In the face of Zhou Tian's view that both animals and humans have their own parents and relatives, the fat man refuted the idea that Journey to the West is a mythical story and that mythological stories are people's imagination.

"Journey to the West is a mythical story. The fat man retorted, "Do you know mythological stories?

"Why don't you understand?" Zhou Tian gestured with his hand and said: "But mythological stories are not necessarily true stories, there are clairvoyants and ears in mythological stories, right?"

"Yes. The fat man replied honestly.

"Is the phone we use now playing a role in tailwind?"

The fat man nodded.

"In addition to the phone, we can also video, whether I am in China or you are abroad, you can see each other through the mobile phone, whether it plays the role of a clairvoyant, which shows that myths and stories are not necessarily fictional......" Zhou Tian continued to give examples.

The fat man nodded.

Zhou Tian, "To sum up, I think that the Monkey King in Journey to the West, that is, Sun Wukong, he is a real character, since he is a real character, he naturally has his own parents, this is the result of my research on Journey to the West over the years, and I have demonstrated the historical problem of who Sun Wukong's father is." ”

Under the stage.

There was a round of applause.

"I'm still a little unconvinced. The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian and said, "Unless you can come up with real evidence." ”

"You want proof?"

"Yes, I'm asking for proof. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian, and then pointed to the audience, "Not only do I want evidence, but the teachers and students sitting below also want evidence." ”

"The evidence is simple, just come casually. Zhou Tiandao: "Monkey King, what is his weapon?"

"This is still a question, even the children who have just completed the moon know that Sun Wukong's weapon is a golden hoop stick. The fat man replied: "There are still ones sold on the street, five yuan a piece." ”

"Before the golden hoop stick was in the hands of Sun Wukong, what was its name. Zhou Tian blinked his eyes and asked the fat man.

"Dinghai Shen Needle. ”

"It's called the Seagod Needle. Zhou Tian waved his hand, "Dinghaishen Needle is a gauge used to measure the depth of water when Dayu controlled the water in the past, which is equivalent to our current measuring tool." ”

"I still don't understand. The fat man scratched his hair with his hand and asked puzzled.

"I'm really convinced of you, you brain. Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man, and said with some hatred: "Don't you still understand? Sun Wukong, the father of the Monkey King is Dayu." ”

"Sun Wukong is Dayu's son?" the fat man squinted his eyes and looked at Zhou Tian, "Why don't I believe it so much." ”

"After my research, it was proved that Sun Wukong is the son of Dayu. Zhou Tian said with an oath.

"No way. ”

"What's impossible. Zhou Tian wrenched his fingers and gave an example: "Dayu controls the water, and he passes the door three times without entering, because his three passes through the door and does not enter, which makes his wife." ”

Under the stage.

The teachers and classmates couldn't help but laugh when they heard the word "wife" that Zhou Tian said in dialect.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

on stage.

Zhou Tian continued to argue, "His wife misses Dayu too much, and she keeps looking at the direction of Dayu's water control on the stone at the door of their house, day after day, year after year, slowly, slowly turning into a stone." ”

"Dayu's wife, because she misses Dayu, turned into a stone?" The fat man asked rhetorically, and then didn't wait for Zhou Tian to answer, and said to himself, "Dayu's wife turned into a stone, and finally this stone was taken by Nuwa Niangniang to make up for the sky, and the remaining piece was lost in Huaguo Mountain, after the brewing of the essence of the sun and the moon, and finally became Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong worshiped Bodhi ancestor to learn art, returned from learning art and dived to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and took away his father, that is, Dayu's remaining test in the past years of water control." ”

"Yes. Zhou Tian responded, and then looked at the fat man in surprise, "Fat man, how do you know." ”

"Not only do I know, but the whole country, all the netizens who go online, all know it. The fat man said: "I'm giving you an example, when Sun Wukong sneaked into the East China Sea Dragon Palace, this stick suddenly emitted infinite light, and it can only be powerful in Sun Wukong'......s hands." ”

"Fatty, you can. After the fat man finished giving an example, Zhou Tian patted the fat man on the shoulder with his hand, "You also know my research?"

"Phew. The fat man snorted Zhou Tian.

"What are you doing with me?"

"Phew, you're still light, if it weren't for so many people, I might have whipped you. The fat man shouted: "Is this your research? This is the result of your research? Don't be funny, okay? These are all those ridiculous jokes on the Internet, and you co-authored you to take those ridiculous jokes on the Internet as evidence of your research?

Zhou Tian touched his head and smiled embarrassedly.

"Alas!" The fat man sighed and looked at Zhou Tian, "You are also embarrassed, when you feel embarrassed, tell me, what's going on?"

"This one. Zhou Tian was silent for a while, and suddenly came up with such a sentence, "Those jokes on the Internet were all posted by me, and I posted them on the Internet after I finished researching." ”

"Poof. ”

Everyone laughed.

Whether it was the fat man standing on the stage, or the teachers and classmates under the stage, or the staff behind the stage, they all laughed after listening to Zhou Tian's fallacy, and they laughed like a mess.

After co-authoring for a long time, Zhou Tian found such a reason for himself that was not a reason.

on stage.

Sunday's cross talk show with the fat man continues.

"Let's put the Journey to the West thing first, don't you claim to be the four famous novels by heart?"

Zhou Tian, "I'm not blowing with you, I am the favorite among the four famous books." ”

The fat man stretched out his hand and pulled Zhou Tian, "Shame, shame." ”

"Who's ashamed?" Zhou Tian, "Fatty, are you ashamed?"

"I said you're ashamed, it's called Water Margin, not Water Xu. The fat man corrected Zhou Tian's wrong name, "In the Water Margin, what day of the week is it for Song Jiang to kill Yan Po in anger?"

Sunday, "....... ”

Not to mention Sunday, at this time, even those teachers and classmates under the stage never thought that the fat man would ask the question of what day of the week when Song Jiang killed Yan Po in anger.

"What's the matter? Can't you answer?" the fat man glanced at Zhou Tian, "Then I'm asking you, in the Dream of Red Mansions, what was the temperature on the day Grandma Liu entered the Grand View Garden?"

Zhou Tianer didn't say a word, turned around and ran away.

"Don't you run?" the fat man shouted, chasing after him.