Chapter 665

There are more and more voices discussing this new divine comedy on the Internet, and the facts have also proved Lin Chen's worries, and now the popularity of the online discussion has completely surpassed the song "Cherish", not to mention "Those Years".

"Dacai, I dare to bet on my **, this song must be adapted by Mr. Lin. ”

"That's right, after listening to the two songs, I said that I couldn't tell the difference between "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling National Style". ”

"I'm completely mixed up now, Mr. Lin is so talented. ”

"Is this the rhythm that wants to condense the two Divine Comedies together?"

"Awesome, it's really awesome, I hope there will be a high-definition version later. ”

……

"The Most Dazzling Little Apple" is being discussed on the Internet, and this popularity even dominates the hot search lists of Teng Q and Sina Weibo.

Yanjing TV!

The deputy director said with a sigh: "This time the satellite TV ratings war is not our share, I knew that I should really invite Mr. Lin." ”

The director of the Yanjing Spring Festival Gala also said helplessly: "Leadership, it's my lack of ability." ”

The deputy director shook his head slightly: "I don't care about your ability, originally the 'Donghai Satellite TV' Spring Festival Gala was just good, but now Lin Chen's two songs have really boosted their ratings." ”

Another leader also smiled: "That's it, let's compete for the ratings, let's watch the show leisurely." ”

The deputy director smiled: "That's right, especially the finale cross talk of Donghai Satellite TV has not come out yet." ”

……

Mango Terrace.

The deputy director anxiously asked, "How is it?"

The director of the Spring Festival Gala said with a wry smile: "Although we rank first in the ratings, Donghai Satellite TV is chasing a little fiercely." ”

Another person laughed and said: "They definitely can't surpass us, don't forget, just now their ratings were so strong because of the divine comedy "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", what else do they have now?"

"Isn't there still Lao Jiao's finale cross talk? I heard that he is working with Zhao Huan. ”

"Hehe, don't worry, this rating will definitely not be high, does Zhao Huan understand cross talk? These two people are just nonsense. ”

"That's right, work harder, let An Youxu and Xiao La's cooperation show go first. Strive to bring up the ratings. ”

……

As for Liaoning and Zhejiang stations, they also have their own strange tricks, wanting to raise their ratings as soon as possible.

……

Just as everyone was discussing which satellite TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, Mango Channel's post bar and official Weibo blog also suddenly exploded.

Because Ahn Youxu and Xiao La actually sang together.

The current popularity of these two people in China is also very high, especially the sister paper who likes small fresh meat and the hanging silk that likes the goddess and other Korean entertainment brain-dead fans have begun to swipe the screen.

"You have to support my family, watch Mango TV. ”

"Everybody up together. The goddess is on Mango Satellite TV again, this is really a celebration of the whole world. ”

"Don't say anything, decisively support the goddess to watch Mango TV. ”

"Support An Youxu and watch Mango TV. ”

……

The swiping strength of Korean entertainment fans is very great, and they are watching Mango Satellite TV while crazy propaganda on the Internet.

At this time, the leaders and director team of Mango Satellite TV also laughed when they heard the ratings after An Youxu and Xiao La's performance. At present, it is far away from other satellite TV, even 'Donghai Satellite TV' can't reach it at all.

At this time, after the end of a magic show performance of the East China Sea Spring Festival Gala, it finally ushered in the last expectation of this Spring Festival Gala.

Crosstalk!

The cross talk performed by Lao Jiao and Zhao Huan.

The host said loudly at this time: "Please Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan to bring you the cross talk "Brother Huan Xueyi"!"

As soon as the words fell, there was warm applause at the scene, and at this time, the camera turned, and Jiao Hao appeared in a red dress.

"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself, my surname is Jiao Ming, and I am a non-famous cross talk actor. ”

Jiao proudly stood in the middle of the stage and bowed his hand slightly: "I am here today to greet everyone for the New Year, and I wish you all in the new year" Qingyun Delu Tianfeng Show, blue waves sail and the sea is fragrant"!"

"Good!"

As soon as Jiao Proud's words fell, the scene rang out with applause.

Many viewers who watched the show online have already started to discuss.

"What do you mean? Today's cross talk is a little different. ”

"yes. This is completely different from traditional cross talk. ”

"How do you feel like Lao Jiao, this is like a show host?"

"I feel that way, too, but how about listening to it?"

"Well, from the name, this "Huan Song Learning Art" should be the traditional routine of Zhao Huan to learn cross talk apprenticeship. ”

"It should be. ”

……

Obviously, many people are a little puzzled by how Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan are going to talk about cross talk, and naturally there are many discussions for a while.

Back on stage.

Jiao Hao continued: "Let me tell you a stand-up comedy, I ......"

