Chapter 22: It's up!

After dinner,

As soon as Chen Shumin finished cleaning up the dining table, Ye Yan walked over from the kitchen holding a large cake with two candles.

Ming Leng ran to the door and lit the candles, Su Xiaofang also knew how to cooperate with the atmosphere, turned around and turned off the lights in the house.

There is no happy birthday song in this world, and most people here usually send their heartfelt wishes with words during birthdays, which seems much more monotonous.

Ye Yan held the cake, stared at the two little guys and sang a happy birthday song softly. "Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you ~ Happy Birthday ~~"

The six-word circular singing method, Ye Yan often hears it in his own world, but he doesn't sing it much,

Besides, who doesn't sing this song all day long.

In his previous life, he celebrated a few birthdays for others, which means how many times he sang this song, although the lyrics are simpler, but they are also in line with this situation.

"Oh...... Yu'er, Ling'er, happy birthday!" Ming roared, and began to applaud to stir up the atmosphere.

Chen Shumin and Ye Wencheng put on the crown paper hats unique to their birthdays behind Yu'er and Ling'er.

It's just that the hat looks too wrinkled, and the belt is crooked, and the whole thing is skewed with a beret.

Everyone stood at the dinner table clapping their hands, waiting for the two little ones to come and blow out the candles.

Ye Ran also walked out of the house at this time, listless, his eyes were swollen from crying.

"Auntie, auntie. The two little guys saw Ye Ran and clapped their hands with a smile.

As soon as Ye Ran opened the door, he saw two little guys with their cheeks reflected by the candlelight, they were wearing hats, cute smiling faces and small mouths that pouted unconsciously because of excitement, their little faces were bulging, and they were cute and cute.

Hearing the two little guys call themselves a few times, the low emotion in Ye Ran's heart was instantly taken away by the call of the two little guys.

I couldn't help but laugh. "Poof, the hat is so ugly, it's all deformed. ”

"Uh...... I just kissed it with my ass carefully. Ming Leng scratched at his round monkey ears and explained.

Ye Ran walked towards the two little guys, squatted down and hugged them. "Fortunately, our baby's appearance is hard enough. After speaking, he also glanced at Ming Leng.

"Hehe," Ming Leng nodded and smiled. "The ass doesn't have eyes, the ass doesn't have eyes. ”

"Happy birthday, babies!" Ye Ran stood up and asked again. "Who was singing just now?"

Everyone looked at Ye Yan.

Ye Yan. “……”

"I didn't expect you to be able to sing, the tune is pretty good, start again. ”

"Good. Ye Yan nodded, he was recognized, although the recognition was a little reluctant, but he was still very happy.

"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you......"

"Happy birthday to you~

Happy birthday to you~~

Happy Birthday!!Hmm~~"

Ming Leng picked up the phone at some point, and now the two little guys are in front. "Blow out the candles. ”

After blowing out the candles, Su Xiaofang acted as an electrician again and turned on the light.

Ming Leng continued to hold his phone at the two little guys, and then glanced at the number of people in the room...... 29 people,said. "Ladies and gentlemen, today my baby has a birthday, dragon and phoenix fetuses, how about it, babies are beautiful, you can brush the gift if you like it, and by the way, I also send a simple blessing comment, I wish them a happy birthday. ”

"What, what song did you sing just now?" asked Ming Leng to Ye Yan. "Brother Yan, what song did you sing just now?"

Ye Yan was cutting the cake and didn't look back. "Happy Birthday Song. ”

Ming Leng said into the phone. "Yes, it's a happy birthday song, the original singer is my baby's father, I like Lao Tie can learn this "Happy Birthday Song" with me, and I also have a teaching video. ”

"Monkey, are you doing a live broadcast?" Ye Yan took a piece of cake and handed it over.

"That's right. Ming Leng nodded.

Ye Yan was just about to see what the number of people in the room was, and Ming Leng immediately protected his mobile phone.

Ye Yan didn't agree with the live broadcast in his heart, not to discriminate against those people, but that it was muddy and dirty, and he felt that this industry was unstable and had a lot of brains.

One will be successful, and ten thousand bones will wither.

In these years, everyone wants to be popular, and they have never done anything that is out of line and violates the bottom line of morality.

In this society, the source of negative energy on the Internet, live broadcast alone occupies a leading position.

No profit can not be early, after getting the benefits, in order to peel everyone's eyeballs, everyone began to lose heart.

Big anchors can bully small anchors to the sheets, and it can't be said to be bullying, after all, one is Zhou Yu and the other is Huang Gai.

