Zhang Donglai was stunned.

Really stunned.

Let's be honest.

He really didn't expect such a result.

In Zhang Donglai's heart.

These players will definitely follow them against Zhou Tian.

As everyone knows.

Instead of opposing Zhou Tian, they also stood on Zhou Tian's side and attacked themselves. The contestants who advanced to the next round attacked themselves, and Zhang Donglai expressed his understanding, after all, they still have to continue their draft journey, and they can't offend the organizers.

But those eliminated contestants attacked themselves, which made Zhang Donglai a little dazed

He was dazed at the same time.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le were also at a loss.

Of course.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le were at a loss, they were different from Zhang Donglai.

They were at a loss for "The Comedian" the next night, and they were at a loss for the show they were going to perform on the stage of "The Comedian."

"Sunday, on the stage of "The Comedian" tomorrow night, should we continue to perform sketches?" The fat man thought for a while and gave Zhou Tian an answer, "Our last sketch was good, and many people who watched it are saying that it is good." ”

Zhou Tian did not speak, but after listening to the fat man's words, he reached out and picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table, unscrewed the lid, and took a big sip.

"Now many netizens on the Internet are posting, saying that we will perform sketches. The fat man also took a sip of water and continued, as Zhou Tian did.

"Fat man, the key now is how can we win by surprise?" Zhou Tian glanced at the fat man and asked: "Let's just talk about sketches, we don't even have the most basic script at the moment, what if, I say just in case, if the audience doesn't accept the sketches we made up? What if we perform a sketch, but don't get a good ranking?"

The fat man fell into deep thought.

Zhou Tian was right.

Now they have become an existence that they can't afford to lose because of their fame and other messes, and the most obvious thing is their money.

If they can achieve good results in a row, their money will become wider and wider, and vice versa.

Before going on the show today.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le received a call from their agent.

The agent told them one thing ------- nakedly on the phone, if they can get good results in the knockout stage of the cross talk competition and on the stage of "The Comedian", then they can receive a very important endorsement contract.

How exactly is there a weighted method.

The broker said.

At least at the level of 10 million.

Starting from the minimum of 10 million, Zhou Tian and Wang Le will each get 5 million.

Million.

Although in the eyes of some people in the circle, it is not a lot, but in the eyes of ordinary people, it is simply an astronomical number.

How many people.

Can you earn five million in a lifetime?

How many people are desperately running around for a house all their lives?

So for the sake of their own money, whether it is a cross talk contest or the "Comedian" program, they have to be cautious.

Don't be careless.

After all, it is in self-interest.

It's sloppy.

In light of these.

Zhou Tian and Wang Lecai felt annoyed.

They don't want to give up the tens of millions of endorsement contracts that are about to be acquired.

Suddenly.

The fat man scolded, ", this mad dog, catch whoever you want, bite whom." ”

"What's wrong?" Zhou Tian raised his head and glanced at the fat man.

"Look at it. The fat man threw his phone to Zhou Tian.

Zhou Tian took it.

Glance at it.

Immediately crooked his mouth.

Zhang Donglai.

This old fellow is like a mad dog, catching and biting whomever he wants.

Zhou Tian smiled, "Who is this Nima? Say that the audience doesn't understand cross talk, and say that our cross talk is garbage, what kind of thing?"

The fat man said: "No, since the two of us became popular, this guy seems to have a grudge against our brothers, as long as we break some good news, he will jump out." ”

Zhou Tian teased, "I guess I owe him in my last life." ”

"Ignore him, let's talk about ours!" The fat man said: "Let's talk about what kind of show we should perform on the stage of "The Comedian" tomorrow." ”

Zhou Tian laughed, "I don't know, aren't you bothered by this?"

"Zhou Tian, I suddenly have an idea, do you want to listen to it?" The fat man seemed to think of something, his eyes lit up suddenly, and then he raised his mouth towards Zhou Tian.

Zhou Tian was stunned for a moment.

Holy.

What do you mean?

The fat man, who has always been slow to react, suddenly has an idea?

Rare.

It's so rare.

Immediately said eagerly: "What do you think, come and hear it." ”

In fact, this idea is still that the fat man read those posts that questioned their inability to speak cross talk.

That is, scolding.

A flash of inspiration flashed through my mind, and I made a decision all of a sudden.

Of course.

He also discussed with Zhou Tian.

