Liu Xiang said the word eunuch, and the audience applauded. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In their hearts, Ding Li should have understood.

And they knelt down again.

I saw Ding Li on the stage, looked at the audience under the stage, looked at Liu Xiang again, and continued to ask puzzled, "What is a eunuch?"

"Poof!"

Squirted.

Not only did the audience spray, but even the staff watching the live broadcast backstage also sprayed.

Do you want to be so funny?

"Teacher Ding, you don't even know what a eunuch is? I really doubt how you got into college. Liu Xiang complained and explained: "The eunuch is the inner servant who specializes in serving the daily life of the mothers and concubines. ”

"The emperor's heart is big enough. After listening to Ding Li, who was explained by Liu Xiang, the bull's head was not right for the horse's mouth.

"Teacher Ding, what do you mean by that?"

"You don't understand it either. Ding Li showed a smug look on his face, and waved towards Liu Xiangxian: "The emperor has seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, can he be busy alone? After a long time, it is estimated that he will need more things on his head." ”

"Hahaha....... The audience burst into laughter.

Yes, it's just crazy to laugh, and some of them are laughing.

Nima.

There are still such lines?

You want something more on your head, don't you just say it's a green hat?

"Teacher Ding, it's a shame, it's a shame. Liu Xiang hurriedly stopped Ding Li, who was showing off.

"Teacher Liu, who is embarrassed by the two of us? This is all common sense, if a lonely man and a widow stay together, don't have an accident, it's still a big ....... ”

"Teacher Ding, men need to go through a certain procedure to enter the palace, and they will have less things. Liu Xiang explained: "It's not the kind you imagine, you can get in." ”

"Something less, something less?" Ding Li said loudly.

"I'm too embarrassed to say. Liu Xiang had a tangled look on his face.

"Is there anything to be embarrassed to say, don't you be ashamed to ask?" Ding Li spread his hands, "Hurry up." ”

"They have less men's stuff. ”

"I know, it's the beard. Ding Li said confidently.

"How can it be a beard?"

"Don't the eunuchs in the TV series have no beards?"

"I really don't know what to say about you. Liu Xiang said a word to Ding Li, and then approached Ding Li and whispered a few words.

What exactly is being said.

None of the people present knew it.

They only knew that after listening to Liu Xiang's whisper, Ding Li violently protected his vital point with his hand.

The funny and ridiculous appearance immediately made the audience laugh again after laughing.

"Hahaha....... ”

Liu Xiang, who was on the stage, knocked Ding Li on the shoulder with his hand and quipped: "Teacher Ding, do you still want to be a eunuch?"

"Not right, not right. Ding Li shook his head vigorously, "I think the general is very good." ”

"By the way, what are you talking about in this play?" Liu Xiang said: "You won't be asked to play a general for no reason, right?"

"The war between ancient and modern times is about a love movie. Ding Li pointed to his face and sneered for a while before he twisted and said, "It's about my love story with a beautiful woman." ”

"Just like you, you still play a love story with a beautiful woman. Liu Xiang pointed to Ding Li's face and said, "Don't frighten other girls when the time comes." ”

"What's wrong with my face?"

"I'll see. Liu Xiang grabbed Ding Li's chin and faced him to the audience, "You let everyone here look at how ugly your buttocks should be, how can other girls take a fancy to you." ”

The audience knelt down again.

This Nima god-like line is really one after another.

I didn't expect to lose my burden like this!

"You don't know that, do you? Here's the thing, there was an assassin who assassinated the Emperor, and I saved the Emperor, and then the Emperor gave me a palace maid out of gratitude. ”

"With your skills, you dare to save the emperor. Liu Xiang looked disbelieving.

"If you don't believe me, I'll give you a show. ”

"So much for the best. Liu Xiang said: "Let's welcome Mr. Ding to play a rescue." ”

The applause of the audience followed.

"No, I can't act. Ding Li said.

"Why can't you act?" Liu Xiang asked puzzledly, and then pointed to the audience, "The audience has already applauded you, and you said you can't act, unless you return the applause to others." ”

"Not yet. Ding Li waved his hand, "This applause really can't be returned." ”

"Let's act. ”

"It may be troublesome for Mr. Liu to help me set up a play. Ding Li said to Liu Xiang.

"Help you play?" Liu Xiang asked, "I play an assassin?"

"It's not. Ding Li said: "You play the emperor." ”

"I play the emperor. When Liu Xiang heard that he was playing the emperor, he immediately agreed, "That's okay." ”

"Teacher Liu, you are the emperor now. ”

"I am the emperor, and I am the emperor now. After Liu Xiang finished speaking, he looked at himself and said to Ding Li: "I'll play a standing emperor, this emperor is too miserable, right?"

"Teacher Liu, you wait, I'll move a stool for you. After Ding Li finished speaking, he ran towards the backstage, and when he was just thirty seconds later, he returned to the stage, holding a small plastic stool in his hand.

Seeing this scene, many viewers laughed again.

Because the plastic stool Ding Li is holding in his hand is too small!

In other words, it is a stool that only a child of three or four years old can sit on.

Liu Xiang, an adult, sat down and made a proper joke.

Sure enough, Liu Xiang saw Ding Li's stool and immediately stopped, "Teacher Ding, this is the stool you are looking for?"

"The show of cross talk competition is too poor, looking for it, there is only this one stool, and Mr. Liu insists on it. Ding Li made a little joke with the program team.

Background.

The leaders of the cross talk competition program group all glanced at each other with a wry smile.

This Ding Li is too bold to dare to make fun of their program team!

Of course, they also thought in their hearts, if they really angered Ding Li, they wouldn't dare, after all, since Ding Li and Liu Xiang joined their program group, the ratings have skyrocketed by 0.02.

"This one is absolutely not good, it is too small. Liu Xiang shirked vigorously.

"You try first. Ding Li pointed to the plastic stool on the ground and proposed to Liu Xiang.

Liu Xiang didn't speak, but sat down with great difficulty.

Immediately afterwards, including the judges and the audience, they all saw an extremely funny and aggrieved picture.

"Teacher Ding, are you sure that I am playing the emperor, not the aggrieved chamberlain?" Liu Xiang asked, and then stood up, "It's too small, it's really not good." ”