Invisibly, a situation similar to unspoken rules has been silently formed.

It is not without people who are left and right and smooth sailing.

Ming Leng is not the kind of person who has smooth sailing, or even worse, half a year of sluggishness.

The number of people in the room is still twenty-nine, and one has never seen an increase, so this is still the popularity of his relatives and friends who he contacted in advance.

Ming Leng thought that Ye Yan was going to take away the phone, so he hurriedly hid at the door.

Ye Yan didn't let anyone take pictures of the two little guys, let alone live videos.

Ming Leng knew this, but today, with Ye Ran's support, he still decided that he should try it, after all, there are two little guys who are so cute and rare resources are not needed, isn't it a waste?

Ming Leng has a lot of ghost ideas, but he doesn't dare to put them in the live broadcast, after all, the room is full of seven aunts and eight aunts, so they see that it is not good after all.

But as long as the room is popular enough to break 30, you let him learn how to bark a, and he can imitate all kinds of different sounds for you.

Pre-development, development, post-development, etc., etc......

"Monkey, the phone is out of battery, I'll turn off the live broadcast, the second uncle stays. ”

"My phone is out of battery, so I will return it first, and the three mothers will stay. ”

"Oops, I'll go, the phone screen is black. Cousin stayed. ”

"My phone...... Open your eyes and look at Lao Tzu! ”

One after another, the number of people in the room plummeted.

Ming Leng looked up and sighed as he was accustomed to it. "If you play mahjong, you can't change the reason?"

He had also made a video before, but after thinking twice, in order to avoid going to the hospital for treatment, he still didn't have the courage to upload the choppy video of Su Xiaofang's upper body boxing.

Let's not talk about the problem of uploading, first of all, as a man, Ming Leng can't see Su Xiaofang punching so well, not to mention that his whole body is full of strength, it is all reflected in it, this kind of picture Ming Leng doesn't want others to be full of Yanfu.

"There are thousands of Chinese pens, and the live broadcast alone accounts for half of it, brother, don't fall too deep, eat the cake first to calm down the mood of losing powder. Ye Yan secretly entered the bright and cold live broadcast room, took a look at it, and then stuffed the phone into his pocket again, roughly understanding his mood at this moment.

Ming Leng also put down his phone helplessly, and the camera happened to be aimed at the two little guys who were eating cake.

After taking a bite of the cake, he sighed again.

"It's up! It's up! Mingleng, you're up. ”

In the room, only Su Xiaofang, a silly white sweet, would call his name.

"What's the length? I haven't developed my second time yet. Ming Leng took another big bite of the cake.

Su Xiaofang glanced at the screen, then turned her head to look at the two little guys, you are feeding me, and I am feeding you a bite of cake.

"It's up, it's broken thirty. ”

"What?" Ming Leng hurriedly picked up his phone and took a look, what thirty, obviously he has his own forty, okay.

At this moment, Ming Leng seemed to have inserted a rocket under his ass, and he wanted to jump up happily.

The cake was stuffed into his mouth, the milk stains on his hands rubbed against his clothes, and he hurriedly adjusted the camera to the two little guys.

"Uncle, you can eat some too, I can't finish Yu'er. Yu'er saw Ming Leng walking towards her, pinched a small handful of cakes with her little hand, and handed it to Ming Leng's mouth.

The screen was suddenly filled with Yu'er's little face, and her cute and cute appearance was difficult to distinguish the gender if you looked at it alone.

"Wow, who's a child, so beautiful and cute. ”

"Boom, I'm going to eat cake too. ”

"Who's celebrating their birthday? Hmm? Caught a cute baby and begged for a cake. ”

Looking at the scrolling messages on the barrage, Ming Leng resisted the urge to cry and opened his mouth.

Yu'er took a few steps back, and then Ling'er also learned from Yu'er, and handed over the cake with her little hand.

"Boom...... These eyes are so beautiful, people really want to have children. ”

"It just so happens that Poor Road is free tonight......"

"Coincidentally, the old man also happens to be free......"

"Hehehehe, I rewarded a box of chocolates!"

"It just so happened that I was undefeated in the cave house and rewarded a small car. !”

"The sheet harvester rewarded a box of condoms!"

Looking at the reward information on the screen, Ming Leng's face darkened.

"Your grandmother, how can there be a condom. ”

(On a new day, ask for recommendation votes, ask for collections, ask for book lists, ask for rewards, ask for slaps in the face.) )