Ding Li hurriedly waved his hand: "I don't know what to say, besides, we have never partnered, and we have never even done the right job, what if this performance is smashed? I can't afford this responsibility." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Liu Xiang said with relief: "It's okay, I can't smash it, and now I have nowhere to find someone, so you can help me." ”

After speaking, I was afraid that Ding Li would not agree, so I added, "Even if the performance is smashed, the responsibility lies with me, not you, don't worry." ”

That's it, and if you don't say yes, you can't say it anymore.

Ding Li gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay, then let's go up, but the ugly words are ahead, and you can't blame me if you mess up." ”

"I know. Liu Xiang replied.

Ding Li hurriedly put his clothes on.

The two talked as they walked, and Liu Xiang asked, "Have you heard of Aunt Hua?"

Ding Li shook his head, "I haven't heard of it." ”

"Fire Spirit Dragon?"

"Forgot. ”

"What about the name of the dish?"

"I don't remember. ”

Liu Xiang's head suddenly became as big as a fight, he looked at Ding Li and said, "Didn't my grandfather say that you watched the cross talk video at home for three days?

Ding Li nodded.

Liu Xiang said helplessly: "That's it, you say I'll hold it, you play first." ”

At this time, Ding Li's tears were about to come out, he had never said cross talk in his previous life, and he ended up on the thief ship by mistake!

What's more, the two never had anything to say about the script, so they went on stage.

That's exciting, isn't it?

The host reports behind the scenes.

Ding Li gently held the front of his coat with one hand and walked onto the stage leisurely.

He thought that he was well-informed and no longer afraid, but in the end, the result was the opposite.

The moment I stepped onto the stage, the sweat came down.

Ding Li calmed down, waved his hand, and said loudly: "Friends on the first floor, good evening, everyone." ”

Without waiting for the audience to answer, Ding Li hurriedly added, "Audience on the second floor, you are good." ”

Suddenly, everyone subconsciously looked up.

Then they laughed out loud.

Because of the entire theater, there is no so-called second floor at all.

Ding Li has completely let go, anyway, he is poor, and he is used to being poor, so he immediately pointed to an audience, "Big brother, don't look for it, there is no second floor in the whole scene." ”

Liu Xiang in the background, the heart he was carrying, also let go.

It seems that Ding Li really has a few brushes.

Ding Li looked at the audience and smiled, "There are a lot of people here today, some know me, some don't know me, then I'll make a brief self-introduction first, my name is Ding Li, male, twenty-five years old, single, single, single, the main thing said three times." ”

"Hahaha....... Now when the audience heard this, they immediately heckled.

"I've acted in sketches, hosted shows, released sketch albums, and directed and starred in movies. Ding Li waved his hand, "Speaking of movies, the baby's heart is full of tears, and then I will introduce my partner to you, Wang Le." ”

Many viewers really thought that the fat man Wang was happy to the scene, and the applause immediately rang out without money.

In their applause, Liu Xiang walked out with a smile.

walked up to Ding Li and bowed to the audience, "Friends on the scene, good evening, I am your old friend, Wang Le." ”

"Wait, you changed your name?" Ding Li asked, looking at Liu Xiang.

"I haven't changed my name. Liu Xiang's eyes widened deliberately and he was in a dazed state, "What's wrong?"

"You ask what's wrong with everyone?" Ding Li pointed to the audience under the stage, "They all know that my partner Wang Le is a fat man, looking at your body, how can it be Wang Le." ”

"I just changed my name to Wang Le, can't I?"

Stage.

The cross talk show continues.

Ding Li said: "Everyone here, you should be happy, because this is the first time that Ding Li has appeared on the stage of cross talk." ”

Liu Xiang immediately said: "Yes, it's the first time, I've always wanted to go on before, but we won't let me go." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Ding Li said: "Do you know why you want to wait for the cross talk stage?"

"It's kicking, not waiting. Liu Xiang next to him corrected.

"It's waiting, not kicking. Ding Li-for-tat, "I'm waiting for the opportunity to perform on stage." ”

"That's what happened. ”

"Why do you say cross talk, because I want to be famous. ”

Liu Xiang, who was on the side, immediately took over this burden, "It's very simple to be famous, I have a trick that can make you famous very quickly." ”

"What's the solution?" Ding Li said, pointing to the audience under the stage, "They also want to be famous." ”

Liu Xiang said: "This trick is very simple, you take off your clothes and run around Jinmen City, I will guarantee you to be red." ”

"Hahaha....... The audience laughed again, in addition to laughter, there were also a lot of heckling voices, "Vomit." ”

"I'm not in good health. Ding Li pointed to his body and said.

Liu Xiang turned to face the audience, and said with a smile: "It's simple, it's okay to walk around." ”

The audience applauded immediately, and the laughter was once again accompanied.

Ding Li slapped the table with his hand and shouted, "Actually, I appeared on the cross talk stage, in addition to being famous, I also had an idea." ”

"What do you think?" Liu Xiang immediately asked.

"I've been fond of cross talk since I was a child, and at that time, my family was poor and I didn't have money to buy tickets, so I climbed over the wall and went in. Ding Li said casually without thinking about it: "It turned out to be a bad thing, the place where I climbed over the wall and went in was not a place to perform cross talk." ”

"What's that?"

"It's really scaring you to say it. Ding Li glared, "I ran over the wall to the place where the tiger was placed." ”

"Then run away. ”

"I can't escape. Ding Li waved his hand.

"Why can't you escape? ”

"Because I want to sit down and be alone. ”

"At this juncture, do you still want to be quiet?" Liu Xiang tugged Ding Li's arm with his hand, "Don't think about female classmates, run away quickly." ”

"Who is Jingjing?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and said seriously: "Is it your girlfriend?"

"When do you still want these good things? You run, if you don't run, you will die in the tiger's mouth. ”

"I stayed in there all afternoon, and finally made a decision, I wanted to learn cross talk. ”

"It's good to learn cross talk. After Liu Xiang finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and turned to Ding Li, "Ding Li, you also said cross talk, what's the matter with the tiger?"

"The zoo is closed, and there are no animals in it. ”

"It scared the hell out of me. Liu Xiang pretended to wipe his sweat and said.

"Do you know why I want to learn cross talk?"

"It's definitely ideal. ”

Ding Li shook his head vigorously, "It's not an ideal, but to save money." He pointed to an audience member below, "This big brother looks like a decent person, he comes to listen to cross talk, so he has to spend a hundred yuan to buy a ticket." But I'm different, I'm a cross talk actor, and I can stand on the stage and listen to cross talk. ”