Chapter 203: I want to be majestic

After the seduction incident, Ding Li became much more cautious. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Of course, there is no such thing as Huang An'an.

In almost three days, all the characters in the movie "Ancient and Modern Wars" were ordered, and Ding Li, who had done all this, flew to Shenhai City by plane.

Today is the recording time of the eleventh episode of Shenhai TV's "Cross Talk Competition" program, and he and Liu Xiang will continue to participate in the program "Cross Talk Competition".

In addition to participating in this show, Ding Li also has a little Jiujiu, that is, to use the program platform of "Cross Talk Competition" to promote his upcoming new movie "Ancient and Modern War Warriors".

As in the previous issues, the challenger was quickly decided, and then it was time for Ding Li and Liu Xiang to perform cross talk.

Different from the previous times, this time it was Liu Xiang who appeared on the stage first, and he greeted the audience according to the usual practice, and then asked himself: "What did you say?

"To be honest, I don't know, just a minute before he went on stage, he was still shaking in front of my eyes, but after a minute, I don't know what to do. Liu Xiang shook his hand, "In that case, I'll give everyone a stand-up, and everyone will say okay?"

The audience under the stage immediately burst into their applause.

"Words ....... Liu Xiang just said a word, and Ding Li ran onto the stage.

His dress made the audience a little dazed, but then applauded without money.

This time, Ding Li was not wearing a traditional robe as usual, but a set of armor similar to that of an ancient general, and a sword pinned to his waist.

When he came up, he clasped his fists and saluted the audience: "Hello everyone, I am your old friend Ding Li, here, I salute everyone." ”

After all, it's a big bow.

"Wait. Liu Xiang on the side looked Ding Li up and down, and said after a while: "Teacher Ding, are you dressed like this today?"

"How is this dress?" Ding Li asked excitedly, pointing to the armor decoration on his body.

"Good armor. Liu Xiang praised it, and then frowned in a disgusted tone: "But this person? ”

"Hahaha....... The audience burst into laughter.

"Teacher Liu, I find you really boring. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang, "How can you call the armor good, but people can't do it." ”

"Is it wrong to tell the truth?" Liu Xiang said with his hands spread out, particularly innocent.

"Bang bang. The applause of the audience rang out, and even the judges were nodding frequently, and as soon as this cross talk began, a big burden was thrown.

"When I walked in the door, someone called me handsome. ”

"Teacher Ding, there must be something wrong with that person's eyesight, right?"

This god-like answer made many viewers laugh again.

"You are a careful person, and you can't see that others are more handsome than you. ”

"Am I careful?" Liu Xiang pointed to his nose and asked Ding Lifa, "Can't you see that others are more handsome than you?" Teacher Ding, are you making jokes? I am now the most beautiful person on the stage. ”

"You're the best-looking, so what should I do?"

"Teacher Ding, don't deliberately divert the topic, let me ask you, why are you dressed like this?" Liu Xiang asked, pointing to the armor on Ding Li's body.

"Oh my god. Ding Li shouted, "You finally asked on time, can't you see it?"

"What do I see?"

"I just got a movie in which I want to play a general. ”

"You can still play the role of the general, the director of that movie, so unsightly. Liu Xiang said.

"Let me tell you, this is a blockbuster film, with an investment of hundreds of millions, and its name is "The Warriors of the Ancient and Modern Wars". After Ding Li finished speaking, he covered his face and smiled embarrassedly.

Immediately afterwards, the audience laughed.

They all know this, and it has already been said in the news! They also know that Ding Li is the director!

""The Warriors of the Ancient and Modern Wars"?" Liu Xiang recited the name of the movie, and asked Ding Lifa, "This is the movie you are talking about?"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"You play the general in this movie?"

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"Did they look for you, or did you look for them?"

"They were looking for me, in fact, in addition to the role of the general, there are several roles waiting for me, but I rejected them. Ding Li said.

"Why did you refuse other roles and choose the role of a general?"

"Don't you know the reason?" Ding Li glanced at Liu Xiang and asked rhetorically.

"How can I know this? ”

"Because the general is more prestigious, he takes a large group of men with him when he goes there. Ding Li gestured with his hands: "There is a big group of people who travel, a big group of people who eat, and a big group of people when they go home." ”

"It's because of this that you played the general?"

"Hmm. ”

"The chamberlain is more majestic, why don't you choose?"

"Wait a minute, Mr. Liu, you just said that there is another character who is more majestic than the general?" Ding Li asked with a hint of excitement.

"Yes, yes, yes, there is a more majestic role than a general. Liu Xiang smiled weirdly and replied, "For example, the waiter." ”

"Waiter, what do they do?"

"The inner servant, the inner servant, is actually the inner palace guard, such as serving the daily life of the mothers and concubines, etc. Liu Xiang gave an example.

"Serving the daily life of the ladies and concubines, isn't this the job of the palace maids?" Ding Li blinked his eyes and stared at Liu Xiang, "Teacher Liu, are you mistaken?"

"Serving the daily life of the mothers and concubines, in addition to the palace maids, there are also internal servants. After Liu Xiang finished speaking, he glared at Ding Li, shook his head and said, "Teacher Ding, your knowledge is too scarce. ”

"And this kind of good thing?" Ding Li muttered.

This sentence made the audience in an uproar again.

Applause followed.

"I decided. Ding Li shouted loudly.

"What did you decide?" asked Liu Xiang.

"I decided not to play the general, but to play the chamberlain. After Ding Li finished speaking, he said to the audience and Liu Xiang: "From now on, I will be an internal servant." ”

After speaking, he added, "The key is that there are no mothers and concubines." ”

The audience laughed again.

"Teacher Ding, have you really decided to play the chamberlain?" Liu Xiang covered his mouth with his hand and smiled.

"It's really decided. ”

"Actually, there is another title for the waiter. ”

"What are you called?"

"The eunuch of the inner chamberlain. Liu Xiang gave the answer.

"If you don't understand, say something I can understand. ”

"Eunuch. ”

"Still don't understand. Ding Li continued to shake his head and asked puzzled.

"Okay. Liu Xiang sighed and said, "The eunuchs and eunuchs all refer to eunuchs. ”