I'm going to ask for leave!!Because I went to sweep the tomb on the Qingming Festival yesterday, there was no codeword!! and this is my first time!!!First time!!

Speaking of taking leave, who hasn't taken a few days off since childhood?

Late to ask for leave, relatives to ask for leave, cold, headache and fever to ask for leave, aunts and sisters three aunts and six mothers-in-law to get married.

Those who are approved are called leave, and those who are not approved are called forced to ask for leave.

Taking time off is everyone's talent.

In short, I am embarrassed to say that I have lived to this age if I have never asked for leave.

In fact, I went to Baidu for a long time before asking for leave, and I wanted to find a reason to ask for leave, but I saw a joke that made me unable to tear up my sister.

When someone asks their boss for a day off, the boss says, "Do you want to take a day off?" For 52 weeks a year, you have 2 days off per week, for a total of 104 days, leaving 261 days to work. You are absent from work for 16 hours a day, removing 174 days, leaving 87 days. Every day you spend at least 30 minutes online, that adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days. Every day you spend 1 hour at lunchtime, and you use it up for another 46 days, and you have 18 days left. Usually you take 2 days of sick leave per year, so you only have 16 days to work. There are 5 holidays a year, and the company is closed and does not work, and you only work for 11 days. Every year, the company also generously gives you 10 days of vacation, and you will work for 1 day, and you still have to take this day off?

I took the calculator for a long time, and there was nothing wrong with it.

My brain doesn't work, I have to take my time, that's all.

Another Qingming Festival joke is attached.

On Ching Ming Day, the teacher asked the question "If you die, what do you plan to write in the epitaph?" Here are some replies:

1. One-bedroom apartment, seeking to share a house, negotiable.

2. Summoning spirits in small things, digging graves in big things.

3. I think I can still save it!

4. Advertising space for rent

5. Provide whipping service, 100 at a time!

6. In genetic recombination, please wait for 20 years

7. In the heads-up Hades Hades, ask for teamup!

8. Pastor, help me to resurrect it, thank you, coordinate ××, ××.

9. When you read this line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

10, Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to be afraid of ghosts!

11. Give me a smile, or do you want to give you a smile?

12, Shennong's epitaph: Damn! This grass is poisonous!

13. Fortune telling

14. Accompany and chat, and provide night door-to-door service.

15. Look, you will have this day too

16. I used to be a fat man, but now I have the same skinny feeling as all the people who lie down.

17. I can finally lose 80% of the water in my body and become thinner!

18. Strongly recommend this one to dig a pit for me, phone: xxxxxxxxx