Chapter 447 Crosstalk (1)
"You said you found groundbreaking evidence?" Liu Xiang asked rhetorically, "Why don't I believe that so much?"
"Yes. Ding Li said very loudly, and then Lao Wang sold melons and boasted: "This is the crystallization of my years of painstaking research." ”
"What evidence? After Liu Xiang finished speaking, he pointed to the audience under the stage and said, "At this time, I think it's not just me, they are also eager to know." ”
"Everyone wants to know?" Ding Li asked the audience under the stage, and without waiting for everyone to answer, he asked himself: "Since this is the case, I will tell you the evidence." ”
"Don't sell it, say. Liu Xiang urged.
"Groundbreaking. Ding Li said an idiom.
"You say. ”
"I said it, groundbreaking. ”
Liu Xiang pulled Ding Li with his hand, "Wait a minute, the evidence you said is groundbreaking?"
"Hmm. ”
"Can this be evidence?" Liu Xiang, "If so, can I still say that I have found evidence of the existence of aliens?"
"Are you studying aliens?" Ding Li said, amusing the audience again.
"I'm a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?" Liu Xiang scolded with a smile, "I mean that opening the world is an idiom, how can it be evidence of proof?"
"Why can't you prove it?" Ding Li, "Isn't the movie a groundbreaking story?"
"That's a movie, not evidence. ”
"For others, it's a movie, but for me, it's evidence. Ding Li said with an oath.
"The evidence of co-authoring you is the movie. ”
"You've finally been smarter. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang and said with a smile.
"The movie was retouched by the filmmaker, filmed with a big brain, and was specially used to entertain everyone, so there should be no evidence. Liu Xiang waved his hand, "Besides, there is no case of using movies as evidence." ”
"Why not?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang, "I found that you are a stubborn thief, you have no knowledge, and you are still ......."
"Hahaha......" The audience under the stage laughed again.
On the stage, Ding Li continued: "Don't talk about the far, let's talk about the near, there was a movie in the past, called "The Easy King", how many people objected at that time, saying that there was no such person, what happened later? Historians found evidence of the existence of the Easy King. ”
"It's a coincidence. ”
There are also "Ancient and Modern War Warriors" and "Myths", they told about the Qin Dynasty, and no one believed it at first, but later it turned out that the Qin Dynasty really existed, and the Terracotta Warriors also existed. Ding Litian shamelessly talked about the two movies he shot, and the audience subconsciously applauded.
"It's a coincidence. Liu Xiang gave a reason.
"What's the coincidence?"
"That's shit luck. ”
"It's better to be in a hurry. In the applause of the audience, Ding Li said, "So to sum up, the opening of the world is real." ”
"Then according to what you say, the Three Kingdoms must also exist?"
"You don't study aliens, you study the Three Kingdoms instead?"
"I haven't studied the Three Kingdoms, I came to the conclusion based on your theology from a recent TV series about the Three Kingdoms. The TV series that Liu Xiang said is a very popular topic recently.
The well-known director of Huaxia State Moumou recently announced on his Weibo that he was ready to shoot a TV series that reflected the Three Kingdoms before the Jin Dynasty, and Aite Ding Li, hoping that Ding Li could serve as the editor of the TV series.
Because Ding Li was involved, as soon as the Weibo was released, it was instantly Huo Ran, so Liu Xiang used this to ridicule Ding Li.
No way.
At this point, the cross talk can no longer continue according to the original script.
In other words, Ding Li was talking nonsense, and Liu Xiang was also following Ding Li's words.
In short, everything is played by the two of them.
Fortunately, both of them are stupid and bold, if they were someone else, they would definitely be confused when they encountered the matter of forgetting words.
on stage.
The cross talk continues.
Ding Li said eloquently: "Throughout history, in fact, you can't escape these words. ”
"What word?"
"Divide and combine, co-author, divide and combine, merge and divide. ”
"Sounds reasonable. Liu Xiang nodded yes.
"Of course, there are some people who don't have the breadth of knowledge as I do, so I still need to explain. ”
"I've seen thick skin, but I've never seen anything so thick. Liu Xiang pointed to Ding Li next to him and teased at the right time.
The audience under the stage.
Laughed.
Then there was applause.
"Throughout history, almost every great unified dynasty is built on the troubled times, the so-called troubled times, we can know through TV series, movies, that is, a society where a person eats people, rather than a peaceful dog, not for the troubled times, describing the cruelty of the troubled times. The Jin Dynasty is a great unified dynasty, we all know this, so the Jin Dynasty should have been a troubled era before, just like the famous director Ding Li said, the Jin Dynasty was the Three Kingdoms before it. ”
The audience burst into laughter.
Your uncle's.
Ding Li bragged about himself again.
"What kind of era is the Three Kingdoms? It is an era of turmoil and suffering, but it is also an era of heroes. Ding Li said: "Because there is a good saying, heroes will be produced in troubled times, so during the war-torn Three Kingdoms period, there will definitely be countless heroes." ”
Hey?
These words are very tasteful!
A lot of stupid and giggling viewers began to carefully reminisce about Ding Li's words.
Ten minutes.
Ding Li and Liu Xiang chatted nonsense for ten minutes on the topic of the Three Kingdoms.
The audience who only listened was enthusiastic and applauded vigorously.
One minute.
Ten minutes.
One hour.
Two hours.
In the blink of an eye, it was time to say goodbye to the audience.
According to the previous practice of the New Year's party, the hosts should gather on the stage and end the New Year's party by chatting.
Of course, this time is no exception.
When the beautiful host Shu Rui asked what Ding Li was going to do after the party, Ding Li unexpectedly did not say according to the previously agreed lines, but bluntly said that he was going to the cinema to watch a movie, and then naturally said the name of the movie "Titanic".
"Titanic" has been released abroad for a month, during which it has created too many records, in addition to the global box office reaching an astonishing 10 billion Chinese coins, it has also made Ding Li, Fatty, Lise John Wilson, Yeye, Zhang Xiaorui and others popular.
0:30 a.m.
In a huge screening hall of the Yuda Cinema in Beijing, Ding Li, who drove directly to here from the New Year's Gala, sat in the front row with a group of celebrity friends.