"Wow!" the second audience member cried. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"!" All the viewers who wanted to witness Tingting's true face were blinded.

Because in their impression, the role of Tingting must be played by Li Xiulan, but Li Xiulan, who appeared on the stage, walked swayingly, as if someone else would fall if they touched it slightly.

In addition, there is also the clothes worn by Li Xiulan, which are not the most popular clothes nowadays, but a set of one-piece overalls in earth gray color, which can only be worn by one kind of one-piece overalls, that is, the sanitary aunt who is responsible for cleaning and hygiene!

That's not all, when Li Xiulan turned around and faced the audience, many viewers were taken aback.

"Damn, this is Goddess Li, how did it become like this?"

"It's ugly, it's a terrible make-up. ”

"Ding Li, your uncle, dare to make our Goddess Li so ugly. ”

"I was eating noodles just now, can I say that I vomited? Ding Li, accompany me with three pieces of instant noodles. ”

"Goddess Li, my God, how can this be?"

"My heart can't stand it, call the emergency number. A frightened voice rang out.

“……。 ”

It's no wonder that the audience at the scene couldn't stand it, and Li Xiulan, who appeared in front of them, completely subverted their recognition of the word beauty.

Not only did she become a fifty or sixty-year-old woman, but she also deliberately painted a lot of pockmarks on her face, and even when she smiled, she showed two teeth with black paper, which looked like she had lost her teeth from a distance.

In fact, the reason why Li Xiulan put black paper on her teeth was to give people the impression that she had lost her front teeth.

I saw Li Xiulan holding a mop in her hand, and while mopping the floor, she said viciously to Ding Li and Wang Le: "You two, hurry up and hide away, I'll get off work after mopping." ”

The tough tone, the audience was stunned.

Many people secretly thought in their hearts: Domineering and mighty Goddess Li, do you know that you are talking to a liar?

Ding Li slapped the table and said to Li Xiulan: "You hygienic aunt, you dare to talk to us like this, do you know what we do?"

"That's it, dare to talk to us like that. The fat man on the other side immediately chimed in.

"Yes. Li Xiulan continued to drag the ground, "Isn't it just a liar who deceives people?"

"Knowing that we are liars, you dare to talk to us like this?" Ding Li asked rhetorically.

"If you beep with me again. Li Xiulan threw the mop in her hand to the ground, then pointed to the ground and said, "Believe it or not, I'm lying here." ”

"Poof!" The audience, as well as in front of the TV and computer, all knelt down at this moment.

Divine Word!

God turns!

An old lady mopping the floor actually said to the liar, believe it or not, I am lying on the ground!

Not to mention anything else, just this line is a casual service for many people.

Nima!

Who came up with such a line of immorality?

A big question mark has risen in the minds of many people.

On the Internet, I don't know which god gave the answer directly, "Such a lack of morality, except for Ding Li's mallet, it seems that no one can come up with it." ”

"I guess it was also written by King Ding Shui. ”

"Water King, that's a good name. ”

"Poof. Ding Li and Wang Le knelt directly in front of Li Xiulan, "Auntie, we were wrong, please don't go to ......." ”

The audience applauded.

"Who do you call Auntie?" Li Xiulan seemed to have been caught by someone and raised her voice suddenly, and asked several times, "Am I that old? Am I that old?"

"Hahaha....... Many viewers who saw this place immediately smiled knowingly, it seems that no woman wants to be called a mother.

"Big sister. The fat man interjected.

"Pull it down, I don't have a brother as immoral as you. Li Xiulan scolded: "Otherwise, my ancestors would not be so angry that they jumped out of the grave." ”

"Miss. Ding Li blurted out.

"You curse, believe it or not, lie down. Li Xiulan glared at Ding Li.

"Beauty. Ding Li Fat Man shouted a word in unison.

"By the way, is this what it looks like?" Li Xiulan heard this, a smile appeared on her face, and said, "What's the matter?"

Once again, the audience burst into a hearty laugh!

It seems that sycophants and tall hats are irresistible!

Didn't you see an old lady in her fifties, who was called a beauty, and suddenly smiled?

After talking, Ding Li found that Li Xiulan was able to imitate Tingting's voice, and he was overjoyed, and proposed to let Li Xiulan pretend to be Tingting and help them deceive an old man into getting money.

Seeing this, the audience completely understood that Tingting would not show up in the whole sketch, she was a topic.

The hearts of many viewers have been raised, and they are eager to know what kind of turning point will occur later.

on stage.

Hearing that she wanted her to pretend to be Tingting to cheat people out of money, Li Xiulan shook her head vigorously, "Help you deceive people, I won't, I'm soft-hearted." ”

As soon as he heard the word soft-hearted, Ding Li immediately had an idea, he casually pointed to the fat man next to him, and said, "Aunt Li, he just learned that his daughter is not biological." ”

The fat man on the side was stunned for a moment, then showed a painful expression on his face, and sobbed: "Woo woo woo...... ”

Contrary to the fat man, Li Xiulan laughed and pointed to the crying fat man, "Hahaha...... , I didn't expect the liar to let the liar deceive. ”

Applause.

Laughter.

Immediately resounded throughout the studio hall.

Then in order to force Li Xiulan to agree, Ding Li picked up something like a brick, held down the sobbing fat man, and kept smashing it on his head.

The sudden scene stunned many audiences.

But they reacted instantly, and once again responded with enthusiastic applause.

Because after Li Xiulan agreed to help them deceive people, the fat man picked up the board that Ding Li smashed on his head, moved it away with his hands, and ate it in a big gulp.

!

This brick is made of bread!

Don't be so funny!

"I said two little liars, I don't lie. Li Xiulan said to Ding Li Fat.

"No, it doesn't matter, we can teach you. Ding Li said.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and a voice called the door, "Open the door, I'm delivering a boxed lunch, open the door quickly, there are still a few ...... to deliver behind me." ”

Ding Li and the fat man glanced at each other, "Aunt Li." ”

Li Xiulan snorted coldly.

"Beauty, look how we cheat. ”

The door opened.

A takeaway guy in takeaway overalls appeared in front of them!