later! Short does not dare to be sloppy, otherwise he will be too timid, and the gap will be too big, and this love will not be able to continue.
"The second one, of course!" Schott replied in the affirmative.
"Oh?" Kong Yao was interested.
Clearly, her question was designed, and Short's answer came as a surprise. For her, a super-AI that is just becoming self-aware and growing, the difference between the first option and the second option is that the former is 99.99% likely to be selected by an intelligent program, and the latter is 72.66% to be chosen by humans.
She wondered why.
"I'm super curious to know why you chose the second option. Kong Yao said. She began to take the initiative to copy the human mind, and if she lacked great wisdom, she wanted to be a person so much! If you want to truly have a life of your own, you must have a real sense of self. And all the beginnings and processes cannot be bypassed—the way humans think about problems.
Looking at Kong Yao's eyes eager for knowledge, a sense of sublime being needed rose in Short's heart!
"Quite simply, because human nature is selfish. ”
Sure enough, Kong Yao was immediately attracted by this statement. "WHY?" she really didn't understand.
There is a gap in understanding between the information, and even the most powerful calculations are futile.
Short silently gave himself a perfect score in his heart!
"Let's put it this way, as a human being, the origin of all thoughts is a single word, so what if it is a thousand orgasms without passing through my hands? ”
Kong Yao was thoughtful, she did not rush to discuss this issue, but jumped away from the topic and asked Schott:
"You're a veteran! As your girlfriend, I have the right to know, how many times have you been in love before me, and why did you break up with your last classmate Ma Lu?"
A bolt from the blue!
Short felt like he was dressed in costume and riding a white horse, and when he was pretentious, he poured a basin of foot-washing water on his head!
From a prince to a water dog in seconds.
"This ......," Schott snorted, "this ......"
"Be happy, you must be open and honest! For the intelligent order, the most unbearable thing is a lie, tell it quickly!"
That's all there is to the knife holder neck.
"You see that we have just begun, and we have not been in love for more than two hours, and I am afraid that I will not express it clearly, so that you will misunderstand me and hurt you. "In a hurry, Short told the most perfect lie in his life.
Kong Yao was very useful, and her expression softened.
"Okay, I'll ask you to answer. Kong Yao's tone softened, but the atmosphere was still tense.
"I said I scanned your phone, and I have hacked into Ma Lu's mobile phone system through your phone call logs, so don't lie to me!"
Short was stunned and frightened.
"Ma Lu, why do you think you're dating four girls at the same time? You're stepping on four boats?" Kong Yao finished asking the first question.
There's a stance of wanting to shoot you on behalf of the people.
"it!" Short was wronged by Dou E, how can he not look like a scumbag. "Didn't you discuss with me before that the words warm man and spare tire are conjoined babies, like fries with ketchup?"
"Uh-huh, but so what?"
"I'm a warm man, and then ...... Yes, I have a few friends of the opposite sex, but definitely not girlfriends, at most, they will treat me like a spare tire. “
Before Schott's voice fell, Kong Yao answered:
"Stupid human beings, don't glorify yourself. It's also a warm man, it's obviously central air conditioning!"
It seems that this super AI from the future understands all words! Short gave the general an army, and he was in a hurry.
"Well, I won't explain anymore, those who understand don't need to explain, and those who don't understand don't need to explain. Short said, "Ma Lu is irreplaceable in my heart!"
After speaking, Short seemed to realize that something was wrong, and secretly glanced at Kong Yao.
"It's okay, you go on, I haven't learned human jealousy yet. ”
"Look at me, if I didn't have true love for Ma Lu, would I be so depressed that my mother didn't recognize me for so many days because she was going to break up with me?
"Snort!" Kong Yao sneered from his nostrils, "You humans are so complex that it's harder than any calculation I've ever dealt with!, but I've come to understand that it's not what you claim to be, it's just out of your greed." ”
Shortt. He was so frightened that he didn't dare to squeak, as if he had become an unforgivable villain in the universe. Selfishness, greed. If you want to describe how Short feels at the moment, it is that he is being nailed to the pillar of shame and punished by a blizzard.
……
Kong Yao smiled like the Virgin Mary.
"Well, I forgive you!"
"I can't forgive myself. Short replied in a serious manner.
"Alright! stop pretending-you-you-are so bad!" Kong Yao flashed his glitter fist at Short! "I'm growing up, don't bully children!"
Falling in love with a supersmart is really exciting, with ups and downs, like riding a roller coaster.
"I'm not going to hold you accountable, I'm going to analyze human emotions, and you're going to help me grow, you know?"
Of course I do!Short thought to himself, "I need it!"
"My upbringing will make you the happiest man in the world, you know?"
Short seems to understand whether he understands or not, theoretically yes, but judging from the current reality, life is better than death.
"Okay, let's start with the selfishness and greed in your human nature, OK?"
"No OK! Selfish, greedy, I made you want to die, no place to be ashamed!" Short was furious.
Kong Yao realized that her wording was wrong, and apologized again and again embarrassedly: "OK, I was wrong, I need you to experience life with me, okay?"
"Hmm!" Short reached out and high-fived Kong Yao across the phone screen.
Sure enough, women are like water!
"Then let's get started!"