"Poof. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" A viewer who drank water immediately squirted the tea in his mouth.

Another middle-aged man eating fruit was stunned by the fruit, and it took a long time to catch his breath.

Not to mention the audience, together with Liu Xiang on the stage, he was also a little dazed, and he found that he seemed to be a little unable to see Ding Li.

How to say that, he is poorer than him.

However, in the face of this burden thrown by Ding Li, he still had to take it, smiled, and said to Ding Li: "What does it mean to stand on the stage and listen to cross talk." ”

Ding Li was stunned and said: "It's not called standing on the stage and listening to cross talk, so what's it called?"

"That's called acting. ”

"Yes, yes, it's a show. Ding Li pretended to be enlightened, "You can listen to cross talk for free, and you can make money." ”

"Go. The audience booed in disgust.

Liu Xiang pointed to the audience and said, "Look, the audience dislikes you, can we change the topic." ”

"Hahaha....... The audience laughed again.

Ding Li was also happy, and looked at Liu Xiang, "What kind of topic?" ”

Liu Xiang is an actor who has experienced many actual battles, and after the initial discomfort and nervousness, his state has long returned to normal, so his skill in praise has suddenly appeared.

He relaxed, and Ding Li on the side also relaxed a lot.

Liu Xiang said to Ding Li: "Any topic is fine." ”

"In that case, let's talk about how to stand on the stage and listen to cross talk that doesn't cost money. ”

Liu Xiang, who was drinking water on the side, sprayed directly.

This is not pre-arranged.

Because in the cross talk club, some cross talk actors will walk on the stage with a bottle of water or a glass of water, and then take advantage of the actors next to them to talk and tease, secretly drink saliva to moisten their throats.

This is the case with Liu Xiang.

He wanted to take advantage of Ding Li's words and drink saliva, but he didn't expect Ding Li to say such a sentence, so he couldn't bear it and sprayed it out.

The audience below saw Liu Xiang making a fool of himself, and subconsciously coaxed.

Ding Li also realized that he seemed to be in trouble, so he immediately got up in a hurry and wiped Liu Xiang's face with his sleeve.

"Stop. Liu Xiang shouted.

Ding Li obediently stopped, waited for Liu Xiang to tidy up his clothes, and apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Liu." ”

"It doesn't matter. Liu Xiang waved his hand.

"I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't mention the topic of standing on stage and listening to cross talk that doesn't cost money, but I still can't help but want to mention it. ”

Liu Xiang sneered twice and made a stop movement towards Ding Li, "Teacher Ding, didn't we already talk about it just now?

"Did you just say that?" Ding Li pretended not to know.

"Yes, I don't believe you ask them. Liu Xiang pointed to the audience under the stage.

"Then I asked. Ding Li replied, really jumped off the stage, and asked loudly towards the nearest audience, "This big brother, is what Liu Xiang said just now true?"

The audience said: "I said, I want to change the subject." ”

Ding Li pointed at the audience, "This big brother is really a kind-hearted person, he knows that Liu Xiang didn't say it, in order to protect Liu Xiang's face, he deliberately said nonsense." ”

The audience burst into laughter at one time.

Liu Xiang on the stage, for the current Ding Li, he is simply admiring the five-body throw.

Damn.

What a talent.

In front of so many people, he talked nonsense casually.

He walked to the stage and said to Ding Li, "Teacher Ding, come up quickly." ”

"What are you going up there for?"

"Of course, it's cross talk. ”

"In fact, sometimes it's better to stand on it and listen to free cross talk without money, it's better to sit here and listen to free cross talk without money. Ding Li looked around, but couldn't find a place to sit, and finally had an idea and sat down in the corridor.

"Brother, I beg you, can you hurry up?" Liu Xiang said.

"If you let me go up, I'll go up," Ding Li shouted loudly, turned his head to a little girl on the side and said, "Come on, come on, brother will take a photo with you." ”

The little girl probably likes Ding Li more, so she immediately took out her mobile phone, took a photo with Ding Li, and then posted it to her circle of friends.

Seeing this, the people around him also flocked here, and Ding Li did not refuse all of them.

Ten minutes later, Ding Li finally returned to the stage.

Liu Xiang looked him up and down, "Teacher Ding, what were you doing down there just now?"

"The audience was so enthusiastic, they pulled me, and they insisted that I sign autographs for them and take pictures with them, Mr. Liu, do you want me to sign your name. Ding Lichao used the fan in his hand as a signature pen and made a gesture to sign Liu Xiang's body.

"Just like you, don't freak out the little girl. ”

"It's not scary. Ding Li said with certainty.

"Why can't you be scared?"

"I told her, sign a name, take a group photo, and I'll give her fifty yuan. Ding Li covered his face with his hands and said embarrassedly.

"Ang, after a long time, you paid someone to hire someone to take a photo and sign autographs with you. Liu Xiang had a frightened expression on his face.

"Yes, yes, you know that, it looks like you do it a lot. Ding Li patted Liu Xiang on the shoulder and quipped.

"Who did that. ”

"You haven't done that?" Ding Li asked.

"Nope. ”

"I don't believe it. ”

"If you don't believe me, ask them. Liu Xiang pointed to the audience below and said again.

"Then I asked. After Ding Li finished speaking, he walked slowly towards the side of the stage.

Seeing this, Liu Xiang hurriedly dragged Ding Li back, "Why are you going?"

"I'm going to ask the audience. ”

"Then go down and spend some money and hire someone to take pictures with you and sign autographs. ”

"You've guessed it. Ding Li embarrassedly hit Liu Xiang on his left chest.

"Look at your little bit of interest. Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li, "In order to create the atmosphere of your own star, I will not hesitate to spend money to cheat, and I will blush for you." ”

Ding Li bowed his head and was silent.

"We are actors, what is the actor's job, it is performance, the gold and silver monuments are not as good as the reputation of the people, we do our own work in a down-to-earth manner is the right way. ”

The audience burst into warm applause.

After that, Ding Li and Liu Xiang bowed to the audience.

When he walked backstage again, Liu Xiang gave Ding Li a thumbs up, "Teacher Ding, you really have you, absolutely this." ”

"It scared me to death, do you know why I jumped off the stage?"

"Why?"

"I can't remember what to say. Ding Li touched the sweat on his head with his hand, "I simply let go of poverty, you are still powerful, and finally gave me back." ”

Back in the background.

The two were stunned again.

Because of the backstage of this matter, in addition to the staff, there are only two cross talk actors.

In other words, Ding Li has to continue to stiffen his hair.