"Zhou Tian, have you ever heard of the cross talk of announcing the name of the dish?" The fat man did not say what he thought, but asked a question towards Zhou Tian.

The name of the dish is also known as the menu.

It is very famous for a cross talk.

Guankou is the storytelling and cross talk, so it is also called a trip. It is a long passage of words in a bright and cheerful rhythm, like a string of jewels to the end, and the actor memorizes the words skillfully in advance, so as to play the role of rendering lyricism, showing skills and even generating jokes.

on this.

The cross talk industry has the requirement that the mouth is as fast as a knife.

A good actor can have a bright voice, clear words, correct and round words, and a good mouth, showing the skills of "sharp mouth".

There are two types of penetrations: large and small.

There are generally more than a dozen sentences in small passages, and more than 100 sentences or even more than 200 sentences in large passages.

"Yes. Zhou Tian said honestly.

As a cross talk actor.

Announcing the name of the dish is a course that must be experienced.

He had actually heard it.

Soon.

After Zhou Tian answered the two words, he followed up with another question, "Fatty, you don't want to perform cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish" on the stage of "The Comedian", right?"

The fat man nodded, "Didn't they say that we don't know cross talk? Then let them see, see if we can talk about cross talk?"

Zhou Tian panicked.

The cross talk of reporting the name of the dish is different from other cross talk, it needs to be very neat, and the lines have been memorized thousands of times, otherwise it will not reflect the good cross talk of the name of the dish.

To know.

Since the two of them started talking about cross talk, they have never practiced their mouths, and the time is a little too late, so Zhou Tian retreated.

"Fatty, you're not kidding?"

"No kidding. The fat man replied in an extremely serious manner and tone.

"Fatty, don't make trouble, the name of the dish is different from others, it just makes us confused by the sharpness of that mouth, I suggest a different one. Zhou Tian retreated.

"How do you know that you can't do it?" After the fat man finished saying his reason, he read it according to the lines of the name of the dish searched on his mobile phone, "Steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, Songhua tripe, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su plate, smoked chicken white belly, steamed Babao pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, Steamed hash ants, braised duck shreds, braised duck loins, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tubes, stewed white eel, braised yellow eel, black bean catfish, pot roasted carp, rotten soft-shelled turtle, caught fried carp. ”

Zhou Tian calculated the time when the fat man pronounced the three words of steamed lamb, and after the fat man read the name of catching fried carp, he said: "159 words, you read it for two minutes, how can you get a good ranking at such a speed?"

"Stir-fried prawns, soft-fried tenderloin, soft-fried chicken, assorted sausages, boiled jackdaws, sesame ghee rolls, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breasts, boiled fish maw, boiled fish fillets, vinegared meat slices, stewed three fresh, braised white mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs, fried silver silk, braised eel, fried white shrimp, boiled clams, fried noodle fish, fried bamboo shoots, hibiscus swallow vegetables, fried shrimp, braised shrimp, braised waist flowers, braised sea cucumbers, fried hoof tendons, pot roasted sea cucumbers, pot roasted cabbage, fried fungus, fried liver tips, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds. Deep-fried sauce, fried pork ribs, steamed conpoy, candied rice, shredded chicken, shredded belly, assorted tofu, assorted dices, duck, sliced fish, boiled crab meat, stir-fried crab meat, braised crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon. The fat man didn't give up and came to another stalk about the name of the dish.

Stop.

As the number of times he practiced continued to increase, the time spent was relatively reduced, and the fat man took one minute and seventy-six seconds to report the name of the dish in 236 words.

"Yes, fatty. Zhou Tian complimented.

But then he was bewildered by the fat man's actions.

I saw the fat man throw the mobile phone in his hand into Zhou Tian's hand.

"What?"

"It's your turn, you read, I'll count the time. The fat man said.