While he was talking, Zhao Huan suddenly appeared on the stage wearing a green red coat: "Wait, wait." ”

Jiao Hao smiled proudly: "Zhao Huan, why did you come up?"

"Why did I get up?"

Zhao Huan said a little unhappily: "Didn't we say okay, this year's Spring Festival Gala is the two of us talking about cross talk, and the name is "Brother Huan Learns Art". Why are you going to say stand-up comedy yourself. ”

Jiao Hao patted his brain: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot, besides." Why are you wearing such a dress? Who designed it for you? ”

"Just him. ”

Zhao Huan pointed at this time, and the camera turned to the costume designer who had prepared the stage below: "He said that this is better, as the saying goes, red with green." ”

Jiao proudly said: "Greyhound racing ......"

"Hey!"

Zhao Huan was frightened and hurriedly pulled Jiao Hao away: "It's a play!"

"Yes, yes, a play. ”

Jiao Hao also waved his hand helplessly and said.

"That's interesting. ”

"Haha. Red with green, bullshit, I said that Lao Jiao can't talk about cross talk seriously. ”

"That's right, I'm laughing to death, interesting, keep listening. ”

This simple opening remark caused a lot of people at the scene to be shocked, and they were ready to listen to what Lao Jiao and Zhao Huan had to say.

Jiao said proudly: "Zhao Huan, since you want to learn cross talk from me, do you know 'cross talk'?"

Zhao Huan smiled: "I understand this." There are four lessons in cross talk. “

Jiao proudly nodded: "Not bad." ”

Zhao Huan continued: "Pay attention to 'eating, drinking, prostitution, and gambling, I'll first tell the big guy about 'eating'!"

Jiao Hao pulled Zhao Huan back: "You wait for a while, what to eat, drink, prostitute, and gamble, this is not right." Do you understand?"

Zhao Huan said: "No, yes, it's wrong, the four lessons of cross talk should be pits, deception, abduction, and deception." ”

Jiao proudly nodded: "That's right, hey, no." Not at all. ”

Zhao Huan was unhappy: "Why are you so difficult to serve, no wonder you are said to be a vulgar." ”

Jiao proudly said: "What do you mean that I am difficult to serve? The four lessons that cross talk pays attention to are 'speaking, learning, teasing, and singing'. ”

"Ahh

Zhao Huan was a little stunned at this time: "Did I buy the wrong book?"

Jiao proudly asked, "What book did you buy?"

Zhao Huan said: "How do you say that cross talk makes money?"

Jiao Hao sighed and said: "The book is right, now some people are making money by cheating, cheating, abducting, and cheating. ”

……

Listening to Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan talking about cross talk, there was already a discussion on the Internet, and it was crazy.

"I'm going to go, I'm laughing to death, this, this Zhao Huan is interesting. ”

"Lao Jiao began to ridicule those traditional cross talks, cross talk pays attention to the four homework 'pits, deception, abduction, and deception, which is really ironic enough. ”

"I'll just say, Lao Jiao said that how can cross talk be decent. ”

"Don't say it, though. This Zhao Huan only knew how to sing well before, but now he didn't expect to talk about the rhythm of cross talk very well. ”

"Khan, everyone hurry up and go to 'Donghai Satellite TV', I'll go, this cross talk is too interesting. ”

"Upstairs, isn't it?"

"Thank you sister, let's go and see. ”

……

There are many comments on the Internet, but there are also some people who are critical of this cross talk, especially some people who criticize Jiao Hao every day.

"Vulgar, the more Jiao Hao talks about cross talk, the more disgusting he becomes, it's simply a cancer in the cross talk world. ”

"That's right. It really makes me feel like throwing up, what kind of thing is this? The old ancestor left behind all the things to him said were gone. ”

"A large-scale evening cross talk should be educational, but look at what kind of thing Jiao is proudly talking about? All kinds of vulgarity are unbearable. ”

……

Some anti-vulgar scolding voices emerged on the Internet one after another, and at this time, Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan's cross talk gradually improved.

Jiao proudly said: "I'll give you a good talk today." Let's take the fact that you buy this cross talk book, is it not possible to learn cross talk by buying a cross talk book?"

Zhao Huan nodded and said, "That's right!"

Jiao Hao continued: "The bathroom is not necessarily hygienic?"

Zhao Huan said: "Oh!"

Jiao proud: "As for the one who takes a bath here." ”

Zhao Huan asked, "How is it?"

