"It has always been!" Liu Xiang said speechlessly: "If you say it, slippers will sing, we will perform cross talk on stage, and the first thing we do on stage is slippers. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

The audience burst into laughter.

The six judges at the scene were also a little impatient.

Of course, when they laugh, they think about why they laugh.

One of them was obviously stunned by Ding Li's unbelievable burden, so he actually took out a carbon pen and wrote it in his notebook.

Ding Li apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm a newcomer, and I don't know much about these things." ”

Liu Xiang said angrily: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, make people laugh, and think what's wrong with our cross talk." ”

"So I asked Mr. Liu to take me. Ding Li bowed to Liu Xiang, "I worship you as a teacher." ”

"Don't dare to be, do you want to learn cross talk?" Liu Xiang waved his hand.

"Hmm. ”

"Why do you want to learn cross talk?"

"Because I don't want to be like them. Ding Li pointed to the audience under the stage, "Spend money to buy tickets to come in and listen to cross talk, I want to listen to free cross talk without money, just like now, it's best to stand on the stage and listen to cross talk." ”

The audience laughed.

Many of them have heard the cross talk that Ding Li talked about before, and it is often mentioned that standing on the stage and listening to free cross talk is such a thing!

"Why are you still mentioning this stubble?"

"Can't you mention it?" Ding Li asked knowingly, "Then what should I say?"

"You should say that, I like the cross talk industry very much, and I must do a good job, serve the people, and bring laughter to everyone. Liu Xiang gave an example.

"Isn't this nonsense?" Ding Li's eyes widened, and a frightened expression appeared on his face.

At this moment.

All the audience knelt down.

Tynima is awesome.

"How can you call it nonsense?" Liu Xiang corrected: "This is embellishment, the embellishment is a little better, do you understand?"

"Understood. Ding Li replied.

"Why did you learn cross talk?"

"I love the cross talk industry because it brings laughter to everyone. Ding Li closed his eyes and said loudly.

"How do you talk with your eyes closed?"

"I don't want to talk nonsense with my eyes open. Ding Li's answer turned the scene into a sea of laughter and applause.

"Do you still want to listen to free and free cross talk?"

"I want to hear it. ”

"Then get it right. ”

"Okay. ”

"Why did you learn cross talk?" asked Liu Xiang for the third time.

This time, Ding Li didn't make any more moths, and said very smoothly: "I like the cross talk industry very much, because it brings laughter to everyone." ”

Liu Xiang said: "Do you know why everyone likes cross talk?"

"I don't know, what's the saying?" asked Ding Li.

"Because cross talk is an art from the folk. Liu Xiang shook his hand, "It is an art in our lives." ”

"Aang, that's what it looks like. Ding Li suddenly realized, "It eulogizes the people and presents the bits and pieces of our daily life to everyone in the form of artistic expression." ”

Liu Xiang, "Yes, you're right. ”

Ding Li blinked, "Anyway, I just like cross talk very much." ”

"I like it. "Liu Xiang.

"But I don't have any money, so I can only find a way to stand on the stage and listen to the cross talk that doesn't cost money. Ding Li smiled.

"Teacher Ding, why are you still mentioning this stubble?" Liu Xiang was unhappy, "Didn't we already talk about it before we came to the stage? Don't talk about this stubble, why do you still say it, can't you turn it over?"

"Why do you want to turn it over?" Ding Li said loudly: "Isn't it okay to tell the truth?"

The audience burst into laughter.

This time, the laughter was louder, and the big ones affected the two people who said cross talk on the stage.

At this time, if you continue to talk about cross talk, it may affect the effect of cross talk.

So Ding Li and Liu Xiang both subconsciously stopped, just taking this opportunity to take a little breath.

A minute later, when the audience's laughter was a little quieter, the two continued their performance.

Ding Li slapped his head and yelled, "Bad thing, bad thing." ”

"What's wrong?" Liu Xiang asked.

"I forgot the words. Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and replied embarrassedly.

"Why did you forget your lines again?" Liu Xiang, "Can you have a little memory, what should you do next?"

"I can only talk nonsense with my eyes open as before. ”

"It used to be, but now it's absolutely not a nonsense. Liu Xiang said seriously: "There is always an accident when you say it." ”

"Say a cross talk, what can happen?"

"Some time ago, because of the incident of the old boy movie, the relevant departments issued a relevant regulation, what is called anti-three vulgarities, I can't remember the specific content, anyway, it is a regulation, actors can't talk nonsense, and they can't shoot blindly or nonsense when making movies. ”

Ding Li coughed, "There is such a thing, I don't know so much?"

"Because you're new, I don't know. ”

"Why are you anti-third uncle?" Ding Li asked, "What does this have to do with the third uncle?"

The audience laughed again.

Because Ding Li said that the three vulgar were the third uncle.

"It's three customs, not three uncles. Liu Xiang corrected.

"I'm talking about the third uncle, right?" Ding Li discerned, and then said to Liu Xiang, "Could it be that the third uncle did something bad?"

"It's not the third uncle, it's the three customs. Liu Xiang stretched out his hand and wrote a pinyin in mid-air, "Su vulgar, cheesy vulgar, do you understand?"

"Ang, it turned out to be the three customs, I still wondered, how to turn against the third uncle in a good manner. After Ding Li finished speaking, he asked, "Teacher Liu, I am a newcomer, and there are many things I don't understand, you teach me." ”

"I'll teach you. Liu Xiang replied.

"Then may I ask what are the three customs?"

Liu Xiang paused, and then replied, "You don't even know what the three customs are?" It's so stupid that I don't bother to pay attention to you." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone knows what this burden means.

"Aren't you going to teach me?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang innocently and asked.

"Regarding the three customs, let me tell you, if there is something wrong, you can point it out. Ding Li broke his fingers and counted them one by one, "The first one is vulgar." ”

"Yes. Liu Xiang patted Ding Li's shoulder with his hand, "Little ghost, you answered very correctly." ”

"The second one is too cheesy. ”

"Hmm. Liu Xiang snorted.

"The third is the vulgarity. ”

"Is this all an idiom?" Liu Xiang continued what he had just done and patted Ding Li's shoulder, "Little ghost, you're quite talented." ”

Ding Li glared, "It's not that I'm talented, it's that you're too stupid." ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"The three vulgarities must be vulgar, vulgar, and kitsch. ”