Zhou Tian moved his mouth, rubbed his face with his hand again, and read the lines on the fat man's mobile phone, "Smoked duck palms, stewed duck palms, stewed bamboo shoots, boiled bamboo shoots, boiled coconut white, eggplant oven meat, duck soup, crab soup, chicken blood soup, three fresh mulberry soup, red meatballs, white meatballs, Nan fried meatballs, four happiness meatballs, three fresh meatballs, rice balls, shrimp meatballs, fish breast meatballs, dumpling croquettes, tofu meatballs, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, rice noodle meat, Yipin meat, chestnut meat, jar meat, red stewed meat, yellow stewed meat, sauce tofu meat, Oven meat, stewed meat, sticky meat, boiled meat, button meat, loose meat, canned meat, roast meat, big meat, barbecue, white meat, red elbow, white elbow, smoked elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, pot roasted elbow, grilled elbow, stewed mutton, sauce mutton, roast mutton, roast mutton, clear lamb, spiced mutton, three kinds of boiled lamb, three kinds of fried meat, fried cabbage fruit, braised san dan, stewed sour swallow, stewed silver silk, braised white chop, braised knots, stewed knots, fried hydrangea, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, carp, crucian carp in sauce, live drill carp, plate duck, Chicken in a tube, stewed navel belly, stewed camelina chestnut, fried belly kernels, brine elbow flowers, pot roasted pig's trotters, mixed rice dumplings, stewed hangers, burned liver tips, burned fat intestines, heartburn, burned lungs, burned purple lids, burned Lian Tie, burned Bao Gaier, fried lungs, pickled melon shreds, diced pheasant, mixed jellyfish, dragon's mustard, boiled winter bamboo shoots, magnolia slices, roasted mandarin ducks, roasted fish heads, roasted betel seeds, roasted lilies, fried tofu, fried gluten. ”

"Four hundred words, you read it for six minutes, Sunday, you were compared by me for the first time. The fat man said.

Sunday, "....... ”

"Don't talk nonsense, come again. ”

"Fried soft towels, sugar dumplings, shredded yams, braised lotus seeds with sugar, stuffed yams, almond cheese, fried crabs, fried big nails, fried meat and vegetarian eggs, assorted kudzu rice, sole, eight generations of fish, crucian carp, yellow croaker, anchovy, hairtail, grilled sea cucumber, grilled bird's nest, grilled chicken legs, grilled chicken nuggets, grilled meat, grilled gluten, grilled three things, fried meat, sauce poured meat, fried shrimp roe, boiled crab roe, fried crab, bergamot sea cucumber, fried cooking, fried rice, milk soup, wing soup, three-silk soup, smoked turtledove, marinated turtledove, sea white rice, stewed loin, Grilled mushrooms, fried deer tails, stewed fish heads, mixed skin residues, fat intestines, fried purple gayer, chicken shredded bean sprouts, twelve dishes, soup sheep, venison, hump, deer daha, roots, fried flowers, mixed flour skin, boiled lettuce, boiled sprouts and leeks, wood vegetables, cooked cloves, cooked meat, boiled white meat, spicy pheasant, braised sour buds, boiled spinal cord, salted pork, white meat shreds, water chestnut pot, vegetarian spring immortal, braised lotus seeds, sour yellow cabbage, roasted radish, fat and butter snowflakes, stewed white fungus, fried silver branches, eight treasures hazelnut sauce, yellow croaker pot, Cabbage pot, assorted pot, glutinous rice balls, chrysanthemum pot, chowder pot, boiled dumpling pot, diced pork hot sauce, fried shredded pork, fried pork slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, fried cowpeas, plus pickled cabbage. "On Sunday, there was another passage to announce the name of the dish.

Stop.

This passage really made Zhou Tian have a painful experience.

He accidentally bit his tongue while practicing announcing the name of a dish.

Lucky.

There was no bite.

Otherwise, it would not be a painful experience.

It's the experience of blood.

It is said that practice makes perfect.

There is nothing wrong with this idiom.

After practicing for a long time, Zhou Tian and Wang Le had less and less time to report the name of the dish, but the quality became higher and higher.

But that's it.

The fat man was still a little dissatisfied.

In the fat man's heart, this thousand-word passage is to be finished within three minutes.

Of course.

This is mainly because the fat man is holding his breath in his heart.

Didn't you say we wouldn't talk about cross talk?

All right.

We'll use this thousand-word big mouth to tell you to shut up for me.

It is precisely in view of this competitive mentality that the fat man has to perform the traditional cross talk "Announcing the Name of the Dish" on the stage of "The Comedian" regardless of it.

Next.

At about five o'clock in the afternoon, Zhou Tian and Wang Le dragged their tired bodies to the Beijing TV station.

The two of them didn't sleep all night.

I didn't sleep all night and practiced through the mouth.

This also caused all of them to have dark circles under their eyes.

Taking advantage of the makeup artist's time for them to put on makeup, Zhou Tian and Wang Le took a nap in a hurry, although the time was a little short, but they barely deceived the great sleeping god and made themselves no longer so listless.