2:30 p.m. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

After completely satisfying people's appetites, the "Comedy Talent" program team finally released a new message on its official website.

This news also calmed the hearts of those worried audiences.

Immediately afterwards, Ding Li, Wang Le, and Li Xiulan each issued statements on their Weibo, announcing that they would log on to the stage of "Comedy Talent" as guests.

In this regard, netizens are hotly discussed.

At eight o'clock in the evening, many viewers who had dinner waited in front of the TV or computer early.

They are waiting for the opening of the "Comedy Talent" Elite competition tonight.

The clock ticks by.

Five minutes!

Four minutes!

Three minutes!

Two minutes!

One minute!

In the anxious eyes of everyone's anticipation, the semi-annual elite competition of "Comedy Talent" is finally about to kick off.

Speaking of which, the "Comedy Talent" program team is really.

knew that those audiences wanted to witness the sketches of Ding Li, Wang Le, and Li Xiulan as soon as possible, but they were unmoved, that is, they did not clearly say when the sketch would be staged, nor did they make special notes, so they hung the audience's appetite.

Besides, those audiences, lest as soon as they leave, Ding Li, Wang Le, and Li Xiulan's sketches will be staged, so they have to be patient and enjoy the shows they are not interested in, except for those brainless fans, of course.

Three hours later, the audience finally waited for Ding Li, Wang Le, and Li Xiulan's three-person sketch "French Open Recovery".

I saw that the lights on the stage suddenly dimmed, and then more than a dozen alarm voices sounded, "What? Someone defrauded the old lady of 180,000 yuan through telephone fraud? Okay, okay, we will immediately file a case for investigation." ”

"Hey, I'm the Municipal Public Security Bureau, what? You just answered a phone call, and then the money in the online banking is gone, okay, we'll investigate immediately." ”

"Ah, someone pretended to be a police officer and asked you to transfer all the money in your bank account to a safe account, and then all the money in it was gone?"

"What, someone pretended to be your son, said he was kidnapped, and asked you to send money to the kidnappers. Then have you remitted it? No, that's good, yes, yes, yes, in the future, when you encounter this situation, you must think calmly, and you must not ....... ”

“……。 ”

“……。 ”

As the alarm sound disappeared, the lights on the stage were turned on again, and this time, what appeared in front of people was an office, Ding Li and Wang Le, all sitting there in suits and leather shoes.

I saw Ding Li holding the phone and said loudly to the other end: "Hello, may I ask you are Ms. Liu Li, right? We just learned that your credit card spends 8,000 yuan in other places, what? You don't have a credit card? What kind of card do you have? Bus card? Okay, okay, we just learned that your bus card shows 8,000 yuan spent in other places. ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The bus card spends 8,000 yuan in different places!

You can make up such a lack of moral words, and you have to say it loudly!

"I'm not a liar. Ding Li continued into the phone.

The fat man sitting opposite him took the phone and said, "Hey, old classmate, think about who I am? Yes, yes, yes, I'm Xiaowei, you've been doing well lately." Ang, it's all good, that old classmate, I've been in trouble lately, I'm a little tight, can you borrow some from me, how much can you borrow? Not much, 8,000 yuan is enough, ah? You don't have a classmate named Xiaowei, and you know that I'm a liar, you know I'm a liar, and you talk to me for so long. ”

"Dad, I opened a room with my girlfriend, I was arrested, and I was fined 3,000 yuan, and you quickly transferred the money to this account 622848....... Ding Li raised his voice violently, "You are only eighteen years old this year, and you don't have a son as old as me." ”

"Hey, is it Liu Li, the host of the "Comedy Talent" program group? I'm from the court, and I just received a report that you are suspected of a criminal case ....... "The fat man spoofed Liu Li.

At this time, the camera was also given to Liu Li, and I saw Liu Li shaking her fist towards the camera.

"Hey, friend, I'm the big star Ding Li, when I was filming, I was accidentally blown into the deep mountains and old forests by the wind...... You are the last emperor of the Water Blue Star Huaxia Kingdom, you are not dead, I just need to remit 10,000 yuan to you, and when you return to the country, give me the position of a prince, you can even make up more than us liars. Ding Li hung up the phone in annoyance.

The audience, as well as the audience in front of the TV and computer, laughed back and forth again, and some even covered their stomachs regardless of their image.

"Hahaha...... No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"Tainyima lacks virtue, who came up with these words?"

"Do you still need to ask? It must be water, and Mr. Ding Li can't be watered anymore. ”

On the stage, it is still going on, but this time it was replaced by a fat man, and the object of his spoof has changed from Liu Li to Li Xiulan.

"Hey, I'm the agent of the big star Li Xiulan, what? Do you know who Li Xiulan's agent is?" The fat man stood up and took a few steps with the phone, "Friend, you are mistaken, Li Xiulan has just opened a studio recently, and there is no claim yet, we are all from her studio, ah, you are Li Xiulan." ”

The fat man sat on the ground, then hung up the phone, and muttered to the audience: "I actually called Li Xiulan, hey." ”

"Hey, I'm from the police station, ah, you're from the Public Security Bureau. The fat man hung up the phone in a panic, then touched the sweat on his head with his hand, and laughed at himself: "Damn, the fraudulent call actually hit the Public Security Bureau, am I dying?"

The applause and laughter at the scene rang out again.

I saw Ding Li shouting violently, "Fatty, don't call, the boss has come to instruct, and he asked us to cooperate with Tingting and get the money in the old man's hand." ”

As soon as Tingting was said, the fat man looked left and right, and asked Ding Li, "Nail, have you seen Tingting?"

"I didn't see you. ”

The fat man complained casually, "Tingting is also exact, relying on her youth and beauty, she doesn't take us ......seriously." ”

His words are actually pointing out a problem, Tingting is very beautiful, and those viewers all understand it, Tingting is very beautiful.

Almost instantly, everyone's appetite was raised, and they wanted to see Tingting's true face urgently!

"Tingting. Ding Li and the fat man shouted in unison.

Immediately after that, a clear female voice came from the background, "Tingting." ”

Everyone, especially the men on the scene, suddenly turned their attention to the passage where the backstage actors appeared.

"Poof!" one of the audience spat out.