When Zhou Tian said the word "dinner", many people subconsciously associated it with the cross talk he said two days ago about the name of the dish.

In the hearts of these people.

Sunday will definitely be as reported in the name of the dish, and Duan Guan will come in public.

Compared with the content in the cross talk, the penetration or super long penetration is the thing that the audience is most looking forward to under the stage.

Therefore, many people's interest has been raised.

What are these people thinking in their hearts.

Zhou Tian didn't know.

Besides, he doesn't have that mind right now.

Now Zhou Tian, all his thoughts are on talking about good cross talk, after all, this is the first step on his road to whitewashing.

The audience is looking forward to it.

Sunday, "Eat, please eat, do you want to eat?"

The fat man was surprised, "Eat?"

Sunday, "Yes, it's eating." ”

The fat man was a little embarrassed and said: "Alas, just met, it is inappropriate to bother." ”

"It's boring, it's boring. Zhou Tiandao: "Really, you say this is boring! I have a temper with you!"

"What's the situation?"

Zhou Tian, "Alas, I told you in front of everyone, please eat, do you want to eat, do you want to eat, dismiss my face, my face is not good-looking, my heart is uncomfortable, I am happy! Say! Seriously! Eat or not?"

The fat man said numbly, "That, if you want to say that, I'll eat!"

Sunday, "Eat!"

Fatty, "Eat!"

Sunday, "Really eat?"

Fat man, "Don't you really eat! Didn't you say it? If you don't eat, you won't save face, and in order to take care of your face, I can only reluctantly eat." ”

The audience laughed.

They felt as if they had guessed correctly.

Zhou Tianzhen will say super long mouth.

Didn't you hear that the conversation has shifted to eating this?

Sunday, "Where to eat?"

Fat man, "Eat it, listen to you! ”

Sunday, "Don't listen to me. ”

Fatty, "Why?"

Sunday, "Don't listen to me, listen to you!"

Fatty, "What do you mean?"

Zhou Tian, "You come up with an idea, I'll follow, this is a guest and a host! You know? Let's put it this way, how much money do you have in your pocket, let's not spend it! Live within your means! Because it's not easy for you, children and adults tell you to live." ”

The audience burst into applause.

Not for anything else.

Just to invite guests to dinner on Sunday, he suddenly became a fat man to invite guests to dinner.

Fat man, "Alas, alas, alas, you wait a moment, you wait a moment." Let's both of you, who invites whom?"

Zhou Tian looked indifferent, "The relationship between the two of us, whoever invites anyone can do it!"

Fat man, "You can call it anything!"

Zhou Tian, "Our friendship is not ......." ”

Fat man, "No, no, no, friendship is friendship, human affection is human affection, didn't you just say that you invited me to dinner?"

Zhou Tian asked rhetorically, "I invite you?"

The fat man said, "That's right." ”

Zhou Tian, "Did I say that? Did I say that I would invite you to dinner?"

The fat man pointed to the people under the stage with his hand, "Aren't you all listening?

Zhou Tian patted his forehead with his hand, "Yes, yes, yes, I invite you!"

"I think about it. The fat man said.

Sunday, "I'll invite you!"

Fatty, "I don't understand it now, why do you invite me to dinner, why do you ask me how much money I have in my pocket?"

Zhou Tian, "You are just cautious, I said, how much money do you have in your pocket!"

Fatty, "Aren't you all?"

Zhou Tian, "Of course I spent money on a treat! Let's spend my money tightly, in case I want too many dishes, and finally buy a single checkout, almost a little bit, a few broken brains, maybe I can't prepare it." ”

The fat man snorted.

Zhou Tian, "I guess I'll have to let you add some when the time comes." ”

Fatty, "That's fine!"

Sunday, "Spend Mine Mainly!"

Fatty, "Oh, how much money do you have with you?"

Zhou Tian raised three fingers.

The fat man guessed: "Three hundred?"

Zhou Tian shook his head.

"Three thousand?"

Zhou Tian shook his head.

"It can't be thirty, right?" said the fat man in a trembling tone, "How can you invite me to dinner for thirty dollars?"

"It's not thirty, it's three. Zhou Tian confided in the final answer.

One word.

made a lot of people spray.

Sure enough, it's a god-like burden.

Your uncle's.

Invite people to eat for three yuan, and let the family pay some when the time comes?

You directly said that you don't have any money, so why don't you have to let people invite you to dinner?

Why bother?

The fat man was speechless, "You just use this to invite me to dinner, is it enough for food?"

Zhou Tian, "I'm still a little, a few steel hammers. ”

Fat man, "You can't even afford a box of good cigarettes! Don't you still hold back to eat me? ”

Zhou Tian, "The round face has become the longer face? Why is this this? You heard it wrong!"

Fatty, "How did I hear me wrong?"

Sunday, "Didn't you just say something for you?"

Fatty, "yes, but not in this way." ”

Zhou Tian thought for a while, "That's the only way to do, then you go to my house to eat." ”

Fatty, "Why are you still going home?"

Zhou Tian, "You have to talk at home, it's clean, by the way, you recognize the door, and you can move in the future." ”

Fatty, "Okay." ”

Zhou Tian, "There is such a sentence." ”

Fatty, "What do you say?"

Sunday, "If you want to have a home-cooked meal and warm coarse cloth clothes, we will have coarse cloth clothes!"

The fat man, "Hey, no, do I chew this coarse cloth?"

Sunday, "Let's have something else." ”

Fatty, "Just cook at home." ”

Sunday, "That's a home-cooked meal!"

