Like the sketch, the actors who performed cross talk didn't know why they were hospitalized five minutes before the show was about to perform, and then Liu Xiang found Ding Li and begged Ding Li to save the scene.

For Liu Xiang's request, Ding Li reluctantly agreed.

Unlike the sketch, the cross talk only left him five minutes.

Five minutes.

In fact, strictly speaking, it is less than five minutes, which should be four minutes and twenty-nine seconds. In four minutes and twenty-nine seconds, he wrote down an unfamiliar cross talk line, which really embarrassed Ding Li.

Rote.

Ding Li spent three minutes memorizing them, some of which he really couldn't remember, so he wrote small notes, and then put them in his pocket, and some of them were written on his hands.

Cheat.

Ding Li decided to cheat as he had when he was a student.

cheated on the New Year's party, and I was drunk when I thought about it.

As the host's voice fell, Ding Li and Liu Xiang walked onto the stage one after another, standing in front of the microphone in the venue, Ding Li said with a smile, "I'm sorry, I'm Ding Li back." ”

The applause of the audience followed.

Liu Xiang waved his hand, and the audience stopped their applause with great face, "Why did you call me back again?"

"Because I've just been here, I'm back. ”

"It was a performance sketch just now, but this time it's cross talk, it's different. Liu Xiang corrected.

"Yes, yes, this time it's cross talk. Ding Li said with a smile: "Actually, cross talk is not my job. ”

"And what is your job?"

"What do you think I look like?" Ding Li pointed to the long-distance running on his body, looking like I was engaged in learning.

As a result, Liu Xiang looked Ding Li up and down, and then gave an answer to kill the pig, his words made the audience burst into laughter.

What a god-like twist!!

"How could it be a pig killer?" Ding Li muttered, then straightened up the robe on his body, and said in an unusually solemn tone, "The clothes I wear, as well as the glasses on my face, show that I am a cultured person. ”

"Literate people?"

"I'm an expert on your history. ”

"You history. Liu Xiang shouted exaggeratedly, and then added, "Gao, isn't it engaged, are there experts who are highly engaged? Besides, it is not called history, it should be called history." ”

The audience laughed again.

"History?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and said.

"It's history. Liu Xiang repeated what he had just said.

As a result, he was disgusted by Ding Li.

I saw Ding Li pointing at Liu Xiang and said in a disgusted tone: "History is history, right? Why do you speak so loudly? I am afraid that others will not know that you know history." ”

"I'm speechless. Liu Xiang waved his hand to the audience under the stage and said.

After he said this, it was time for Ding Li to say it, but just when Ding Li was about to say it, something bad happened.

Forget the words.

Ding Li forgot the words.

However, he reacted quickly enough, knowing that some lines were written on the palm of his hand, so he subconsciously made a gesture of raising his hand to block his eyes.

He wanted to take this opportunity to look at the lines written on the palm of his hand.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you will be shocked when you see it.

Your uncle's.

I don't know what's going on, but anyway, it's written on the palm of my hand, and the lines that are going to be used to cheat have become a piece.

Other words.

What Ding Li saw was not lines, but a black mess.

Liu Xiang next to him also saw this scene, so when Ding Li was worried in his heart, he was also worried on the side.

Oh, my God.

How could you forget words on such an important occasion?

What should I do?

This is the New Year's party that the entire Chinese people are concerned about.

If it's a recording or broadcasting, it's easy to say anything, the key is to broadcast it live, and you can't fake it.

Liu Xiang was really anxious for Ding Li, but he couldn't help Ding Li.

His anxious appearance was seen by Ding Li, but now on this occasion, it is not okay not to say it, after all, after more than thirty seconds, he has not said the lines he should say, and some people have seen the flaws.

In the end, there was really no way, Ding Li was ruthless, and simply opened his throat and became poor.

He patted Liu Xiang's shoulder with his hand, "Little friend, it's right that you are speechless. ”

Liu Xiang glared at Ding Li, knowing that he was talking nonsense, but he also followed Ding Li's voice, "I'm twenty-seven years old this year, and I'm still a child......? ”

"Because I've found that a lot of historical puzzles leave us speechless. Ding Li waved his hand, completely let go of his mood, and spoke, "Just like the topic I studied before." ”

"What is the topic of your research?" Liu Xiang said.

"History before the Jin Dynasty. Ding Li moved his fingers and said them one by one, "For example, I have studied the history of the Three Kingdoms, the Two Han Dynasty, the Qin, and even the pre-Qin Dynasty. ”

"The Three Kingdoms, the Two Han Dynasty, and the Qin Dynasty still have a little scientific basis, before the Qin?" Liu Xun pouted and said.

He had a look of disbelief on his face.

"Why didn't there be a scientific basis before Qin?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and said, "Originally, there was no scientific basis before, but I found it for him now." ”

"You've got it. ”

"Hmm. Ding Li hummed and continued: "Don't talk about the far, just say the near, the great gods in the past opened the world ......." ”

"Good fellow, this is groundbreaking. Liu Xiang exaggeratedly shouted: "This is a mythical story, it can't be true." If they are all like you, they are misleading people's children. ”

"Why did you mislead people's children?" Ding Li retorted while pointing his finger at Liu Xiang, "I hate you ignorant people the most. ”

The audience went crazy again.

Boy.

It's a lot of jokes.

Not to mention them, even Liu Xiang, who was standing on the stage and talking cross talk with Ding Li, was a little stunned at this moment.

He knew that Ding Li was talking nonsense casually, but this nonsense was too powerful!

Look at the audience under the stage, in less than three minutes, they laughed five or six times.

Isn't cross talk just making people laugh?

While it makes people laugh, it also makes people reflect.

Although there is no topic for reflection at present, Liu Xiang believes that Ding Li will definitely say a topic of reflection like the sketch "I Am a Professor".

Sure enough.

Ding Li slowly threw out the first topic worth pondering.

"The main reason why the earth is considered a myth is that we have not found any evidence to prove it. Ding Li shook his fingers and said, "So we think it's fiction, but I found groundbreaking evidence." ”