At night.

Nine.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who drew the No. 3 ball, came to the waiting area under the leadership of the staff when the No. 2 contestant's performance was about to end.

A while.

From here, the two of them will take to the stage for their second journey to The Comedian.

Won.

The money is vast, and tens of millions of endorsement contracts are in hand.

Lost.

The money is also broad, but it will take a few years to get a 10 million endorsement contract.

As soon as I arrived at the waiting area, I heard the host's voice announcing the curtain, "The following is the traditional cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish" brought by the No. 3 contestants Zhou Tian and Wang Le, let us welcome the two of them to perform on stage with warm applause. ”

What?

Traditional cross talk "Report the name of the dish"?

Countless viewers who listened to the host's voice were stunned.

You must know that they all thought that on the stage of "Comedian" this time, Zhou Tian and Wang Le would continue their previous sketch journey, and some even gave the so-called odds.

Outcome.

And they all got it wrong.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le want to perform traditional cross talk on the stage of "The Comedian".

It's also a traditional cross talk with great skill such as reporting the name of the dish.

Those of you here.

One counts as one.

all know that Zhou Tian and Wang Le are non-professional cross talk actors.

A cross talk actor from such a background wants to challenge the extremely difficult traditional cross talk "Report the Name of the Dish", isn't this asking for his own death?

I can't help it.

The hearts of the audience couldn't help but rise.

In their nervous and puzzled eyes, Zhou Tian and Wang Le slowly appeared on the stage in traditional cross talk robes.

The two bowed to the audience under the stage, and then began their performance.

Zhou Tian smiled and began to say, "Dear audience friends, hello everyone. ”

Fat man, "Hello everyone. ”

Zhou Tian, "I am a famous cross talk actor, Zhou Tian. ”

The fat man deliberately sighed, "A cross talk actor is a cross talk actor, why do you want to add a famous name in front?"

Zhou Tian, "It's a modifier that makes you look powerful and gives people a sense of being tall." ”

The fat man shook his head, "People who know you will always know you, people who don't know you will never know you, why bother with this effort."

"This is the cruelty of the workplace. ”

"I deeply agree with this, the workplace is really cruel now, if you don't have some means, you can't get along. The fat man nodded, looking deeply appreciative.

Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man in front of him with his hand, "This is the famous cross talk actor Wang Le, and many viewers know him." ”

The fat man said modestly: "You are polite, I am just an ordinary cross talk actor." ”

Zhou Tian, "You are really humble, I often see you on this radio and on TV." ”

Fatty, "As an actor, it's normal to be on TV and radio. ”

On Sunday, "In addition to hearing you on the radio and seeing you on the TV, we often see you in that magazine. ”

"Sometimes they use my avatar as a cover. The fat man said with a grin.

After he said this, Zhou Tian followed up and said: "I bought a magazine with your face on it yesterday, and this Playboy magazine cost me a lot of money. ”

Playboy is a well-known magazine.

Its cover, as always, is full of beautiful women, thinly dressed beauties.

Other words.

Men can't get into this magazine.

Therefore, many viewers, after listening to the burden thrown by Zhou Tian, all laughed.

There were concerns before.

Traditional cross talk jokes are not enough.

Unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, the first burden of this cross talk was unexpectedly thrown out.

Every audience at the scene of the explosion laughed.

Amid the laughter of the audience, Zhou Tian continued to talk about Playboy magazine, "Originally, I didn't want to buy it, but when I saw your avatar on it, I bought it." ”

The fat man hurriedly interrupted Zhou Tian's words, "Let's stop talking about playboy anymore." ”

"Okay, let's not talk about Playboy magazine. After Zhou Tian threw out the first joke baggage, he threw another joke baggage out, "Let's talk about when you went to Thailand?"

In the hearts of the Chinese people.

In addition to Muay Thai, Thailand is also rich in yao.

With the rise of the Internet, people ------ become synonymous with Thailand, many Chinese people will think of ----- demons when they mention Thailand, and when they think of ---- demons, they will think of Thailand, whether this person ----- demons or not are Thai, they will think that they are from Thailand, which also makes some people habitually say that the other party went to Thailand when they ridicule their friends.

So a lot of viewers.

Just finished laughing.

was amused by Zhou Tian's ridiculous words again.

Thailand.

When did you go to Thailand?

Sunday, you're really good at teasing people.

The fat man glanced at Zhou Tian and retorted, "When did I go to Thailand?"

Sunday, "Just the other day." ”

The fat man had a confused look, "No?"

"I looked at your WeChat circle of friends, and there are photos of your travel in Thailand. Zhou Tian threw out the third baggage.

This burden is one of the most obvious topics in the real world.

Mobile control!

What is mobile control?

It refers to those people who can't do without their mobile phones whether they walk, rest, or eat and dinner, so some people call them low-headed people. People who bow their heads all the time because they look at their mobile phones, so naturally people have countless accidents due to looking down at their mobile phones.

Many people are concerned about this situation.

Deliberately illustrated with a set of pictures.

A hundred years ago.

Chinese people lie on their beds and smoke ------ opium.

A hundred years later.

Chinese people are still lying in bed, but instead of smoking crow ------, they are playing with their mobile phones.

Countless people reflected.

After throwing out the third burden of this cross talk on Sunday, countless people reflected.

They are reflecting.

The fat man on the stage smiled embarrassedly, "Those WeChat pictures of mine are all downloaded from the Internet, not real." ”

"Is the co-authorship fake?" Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man and said, "It's all fake pictures? ”

Fat man, "It's not fake, some of the pictures are real." ”

Zhou Tian raised his voice, "Some of them are true? For example, if you go to Thailand, it is true." ”

"Poof. ”

Many viewers who were still reflecting all laughed at once.

Your sister.

It's all this time, and you still hold on to the topic of going to Thailand with a fat man!

"Why are you like this?" the fat man suddenly raised his voice and yelled at Zhou Tian.

He's like this.

It's no different from rushing.

"Are you in a hurry?" Zhou Tian deliberately asked the fat man in a very strange tone.

"What do you say?" the fat man also asked rhetorically as Zhou Tian asked him rhetorically, and then gave the answer that those pictures were true, "Are those pictures of eating inside real?"