The scene of the cross talk competition. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ding Li and Liu Xiang, who were already waiting in the appearance area, passed by Ding Xiaofeng and Li Xiaoyun, who had just left the game.

Of course, when passing by, Li Xiaoyun also seized the opportunity and looked at Ding Li provocatively.

Ding Li naturally raised his middle finger-for-tat.

At this time, the hostess on the stage was already announcing the curtain, "Next, I invite tonight's challengers, Ding Li and Liu Xiang from the Wenyuan Pavilion Crosstalk Club." ”

Applause rang out.

Then the two appeared on the stage with light steps.

As soon as he stood still, Ding Li said: "Everyone, good evening, we have a big gift for the audience who applauded warmly just now." ”

After that, he pointed to the beautiful female host who was about to leave the stage with his hand, "I will tell you about our beautiful, beautiful, generous, decent, and elegant, Shenhai TV excellent hostess Shen Lingling's WeChat." ”

The audience was in an uproar.

Because up to now, no contestant has dared to joke with the host.

Ding Li is the first, and probably the only one.

The beautiful hostess glanced back at Ding Li, smiled, and walked away with her buttocks.

"Teacher Ding, you have offended people. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li and said, "You offended the host of the show." ”

"It's not that I offend people. Ding Li patted Liu Xiang's shoulder with his hand, "Little ghost, you have offended people." ”

"I offended someone?" Liu Xiang pointed at himself and asked in disbelief: "Who just wanted to say that he told the audience about the WeChat of other beauties." ”

"Let me ask you, are people pretty?"

"Beautiful. Liu Xiang nodded.

"Beautiful or not beautiful?"

"Beautiful. ”

"Generous?"

"Generous. ”

"Elegant or not?"

"Elegant. ”

"Indecent?"

"Decent. ”

"It is very normal for us as men to love such a beautiful, beautiful, generous, decent, and elegant beauty. After Ding Li finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and gave an example: "It is written in the ancient book, a slender mature woman, a gentleman and a hero." ”

"Teacher Ding, she is a slender lady and a gentleman. Liu Xiang corrected: "It's not a slender mature woman, a gentleman and a hero." ”

"Isn't this all the same?" Ding Li said disapprovingly.

"Can this be the same? If you tell other girls like this, they can tickle you. Liu Xiang made a digging motion, "Your apology." ”

"Apologize?" Ding Li asked rhetorically, "Why did I apologize." ”

"If you don't apologize, people will scratch you. Liu Xiang continued to make tickling movements.

"I have never bowed down to the forces of evil. Ding Li said magnificently.

"You're a man. Liu Xiang raised his thumb and said to Ding Li.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ding Li bowed to the beautiful host sitting on the side of the stage and said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong." ”

This god-like turn suddenly stunned everyone in the audience, and the applause immediately rang out.

It was so unexpected.

Many people were shocked.

Even Liu Xiang on the side also supported his waist with one hand, looking like he was flashed by someone in pain.

"Teacher Liu, what's wrong with you?" Ding Li asked with concern.

"I'm shocked by you. Liu Xiang crooked his mouth and said, "Aren't you not bowing to the evil forces?"

"The point is, I'm afraid of being scratched. After Ding Li finished speaking, he said to Liu Xiang suddenly, "Teacher Liu, you stay here for a while, and I'll do some personal things." ”

After speaking, whether Liu Xiang agreed or not, he trotted straight to the beautiful host, and he didn't know what the two said.

More than thirty seconds later, Ding Li returned to the stage.

"Teacher Ding, why did you go just now?" asked Liu Xiang.

"I'm going to apologize. ”

"Looking for someone to apologize, do you want to use a mobile phone?" Liu Xiang asked rhetorically: "I still haven't explained honestly." ”

"I asked someone for WeChat. Ding Li replied honestly.

"What? are you really looking for someone to ask for WeChat?" Liu Xiang raised his voice sharply.

"Isn't this for the sake of the majority of male compatriots?" Ding Li pointed to the audience under the stage, looking like he was asking for his life for the public.

"Why don't I believe that so much?" Liu Xiang frowned, "Are you doing it for yourself?" or for everyone?"

The audience burst into laughter.

Even the beautiful host covered her mouth and laughed.

"You don't believe me?"

"I don't believe it. ”

"Now everyone, listen to my orders, the louder the applause, I will tell him the WeChat hosted by the beauty. Ding Li yelled at the audience under the stage.

The audience is really face-saving.

As soon as Ding Li's words fell, the applause rang out without money.

"Everyone's applause is as warm, what should I do?" Liu Xiang asked.

"What else can I do? I'll just tell the big guy on WeChat. Ding Li replied, then raised his voice sharply and shouted, "Everyone get ready, I said it, just once." ”

Liu Xiang took out his mobile phone.

"What are you doing?"

"What else can you do? Of course, you remember WeChat?" Liu Xiang said confidently.

"Did you applaud?"

"It's drummed. ”

"Why didn't I hear that. ”

"My heart is bulging. ”

The audience is on their knees again!

Ding Li opened his mouth and said a few words silently.

"How much is WeChat?" Liu Xiang held his mobile phone and urged.

"I told you. ”

"How I didn't hear it. ”

"That's all you have to resent yourselves, I said anyway. Ding Li looked like a scoundrel, and then stretched out four fingers, "From now on, we will talk about cross talk, everyone knows that cross talk is an art, and we pay attention to four homework." ”

Liu Xiang smiled: "Yes." ”

Ding Li said: "These four lessons are respectively cheating and abduction. ”

No one in this world has ever said that his baggage content is unique, so the audience laughed when they heard it!

"Wait, Mr. Ding, are we talking about cross talk, or are we being badass?" asked Liu Xiang.

"Of course it's cross talk?"

"The four lessons of cross talk, cheating and abduction, why don't you add a steal in the back?" Liu Xiang said.

"That's five lessons. Ding Li, "Isn't there four? When did there be one more?"

"It's always been the four doors, and you're mistaken. ”

"Let me think about it. After Ding Li finished speaking, he suddenly slapped his head, "I remembered, the four lessons of cross talk are not cheating, but eating, drinking, piao and gambling." ”

"Teacher Ding, is this not as good as the pit just now?" Liu Xiang shook his head, "Let me remind you, there is a singing word in the back." ”

"Slippers just sing. ”

"I'll give you a slipper. Liu Xiang glared, "It's about learning to sing!"

Ding Li blinked and said suspiciously: "Say learn to sing, don't you sing with slippers?"

"Yes. ”

"When did you change it?" Ding Li asked, "Why didn't I know?"