"Village chief, you misunderstood, didn't we win 5 million in the prize? Then he was going to find a female secretary, and said that he would let the female secretary sleep in the same bed with him. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Li Xiulan continued to complain: "It is said that a man becomes bad when he is rich, but he is too fast to become bad." ”

"Sister-in-law, it's a good thing to win five million, what are you two arguing about. The fat man persuaded.

Suddenly, as if he had heard something terrible, he asked, "How many hits?"

"Five million. Li Xiulan looked at the fat man and replied with an innocent face.

Her cute and bewildered expression suddenly captured many people.

"God, this cute expression really melts my heart. ”

"Your uncle, from now on, I will be a die-hard fan of Goddess Li. ”

"Li Xiulan, I love you. ”

"Li Xiulan, I want to make a child with you. ”

"Love you, forever Li Xiulan. ”

In the heated discussion of the audience, Li Xiulan repeated what she just said, "It's not much, but I won five million." ”

In a word, many people knelt down again!

Sister!

Although bragging is not taxed, it is not so bragging!

Five million is not too much?

In the entire Aqua Blue Star Huaxia Kingdom, how many people can earn five million in a lifetime?

Besides, the village chief played by the fat man, after hearing Li Xiulan say the number five million, the whole person suddenly let out a high-pitched twitching sound, and then the whole person began to sway non-stop, as if he was about to faint at any time.

Li Xiulan hurriedly found a chair and let the fat man sit on the chair, and then kept pinching the fat man's middle with her hand.

After about thirty seconds, the fat man let out a sigh of relief, and said to Ding Li and Li Xiulan: "Big brother and sister-in-law, it should be a good thing to win five million, why are you still arguing." ”

Ding Li, who was sitting on the table with a wine glass in his hand, replied, "It's not that the money is making a fuss." ”

Squirted!

Squirt again!

Seeing the audience here, many people sprayed again!

Sure enough, it's a super pretending criminal, and this B gives a full score!

"Then I will borrow flowers to offer Buddha and give a glass of wine to my eldest brother and sister-in-law. The fat man picked up the wine glass in front of him and said to Ding Li and Li Xiulan.

After that, the two sides pushed the cups and changed the lamps, throwing off a lot of baggage, which naturally caused those who watched to laugh.

At this time, the sketch is nearing the end.

Ding Li said to the fat man with drunken eyes: "In the future, the village chief is not good, but the brother is good, if there is anything you need to help, just ask, if you are less than 20,000 yuan, you will go directly to your sister-in-law." ”

The fat man smiled, "Big brother, there is really one thing, my son, that is, your nephew, was admitted to the university, and I am worried about the tuition fee, or you can borrow some from me, not much, 10,000 yuan is enough." ”

"Brother, I told you, if you are less than 20,000, you will go directly to your sister-in-law. Ding Li patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand.

"Okay, okay, then I'll tell my sister-in-law. The fat man answered, came to Li Xiulan, and repeated what he had just said to Ding Li about borrowing money.

Confused!

Silly!

Stay!

At this time, Li Xiulan understood what was going on.

To put it bluntly, it's empty joy.

What five million?

It's all a dream.

Ding Li didn't go to the prize at all, and he didn't even go out of the door, even if he didn't go out, he still gave others 10,000 yuan in a daze.

At this time, the audience and friends who were waiting in front of the TV and computer knew why the sketch had to be called "Rich", which turned out to be the meaning.

A god-like twist.

It was a big surprise to many people.

Is there still such a burden?

"I see, that's where I really get it. ”

"No wonder it's called rich, it's so funny. ”

"This skit is probably a satire on those who daydream, right?"

"It must be, I laughed to death, not only did I not win the award, but I also lent others 10,000 yuan in a daze. ”

"Do you say there are such people in reality?"

Li Xiulan on the screen, she didn't care much, she came straight to Ding Li, and just as she was about to speak, she saw Ding Li say to her: "Daughter-in-law, why are you doing? Don't you give 10,000 yuan to the eldest brother?"

Li Xiulan grabbed Ding Li's ear with her hand and shouted: "Dead old man, are you drunk, where did you get the 10,000 yuan? ”

Ding Licai didn't care about all this, and kept muttering: "Take the money, get the money for the eldest brother." ”

Li Xiulan saw that Ding Li was stunned, shook her head helplessly, and then came to the fat man, and said with a smile: "Big brother, I'll tell you the truth, right......? ”

She told what had just happened, and hoped that the fat man would believe it, but on the contrary, the fat man didn't believe it.

Later, Li Xiulan had no choice, so she admitted that she had won the lottery, and with a bitter gourd face, she promised to go to the bank to withdraw 10,000 yuan in a while and send it home to the fat man, which made the fat man leave home full of joy.

After the fat man left, Li Xiulan rolled her eyes angrily, walked up to Ding Li in three steps and two steps, and said loudly: "I can't live this day, I can pull 10,000 yuan of famine if I drink too much wine." ”

Ding Li was still drinking with a wine glass.

Li Xiulan snatched the wine glass from his hand and said angrily: "Don't drink, hurry up and borrow money from me." ”

The sketch is officially over.

But the trailer continues.

At this time, many people appeared on the camera again.

These people were men and women, old and young, tall and short, fat and thin, and they all walked towards a few offices hanging on the "Sketch Life" sign.

A voiceover sounded, "As long as you come, you can be on the stage of "Sketch Life", as long as you come, you can become the next Ding Li, the next Wang Le." ”

On the official website of Jinmen TV, on the Weibo of Ding Li, Fatty, and Li Xiulan, all of them have fried the pot, and many viewers who have watched the promotional video of the "Sketch Life" program have left messages on it.

"Awesome. ”

"It's so good-looking, I feel like Jinmen TV is about to take off. ”

"Speaking of which, Jinmen TV is still bold. ”

"I'm convinced, I'm too convinced. ”

"I didn't think it before, but now I think Li Xiulan is so beautiful, especially the cute expression in this sketch. ”

"If Goddess Li replies to me, I will eat Xiang live. A fan said, it's just that he was a little unlucky, and as soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiulan gave him a touch and left a passing expression.

"Poof, sit back and wait for Xiang. ”

"Top. ”

"This kind of good people and good deeds, how can I be missing, top. ”

At the same time, in a small conference room of Beijing TV Station, the face of the new director Liu Xun has never smiled from beginning to end.

Pressure!

Yes, it's a stress!

The promotional video of the new program of Jinmen TV actually gave Liu Xun a great pressure!