Jiao Hao: Not necessarily for bathing

Zhao Huan said: Oh

Jiao Hao smiled and said: Those who go to the song hall are not necessarily for singing

Zhao Huan nodded: Look

Jiao Hao continued: Long hair does not have to be a girl

Zhao Huan Yileng: Strange

Jiao Pride continues to stop: shave your head, not necessarily all old men

Zhao Huan nodded: "En"

"Khan, this old Jiao is really sharp. ”

"Damn, it's not necessarily a bath that goes to the bath, don't you want to say it so explicitly. ”

"Look. A lot of people continue to scold Lao Jiao's cross talk for being vulgar. ”

Jiao Hao continued: The programs on TV are not necessarily good programs

Zhao Huan: That's right

Jiao Hao: A big name in cross talk, he may not necessarily say cross talk

Zhao Huan: Yes

Jiao Hao: Singers don't necessarily know music, you are a singer, you should know it.

Zhao Huan nodded: This, there are too many people who don't know music, I have seen a lot,

Jiao Hao: A good relationship is not necessarily a couple

Zhao Huan: Yes

Jiao Hao smiled: The relationship between the two is not necessarily good

Zhao Huan agreed: Yes

Jiao proud: If you are married, you don't necessarily have children

Zhao Huan: Oh

Jiao Hao suddenly asked at this time: Zhao Huan, I heard that your sister is not married yet.

Zhao Huan Yileng: How is it?

Jiao Hao said seriously: Four big fat boys

Zhao Huan was startled and waved his hand again and again: It's nothing

Listening to this Jiao Proud, as always, Tu Cao's sarcastic partner, the audience at the scene was also happy, and many viewers laughed.

"This line is classic, better than Lao Jiao's previous ones. ”

"Yes, and to tell the truth, isn't that the case now, the old kings next door are endless. ”

"That's right, all kinds of people who look good are actually juniors. ”

At this time, Jiao Hao smiled proudly: "She is watching the children in the kindergarten." ”

Zhao Huan wiped his sweat: "You scared me." ”

At this time, Jiao Hao nodded proudly and said: "So, a lot of this life may not be able to be quoted to cross talk." ”

Zhao Huan was a little puzzled: "Huh, how do you say this?"

Jiao Hao asked at this time, "Do you know what day it is?"

Zhao Huan said 'hi': "You know, isn't it the Spring Festival Gala of 'Donghai Satellite TV' today?"

"Alas, no, since you're going to learn cross talk, you have to remember today's day. ”

Jiao said proudly and seriously: "Today is the 130th anniversary of the birth of Mr. Ding Nan, the founding patriarch of our cross talk industry. ”

Zhao Huan nodded: "Is Mr. Ding Nan the founding patriarch of our cross talk world?"

Jiao proudly said: "Yes, but today you look at how many symbiotic world memorials? No, believe it or not, now the group of cross talk actors on the Internet are staring at us and criticizing us." ”

Zhao Huan sighed: "No, they don't pay tribute to Mr. Ding but stare at us?"

Jiao Hao said helplessly: "Yes, these guys are so disloyal and unfilial." ”

……

"I'll go, Lao Jiao is ruthless, damn, I really scolded them all. ”

"But Lao Jiao really knows these people, I just went to the Weibo of Zhang Shun and several other actors in the cross talk industry, and sure enough, they are scolding Lao Jiao. ”

"You bastards, you don't even know about the 130th anniversary of Mr. Ding's birth. ”

"Yes, it's just disloyalty. ”

……

Some viewers were watching Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan's cross talk, and at this time, some people didn't care whether they knew Ding Nan, the old gentleman, anyway, they all went to Weibo to besiege them.

A group of many cross talk actors who were gathering at home and besieging Jiao Proud couldn't care about anything else at this time, and hurriedly posted Weibo, the general content of which was to miss Ding Nan's ancestor anyway.

Back to the Spring Festival Gala stage!

Jiao Hao was also counting the time when he was talking, and he couldn't say it all, so he naturally said some of the celebrities and main characters before cross talk: "Zhao Huan, do you have a general understanding of cross talk now?"

Zhao Huan said: "I don't understand, I don't understand, since there are so many seniors and so many leaders in cross talk, why is cross talk getting worse and worse now?"

This question is not only for Zhao Huan to want to know, but also for some audience friends and netizens watching the TV station.

yes, why?

Why is the current cross talk getting worse and worse?

At this moment, Lao Jiao's face showed bitterness and helplessness and said, "I'll tell you." (To be continued.) )

PS: At the request of my little partner, I exploded on the prestige public account at night, and then remembered that a few days ago, a brother paid attention to say that I thought the orangutan was a fat man but I didn't expect it to be so handsome, and the orangutan wanted to say that everyone may be disappointed in tonight's photos, so you pay attention to the prestige of the orangutan public account: starting point Baoxing, go and see if the orangutan is a handsome guy. That's it. Thank you all for your support.