Chapter Twenty-Three: Let's Make a U-turn
"The two dragon and phoenix babies are going to sleep, that's all for today's live broadcast, old iron, let's see you tomorrow. ”
Under Ye Yan's watchful eye, Ming Leng insisted on holding his mobile phone to the two little guys to shoot for an hour.
In the end, he took it when he saw it, and ran to the second floor with his mobile phone, but jumped home.
There has been a lot of fans today, and in Ming Leng words, he has never been so happy today in his life.
At that time, Su Xiaofang was not happy, and as soon as she twisted her face, she rolled her eyes at Ming Leng "biubiubiu" countless times.
Seeing that Ming Leng had withdrawn, Su Xiaofang also said hello and walked out of the hall, but when she came to the staircase, she hesitated for a while and decided to leave through the main door.
After going back, the two began to discuss the topic of "You have never had such a cool day in your life".
Ye Yan bathed the two little ones separately, and then began to coax them to sleep on the bed, the two little ones were very excited, and they were still playing hide and seek in the bed, Ye Yan was also very happy to act as a cover for the two of them.
"Daddy, tell us a story. ”
"Good..."
Ye Yan thought for a while and told the story of a gourd baby.
The two little guys, who had been in good spirits just now, closed their eyes and fell asleep before Ye Yan had spoken for ten minutes.
Looking at the cute eyes of the two little guys sleeping soundly, Ye Yan couldn't help but reach out and touch their eyelashes, the little guy hugged Ye Yan's arm and turned over, posing in a "big" sleeping position, and the little nose continued to sleep with a movement.
Ye Yan got out of bed lightly, came to the "small study" in the east room, and sat on the sofa in a daze.
He was thinking about what had happened today, and while reminiscing, he was still thinking about whether it was a dream or not.
Especially today's "Ye Yan", I always feel that this is a little different, or it is my own "arrival" that has made some changes in this body.
Thinking of the afternoon, he felt the power from his body, Ye Yan put his hands in fists in front of him, looking at his fist, it was not as big as a sandbag.
Clenching his fists with all his strength, the green tendons burst out, which lasted for a long time, and after nearly ten minutes, Ye Yan sat on the sofa with his fists clenched and looked at his fists like a nervous disorder.
The fist did not get bigger, and the subtle power in the body did not appear again in the afternoon.
Could it really be that the dog jumped over the wall in a hurry and temporarily opened up the second pulse of Ren Du?
Ye Yan couldn't figure it out, but the more he couldn't figure it out, the more he wanted to understand the whole thing.
Taking a deep breath, he stood up and shook his arms, allowing himself to slowly relax, downstairs in the room was Ye Wencheng and Chen Shumin's bedroom, he originally wanted to try jumping in the room, but he was afraid of disturbing his parents who might be sleeping, so he finally changed to lying on the ground and doing push-ups.
I drank a few bottles of wine in the morning, I didn't get drunk, and in the afternoon, I hugged the two little guys to "line up", holding them to chase the thief, the amount of exercise in a day can be said to be not small, but Ye Yan still doesn't feel backache and leg pain.
can remember the previous "Ye Yan", that is a person who has to change his posture after standing for a minute, and he has to breathe for a long time when he goes upstairs with the two little guys.
“1.2.3.4.5.…… 80.81.82…… 150.151…”
After doing two hundred push-ups, Ye Yan stood up and exhaled, not because he felt tired, but because his eyes were a little hot and hot, and he was about to cry.
This is the same feeling as in the afternoon, but the wonderful feeling in the body did not appear, but Ye Yan subconsciously got up and looked in the mirror at this moment.
Look carefully in the mirror, stare at yourself in the mirror, and look into your own eyes,
It was deep and shiny, and there was not a trace of blood.
Ye Yan was getting a little confused, just now his eyes were obviously hot, and he was about to cry, but now he looked in the mirror, and there seemed to be no change.
Gradually, the burning sensation in his eyes was disappearing, and Ye Yan looked at himself in the mirror again,
One minute...
When the burning sensation disappeared, Ye Yan blinked his eyelids and looked at his eyes in the mirror again,
He saw his own reflection in the eyes of the mirror,
Yes, he saw himself.
He reminisced about what he had just done, grasping a subtle detail.
When I looked in the mirror just now,
He didn't seem to see himself in his eyes in the mirror!
Thinking of this, Ye Yan coldly felt goosebumps all over his body, and then shivered.
However, in order to confirm the detail he had just seen, he decided to do push-ups on his stomach again.
“1.2.3.4.5……”
Just after doing five, Ye Yan suddenly felt a weakness in his arms, as if his arms had been cut off, unable to support them.
Suddenly he fell to the ground.
Exhausted?
Ye Yan still wanted to get up, but he couldn't muster his strength.
Tired
A wave of exhaustion hit his eyelids, and his eyes opened like zippered doors.
Ye Yan held on because he heard Yu'er's scream coming from the bedroom.
"Why did you wake up so quickly? ”
"Dad... Dad Yu'er was going to shush...... "Yu'er in the house seemed to open the door and came over."
It turned out to pee, and Dad doesn't even have the strength to pee now.
"Dad?" Yu'er came to the east house, looked at Ye Yan on the ground, and then lay on the ground, and the two looked at each other with big eyes.
Ye Yan wanted to say very much, obediently get cold, and get up quickly.
opened his mouth, but in the end he only said the word "cool".
"Dad, what are you playing?"
"It's cool. "This time it's two words.
"Dad, Yu'er wants to play too. ”
"It's cold on the ground. "Three words.
Yu'er stood up, then walked behind Ye Yan, and a tiger descended the mountain and lay on Ye Yan's back.
"Ah~~" Ye Yan let out a classic line that only AV idols can have.
hurt
It hurts!
I always feel like another old sow is pressing on me.
"Click, click...", and the bones made a staggered sound.
Yu'er thought that her father was very comfortable, and she used to stand on her father's back to help him do body massages.
The little guy stood up very skillfully, leaned on the wall with his hand, and carefully stood up from Ye Yan's body, and then walked up from Ye Yan's fart ditch with his little feet.
"Click, click, click... Click... Click... Click......"
Ye Yan's face was pressed against the floor tiles, and the floor was already wet at this time.
It's a special code!
Baby, you're going to kill your relatives in righteousness.
"Pain Pain Pain !!!!"
Ye Yan moved his fingers and turned his body half a circle with all his might.
Yu'er was startled, but fortunately he was holding on to the wall, which avoided the danger of falling.
Back ache and leg pain, swelling pain all over the body, Ye Yan's current physical condition at this time.
Trembling and standing up, "Go, go pee." ”
"Dad. Yu'er stretched out her little hand to grab Ye Yan's arm.
Ye Yan refused the little guy's support, he was afraid that he would fall down without any strength, and it would be bad if he pressed the little guy.
Now Ye Yan's painful urethra has been opened, and it is very smooth and has been filled with a "small warehouse", but fortunately, he has recovered some strength now, but he still has to hold on to the wall to barely walk, like a pregnant woman who has just given birth for less than a minute, he walked through the hall with his thighs between the roots, came to the bedroom, and then opened the bathroom door.
Then one big and one small start facing the bathtub......
The relationship between father and son is deep, where dad pees, Yu'er pees.
"Yu'er. ”
"Dad. ”
"Don't pee yet, let's drop it first...... Head. ”
"Zizi Zizi ......"
"Okay......
You've already peeed out. ”