"It's not good, it's very vulgar to hear the name, and it can't be two people in a crew, where can we find ......"

Zhang Chao looked speechlessly as Yan stretched out his white and tender little hand, and pointed to the group of dead people not far away, full of black lines. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"You are an angel, these are all heretics, evil creatures that you are destined to purify!" Zhang Chao felt that he had gone out of the door, how could he come back and feel that Yan's painting style was crooked.

Yan snorted: "Heresy is heresy, anyway, I'm not in the Eternal Continent, why do you care so much." ”

Saying that, she also rubbed Zhang Chao's arm, like a kitten, and then said coquettishly: "It's not good!

Zhang Chao rolled his eyes and leaned softly on Yan's body: "Help me rub my shoulders." ”

Hiko immediately squeezed his shoulder very gently.

"Help me thump my back. ”

Hiko pursed his lips and began to thump his back.

"Help me knock on my legs. ”

Hiko snorted and began to knock him on the leg.

"Knock on my knee again. ”

Hiko: "Huh?", and then asked blankly, "Where is the Bolengai?"

Zhang Chao snorted arrogantly: "You don't know this, have you finished reading the Chinese dictionary I asked you to read?"

Hiko said with some frustration: "You can understand it anyway, why do you have to learn...... Your words here are harder to learn than the words of our youngest Lanqing Mountain people. ”

"For example, knees, knees are knees, you don't have to say anything about the blister, and for example, the blue thin shiitake mushroom you said last time, even in the big dictionary, I didn't find this explanation. ”

Zhang Chao raised his eyebrows: "The big dictionary I gave you hasn't been updated yet, otherwise these words should be included according to the modern dictionary inclusion rules, the Chinese language is broad and profound, and it keeps pace with the times." ”

"Ah...... It's so annoying, I don't want to learn, can you not learn, you can understand and say, why do I have to learn!" Hiko began to cover his ears and play tricks.

Zhang Chao snorted: "What's the use of just me being able to understand, you still have to go with me to meet my parents, when the time comes, when you meet my parents, you come to a set of otherworldly languages, I think my parents' heart may not be able to bear it." ”

Yan was immediately intimidated, and said, "Why do you want to see your parents, you guys are too troublesome here...... And are your parents fierce? I've seen on the Internet that basically every mother-in-law has to fight with her daughter-in-law. ”

"Who told you that my parents are very kind!"

"Hmph, it is said on the Internet that all men think so, how can their parents feel very fierce, so even if there is a conflict, you will definitely help the abuse. ”

Just as the two were laughing, the sun was gradually getting right, and the director was a middle-aged man with a mustache and a stale air all over his body, giving people the feeling of being like those bureaucrats in the Qing Dynasty dramas in the 80s who were foggy and eerie and wore feathered clothes.

But in fact, the director was surprisingly easy to talk to, and his face was pleasant, which was completely different from the information about this person circulating on the Internet, perhaps because the actors performed very well and filmed smoothly, so he seemed to be easier to speak.

“Cut！”

"Now that the sun is too strong, let's take a break after filming this film. ”

"Hooray!"

"Thank you, Boss!"

“……”

The actors were so happy that they didn't notice that the director's hand holding the pen couldn't help but tremble when he heard the words "long live".

"Be quiet, get ready for the next piece. ”

“Action！”

The next piece of the film is the scene where the male protagonist accidentally touched a mechanism when he was chased and killed by two ghosts.,And then fell into a scene of an ancient tomb.。

Zhang Chao has divine sense, although they are separated by a deep layer of soil, they can still see it clearly, and the shooting is very smooth, because they are all a group of dead people, although the strength may not be strong, but at least the qualities are far beyond ordinary people, and many stunts can be performed in their true colors.

"Sure enough, these people are here for this mass grave...... But they're going to use local materials?"

Soon they finished filming the film, but instead of going deeper into the tomb, they retreated.

The director touched his mustache and waved his hand with satisfaction: "It's a quarter past twelve, and you have an hour to rest and eat." ”

"It's time to eat!"

"Finally able to eat!"

"Hahahaha, I'm tired!"

A group of actors ran over happily and lined up at a pale-faced aunt, and those big-name stars did not have any special treatment, but they were all kind, and they couldn't see the difference from other actors at all.

The lunch box of the two actors who just said that they wanted to add two people's legs really had two more human legs, white flowers, and even the hair was wiped clean.

A human leg can be one meter long, and it is placed on a stainless steel lunch box, and it is a pity that the thing did not fall out.

The two actors are tall and short, tall and thin, like hemp stalks, and short and fat, like winter melons.

The two of them hooked their shoulders, giggled and walked towards the grove on the side with the rice bowl in their hands.

"It's really a dog that can't change eating, even if it integrates into the human world, evil spirits are still evil spirits after all!"

Zhang Chao snorted coldly and appeared directly in front of the two actors.

His patience had been exhausted, and he originally felt that these evil spirits were different from what he had seen before, but now he looked at them as monsters that harmed people's lives for no reason.

However, he was just about to complete an opening sentence such as "Do the right thing for the heavens, slay the demons and eliminate the demons", and he suddenly felt every word again.

Because he was shocked to find that the two goods crunched and bit the legs of two people, and after tearing the skin open, a few broken peanuts were spilled from the exposed inside.

After taking a closer look, there were actually broken sesame seeds, Zhang Chao thought that he might really be a hell, why did you tell people that this thing was in the leg? Is it a pot I haven't eaten?

"Mother, it's a big change. The short and fat actor's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and a bunch of peanut kernels, sesame seeds, walnut kernels, almond kernels and melon seeds fell out of the corners of his mouth.

Zhang Chao's forehead picked up two black lines, and he seemed to know what the so-called human legs were.

The tall and thin actor was shocked: "He seems to be a living person." ”

"me, he seemed to have appeared in front of the two of us just now, he is definitely not an ordinary person! Could it be those divine cultivators?"

"It's miserable, this pill, I said that I can't hide from the first day of the first year but can't hide from the fifteenth, and the director is not a big stalk hidden in the city! Woo woo~ I don't want to die yet!"

Zhang Chao scratched his head, he felt ...... Why is the style of painting a little wrong?,Am I on the wrong set?

"Hey, can I ask about the leg of this guy you're eating...... Is it stuffing?" he asked.

"Of course, the human legs are filled with five kernels, or how to call them 'benevolent legs', big brother, I think this person seems to have a brain problem, he should be so fooled, right?" The short and fat actor let out a sigh of relief, and decisively ignored a green tendon that was quickly raised on Zhang Chao's forehead.