Fat man, "What kind of home-cooked food do you have?"

Zhou Tian thought for a moment, "I'll count it for you." ”

Fatty, "Count." ”

"Full Han banquet. ”

"Is there a Manchu banquet in the home-cooked food?" the fat man smiled, "Don't tease me, just the three yuan and two cents in your pocket, invite me to eat the Manchu full banquet?"

Sunday, "Isn't this a food at home? ”

"Money is not this provincial law. The fat man said: "You can't even afford the materials with that money." ”

"How can you not afford it. Zhou Tiandao: "I have thought of the name of the dish, there is this steamed lamb"

"Can you eat steamed lamb for three dollars?" the fat man asked rhetorically.

Sunday, "Steamed Bear's Paw." ”

The fat man sighed.

On Sunday, "steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chickens, roasted geese, stove pigs, roasted ducks, sauced chickens, bacon, pine flowers, small tripies, dried meat, sausages." Assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken and white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, stuffed duck with Jiang rice. ”

Fat man, "What else?"

Sunday, "canned pheasant, canned quail, braised, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash antlet, braised waist silk, braised duck loin, braised duck strips, mixed duck shreds, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, black bean catfish, pot roasted carp, pot roasted catfish, steamed Sunday fish, caught fried carp, caught fried prawns, soft fried loin, soft fried chicken, sesame ghee rolls, boiled jackdaw, boiled fresh mushrooms, boiled fish breast, boiled fish belly, boiled fish bones, boiled fish fillet, vinegar boiled meat slices, braised three fresh children, braised white mushrooms, braised whole dumplings, Braised pigeon eggs, fried shrimp, braised shrimp, braised waist flowers, braised sea cucumber, fried hoof tendons, pot roasted sea cucumber, pot roasted cabbage, fried open ears, fried field chicken, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried birds, fried pieces, steamed Jiang Yao Zhu, sugar boiled rice, mixed shredded chicken, mixed belly shreds, assorted tofu, assorted dices, bad duck, bad crab, bad fish, boiled fish fillet, boiled crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed gourd, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, stewed chicken feet, stewed duck palms, stewed bamboo shoots, boiled coconut white, eggplant dried oven meat, duck soup, Crab Soup, White Meatballs, Boiled Meatballs, Croquettes, Nanpan Meatballs, Alfalfa Meatballs, Sanxian Meatballs, Sixi Meatballs, Shrimp Meatballs, Dried Fish Meatballs, Steamed Croquettes, Tofu Meatballs, Boiled Meatballs, Yipin Meat, Cherry Meat, Horse Tooth Meat, Red Braised Meat, Yellow Braised Meat, Jar Meat, Braised Meat, Button Meat, Loose Meat, Canned Meat, Roast Meat, Barbecue Meat, Big Meat, White Meat, Sauce Tofu Meat, Red Elbow, White Elbow, Crystal Elbow, Beeswax Elbow, Sauce Tofu Cubicle, Grilled Elbow. ”

Fat man, "You have prepared quite a lot, but why do I think these things can't be bought for three dollars?"

"I bought it, I bought it, and I still have a surplus of three dollars. "Sunday," you can buy stewed mutton, roast mutton, roast mutton, simmered mutton, shabu mutton, spiced mutton, fried mutton, boiled three things, fried three things, stewed silver silk, stewed sandan, boiled white offal, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, fried live carp, plate duck, tube chicken, pot roasted pig's trotters, mixed rice dumplings, stewed hangers, roasted liver tips, roasted Lian Ti, burned fat intestines, burned Bao Gaier, heartburn, burned lungs, fried lungs, sauce mushroom dumplings, dragon's mustard, mixed jellyfish, magnolia slices, sugar dumplings, sugar-pickled lotus seeds, shredded yam, shredded meat, sole, Yashiro fish, yellow croaker, crucian carp, anchovy, salmon, grilled sea cucumber, grilled bird's nest, grilled chicken legs, grilled chicken nuggets, grilled fish, grilled meat, grilled gluten, grilled three things, red meat pot, white meat pot, assorted pot, Yipin pot, chrysanthemum pot, and chowder pot. ”

Fatty, "Finished?"

"It's over. Zhou Tiandao.

"Can you buy these things for three dollars?" said the fat man, disbelieving.

"Look at you like this, I clearly don't believe it. Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man and said.

"We haven't eaten the Manchu and Han banquets, but when we hear about them, we know that the dishes inside are worth a lot. The fat man said, "These valuable things, can you buy them for three yuan?"

"Why can't you buy it?" Zhou Tian raised his voice, "There's still a lot to spare." ”

"I don't believe it. The fat man said: "If you spend three yuan to buy a full banquet for the Manchurians, you can still have a surplus of money, and I will call you uncle in public." ”

Those who are under the stage.

There was a round of applause.

"That's what you said, the man spoke, a spit and a nail. ”

"Yes, I said that. ”

"You turn on your phone, click on the traffic, and download the picture of the Manchurian banquet, which kills three cents. Zhou Tian gave the answer.

It turned out that he was referring to the picture on the mobile phone.

The fat man was speechless.

The audience under the stage immediately shouted as if they were coaxing, "Call uncle." ”

I don't know the man of God.

Suddenly, he roared, "Uncle." ”

The fat man pointed at the man of God, "Thank you for helping me call." ”

One word.

Amused a lot of people.

It's over.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk ended.

Actually, it's not over either.

After that, they did not go down, but stood on the stage again and chatted for a while.