When he said blind guessing on Sunday, it was not a blind line, whether it was the audience at the scene or the netizens in front of the computer.

They all laughed.

Your uncle's.

There is no difference between blind and guessing, they have the same literal meaning.

"Blind and blind guessing are two different things?" the fat man asked rhetorically, and then without waiting for Zhou Tian to answer, he said to himself: "Yes, blind and blind guessing are two concepts, at least the pronunciation is different." ”

Zhou Tiandao: "I'm young. ”

When he said the word Ah, he deliberately pulled a big long note to show his super long energy.

The fat man rolled his eyes, sighed, and then said, "What are you doing?" People who know, say that you are thinking about the family name, and people who don't know think that you have been stepped on by the tail. ”

"You were just stepped on by the tail?" Zhou Tian scolded with a smile, "I learned hundreds of family names when I was a child. ”

The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian with a look of disgust, "Just like you, who are uneducated, you have also studied hundreds of family names?"

"I've learned, but I hate it when the book is used. Zhou Tian waved his hand and said to those people under the stage: "When it was time to use it, I suddenly couldn't remember it." ”

Fatty, "Really?"

Zhou Tian, "Yes. ”

"Then do you remember it now?" the fat man, "when you think of it, just say two words, what are you afraid of? ”

The tone and appearance of the fat man's speech now are exactly the same as the tone and expression in "Selling Abduction" by Zhao Benshan, the king of sketches.

Naturally, it has also amused countless people.

"I'll open my mouth here. Zhou Tian wrenched his fingers and said, "You are like this Zhao Qian Sun Li." ”

The fat man nodded, indicating that Zhou Tian was right.

Zhou Tian said again: "King Zhou Wu Zheng." ”

"Whatever, you're right. The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian with his finger and said with a smile.

Zhou Tian, "What is Meng, this is right, this is what I learned when I was a child, followed by Feng Chen Chuwei, Jiang Shen Han Yang, Zhu Qin You Xu, He Lu Shi Zhang, Kong Cao Yanhua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang, Qi Xie Zou Yu, Bai Shui Dou Zhang, Yun Su Pan Ge, Xi Fan Peng Lang, Lu Wei Changma, Miao Feng Huafang, Yu Ren Yuan Liu, Feng Bao Shi Tang, Fei Lian Cen Xue, Lei He Ni Tang, Teng Yin Luo Bi, Hao Wu Anchang, Le Yu Shi Fu, Pi Bian Qi Kang, Wu Yu Yuanbu, Gu Mengping Huang. ”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Tian was loudly surprised.

The fat man in front of him was taken aback, and looked at Zhou Tiandao: "What do you mean? What do you mean? Why are you so surprised?"

"It occurred to me that I remembered. Zhou Tian looked at the fat man and put his eyes on the people under the stage, "Wu Yu Yuanbu, Gu Mengping Huang." ”

"Yes, it's Gu Mengpinghuang. "Fatty.

Zhou Tian, "It's been a long time, you are Gu Mengpinghuang?"

The fat man crooked his mouth, "Listen to what you mean, I have four surnames together?"

"Isn't it?" said Zhou, "and who are you?"

The fat man replied, "Gu Mengping, Huang Na Gu!"

Zhou Tian suddenly realized, "It turns out that your surname is Gu." ”

Fatty, "No!"

Zhou Tian, "Isn't this what you said?" Gu Mengping Huang Na Gu"

Fat man, "Gu Mengping's yellow!"

Zhou Tian, "I said you, can you say it right?"

The fat man frowned, "Who can't say what?"

Zhou Tian, "You." ”

Fat man, "Gu Mengping's yellow." ”

Zhou Tian, "Which of the four surnames Gu Mengping Huang is Huang?"

Fatty, "Yes!"

Zhou Tian, "Oh, so your surname is Huang?"

Fatty, "the surname is Huang." ”

Zhou Tian, "Not surnamed Huang?"

Fatty, not surnamed Huang.

Zhou Tian, "Quasi-surname Huang?"

Fatty, "the quasi-surname is Huang." ”

Zhou Tian, "Do you want to be surnamed Huang?"

Applause.

The audience burst into applause.

Don't look at the small number of people, but the applause is not weak at all.

In fact, there are not a lot of audiences under the stage, and it is estimated that there can be hundreds of people, and there are many people outside who are in a hurry.

Looks like.

They were all attracted by the news that Zhou Tian and Wang Le were performing here.

Judging from the situation on the spot.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's first whitewashing plan was undoubtedly very successful.

The audience applauded.

The fat man is gone.

The fat man who was spared by Zhou Tian stopped doing it, only to see him look at Zhou Tian, "Cheng Xin is around me, what are you doing?"

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man with his hand, "You have to get it, it's still in a hurry, don't worry, don't worry, your surname is Huang, your surname is Huang." ”

Fat man, "My surname is Huang!"

"Teacher Huang. Zhou Tian shouted.

The fat man smiled, "Your teacher." ”

Zhou Tian changed his name, "Mr. Huang!"

"Your sir!" The fat man said modestly.

Zhou Tian, "Mr. Huang's surname?"

Fatty, "The surname is Zhao! Hey, you're so unreasonable! Did you ask that?"

Zhou Tian, "Don't you ask Mr. Huang's surname?"

Fat man, "Mr. Huang, what about your surname!

Zhou Tian, "I know your surname is Huang." ”

Fat man, "Do you know that my surname is Huang, and you are still like me?

