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"It depends on the time when the promotional video is broadcast. ”

"Yes. ”

In the midst of everyone's discussions, the promotional video of Jinmen TV's new program "Sketch Life" is finally about to meet those long-awaited audiences.

The promo video has begun!

The beautiful opening scene shocked the audience, almost subconsciously, they applauded, followed by a round of applause.

Suddenly, they realized that this was not watching the scene of the sketch, but in front of the TV or computer at home.

With a round of vigorous morning sun, an eight- or nine-year-old chubby male student wearing a red scarf and carrying a small schoolbag stood at the school gate and said, "I'm going to participate in "Sketch Life". ”

is also at the school gate, but not a primary school student, but replaced by an old lady in her early sixties who sells breakfast, and when she was doing breakfast, she also said, "I'm going to participate in "Sketch Life". ”

Then there are the white-collar workers of the company.

Then there are the peasants working in the fields.

They all faced the camera and said, "I'm going to participate in "Sketch Life". ”

In the end, these people all appeared at the door of Jinmen TV station.

At this time, the picture flashed, and the two of Ding Li and the fat man, one left and one right, appeared on the screen.

"I'm Ding Li. ”

"I'm Wang Le. ”

"Sketch life, a stage to show your talent. ”

"Sketch life, a stage that makes dreams come true. ”

After that, the two said in unison: "We are waiting for you on the stage of sketch life." ”

The picture flashed again, and what appeared in front of the audience was a room decorated place, with a bed and a table.

Ding Li was dressed in casual clothes, holding a fruit bowl in his hand, and said loudly as he walked: "Others get rich by hard work, but I only rely on two words to get rich, and that is dreaming! What? Don't you believe it? Then let me tell you, this bed, this table, and the electrical appliances at home all rely on me to dream, and I dreamed that the prize ticket was caught." Today is the last day of the jackpot, so I hurried to sleep and try to dream of the prize. ”

Seeing this, many viewers laughed.

Xindao: Only Ding Li can come up with such funny words.

On the screen, Ding Li shouted loudly, "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, hurry up and bring me sleeping pills." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xiulan, who was wearing a home dress, walked up with a water cup, and muttered as she walked: "I said old man, you wake up and sleep every day, you wake up, this is to hibernate Chad." ”

"Today is the last day of the jackpot, I slept tightly. Ding Li took the water glass, made a gesture to take medicine, and then lay on the bed.

I guess I couldn't sleep, so I suddenly shouted to Li Xiulan, "Take a picture of me." ”

Seeing this, many viewers in front of the TV or computer suddenly laughed "poof", Aqua Blue Star is the same as the earth, and some people like to let people pat their bodies when they sleep, but such things usually happen when grandma coaxes her grandson to sleep.

In the laughter of the audience, Li Xiulan reached out and patted Ding Li's body, and hummed in her mouth: "Good my eldest grandson." ”

"Are you coaxing your grandson?" Ding Li shouted unhappily, "Change one." ”

"The production team held a meeting and asked everyone to come to ....... Li Xiulan changed a song.

Accompanied by her singing, Ding Li began to make a slight snoring sound, and then began to make all kinds of strange sounds such as laughter or dream talk, "hehehehe....... ”

"Hahaha....... ”

"Buy it for two bucks. ”

"First prize. ”

Li Xiulan shook Ding Li with her hand and said softly, "Old man, old man?"

Ding Li, who was sleepy-eyed, sat up straight, looked at Li Xiulan and asked, "Where is the money?"

"What money?" Li Xiulan wondered.

"How much money did you win the jackpot?" After Ding Li finished speaking, he shook his head vigorously, rubbed his eyes again, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that I am at home." ”

"Old man, what's wrong with you?" asked Li Xiulan.

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, as soon as I fell asleep just now, I dreamed that I had come to the prize winning scene. Ding Li kept gesturing with both hands: "I took out two yuan to buy a bet, guess how much money I won in the end?"

"How much?"

"First prize, a full five million. Ding Li stretched out five fingers and shook them in front of Li Xiulan, "Five million." ”

After Li Xiulan heard this, she directly took Ding Li's shoes and urged: "Then hurry up? ”

"Don't worry, the bonus can't run, it's destined to be ours. Ding Li said confidently: "Let's celebrate first, two dishes, and drink two cups." ”

"Poof. The audience in front of the TV or computer knelt down for Ding Li again.

Nima!

Don't be so funny!

I haven't bought the prize ticket yet, so it's time to celebrate!

"Actually, I really don't know how to describe Ding Li, can you think of such a god-like word?"

"Nima, celebrate first, it's awesome. ”

"I just want to know what the end of the day is. ”

"Estimated to plummet our eyes. ”

"That's it, keep watching. ”

As those viewers thought, the two people who celebrated began to look forward to how the money should be spent, and Li Xiulan proposed to remove the kang in the house and make a Simmons soft bed like the people in the city. As a result, Ding Li not only agreed, but also said that he now has five million, and he is a big boss-level figure, and he should have a secretary in and out.

The two sides quarreled over the secretary.

At this moment, the village chief played by the fat man walked up slowly, and said loudly as he walked: "What are you doing? It's been noisy early in the morning, and the whole village has heard it." ”

Li Xiulan complained to the fat man: "The village chief is here, in fact, this is the case, he." As soon as he said the words, Li Xiulan pointed at Ding Li with her finger, "He asked me to sleep alone." ”

"Let's sleep alone, let's sleep alone, at such an age, what are you going to make do with?" The fat man's words made the entire audience in front of the TV and computer burst into laughter!

God-like baggage!

threw it out so suddenly, which directly made the audience laugh and explode!

"Hahaha...... , at such an age, what are you going to make do with!"

"Suffice it to say it was too sudden. ”

"Nima, Lao Tzu took a bite of soy milk and sprayed it directly, and Nima wanted to compensate for other people's clothes. ”

"It's too bullish, I can't admire it. ”

"Yes, this is Ding Li, the big coffee in sketches, and the founder of the sketch line. ”

"Master Kaishan, it's too much to lift Ding Li, wow?"

"What did he think? ”

"Tick me off!"