"Do you know me?" Zhou Tian pointed at himself with his finger, and then asked the fat man.

Fat man, "I don't know!"

"Well, yes, you pretend you don't know. Zhou Tiandao.

Fat man, "Well, how can I pretend I don't know?"

Zhou Tian didn't say the answer, but continued: "By the way, I'll pretend not to know me at you, and I'll make fun of you." ”

The fat man raised his voice, "Did I provoke you by recruiting you?"

Zhou Tian, "How can you not know me? We have lived in the neighborhood! When you were a child, didn't your family live in the back street of Qunying in the northwest?"

Fat man, "Who lives in the backstreets of the heroes?"

Zhou Tian, "So where do you live?"

Fat man, "I live behind the church. ”

Sunday, "Yes, after the church, you lived behind the church, and I remembered that you did live in that place. ”

The fat man sighed.

Sunday, "I lived there. ”

Fatty, "You lived there too?"

Zhou Tian made a gesture with mud, "There are not many days, let's play together when we are young, two little boys, play with mud together." ”

Countless people laughed.

Countless viewers who saw the meaning of Zhou Tian's action laughed.

and mud.

With urine and mud.

Quite a few children have played with it.

The fat man snorted twice.

"Then our family moved out. ”

The fat man let out two more oh-oh sounds.

Anyway.

He just doesn't speak.

Zhou Tianla often said: "We haven't seen each other for some years, and when we meet again, you call it "wearing new shoes and raising your feet at first", one step to the sky, I don't know the old folks, and I look down on people!"

Fatty, "This hat is a little bigger." ”

Zhou Tian, "No! ”

The fat man hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, no, no, no, I have a bad memory, and there are many years in my life, so don't take it to heart. ”

Zhou Tian, "That's what happened. ”

Fatty, "That's not the point!"

Zhou Tian, "So, I blame you?"

Fatty, "No! It doesn't mean that, it doesn't mean that." ”

Zhou Tian, "That's over, that's over! To be honest, don't look at the two of us never see each other, but I'm still very impressed by you!"

Fatty, "Impressed with me?"

Zhou Tian said in a very sincere tone, "Yes." ”

Fatty, "Why am I a little unconvinced?"

Sunday, "I always hear people talk about you behind my back." ”

"They say me?"

Zhou Tian, "Yes, yes, they always talk about you." ”

Fatty," he ...... They all talk about me, they all talk about me?"

Zhou Tian waved his hand, "Pay attention to you, I don't want to spread this! We, let's not be this kind of rumor-monger, really, we are not this kind of person, so ......"

The fat man was big, "Don't don't, you better spread the word, or I'll faint." ”

"Let's be honest. "Sunday.

Fat man, "No, no, no, what did he, he, and they say about me?"

Zhou Tian, "I seek truth from facts, there is one to say, there is two to say, don't make up nonsense, what people say, I will pass on." ”

The fat man nodded, "Okay!"

"I heard them say, I didn't tell me this, you had to tell me. Zhou Tian, "Anyway, I hear them always say that, and I don't know if it's true or not, saying that you are a very righteous person!, right?"

Fatty, "Yes!!" I'm a person who pays more attention to feelings. ”

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man, "Make friends, don't make a mistake, you must make such a friend." ”

Fatty, "Ho!"

Zhou Tian, "Your biggest characteristic is that you spend money like dirt, and you don't take money as money." ”

Fat man, "Yes!"

Sunday, "You stick a knife in your friend's ribs!"

"It should. "Fatty.

Zhou Tian, "Who do you want to get along with, can you take out your heart and give him food!"

Fatty, "Then I'm willing!"

Zhou Tian, "Who do you want to see is not pleasing to the eye, and you will lose your face at that time!"

Fatty, "I'll ignore him." ”

Zhou Tian, "If he has an opinion on anyone, he dares to mention it in person!"

Fatty, "Mention!"

Zhou Tian, "I made a mistake, as soon as I heard it, oh, it was wrong, alas, he changed it!"

Fatty, "Listen!"

Zhou Tian, "The heart is straightforward and fast-talking, and he doesn't hold grudges." ”

Fatty, "yes!"

Sunday, "You don't have a bad mouth!"

Fatty, "That's right!"

Zhou Tian, "Yes, the stinky mouth is not smelly! Don't look at this stinky mouth, in fact, it is the smell of the stomach, he has a bad appetite, you know? The mouth is actually not too stinky! The mouth is ...... smelly."

God-like baggage.

It's just thrown out.

made many viewers laugh crazy.

The fat man on the stage, his face changed, and he retorted to Zhou Tian: "You have a bad mouth!"

Zhou Tian, "Isn't that a bad thing?"

Fatty, "Good words? You stinky mouth is endless, people don't remember this stinky heart, and people won't be happy to drink saliva from people's bowls! Don't talk like that." ”

Zhou Tian, "I mean to say that you are a fast person, you are a quick person! I am looking for you today." ”

Fatty, "What's wrong with me?"

"It's fine. "Zhou Tian," I just want to catch up with you. ”

Fatty, "Reminiscence?"

Zhou Tian, "If you can't remember me and forget me, you can also say that I want to climb high today and make you a friend." ”

Fatty, "You said it! ”

Zhou Tian sighed and said, "Are you willing to make me this friend?"

Fat man, "Yes! ”

Zhou Tian, "So, I invite you, I invite you!"

"Huh, what did you invite me for?" Fatso.

Zhou Tian generously shouted out the word "eat".