Chapter 749 The olive branch handed over by Huang Xiaolan
The big surprise of the program's listening rate really made Zhou Tian and Wang Le happy, but what made them even happier was still to come.
This is more surprising than the big increase in listening, nothing else, but an opportunity for a condolence performance.
If it was an ordinary condolence performance, Zhou Tian and the fat man would not be so happy, mainly because the opportunity for this condolence performance was too precious. It's not too precious, but for Zhou Tian and Wang Le, it has an extremely special meaning.
The person who called them was Huang Xiaolan.
Who is Huang Xiaolan?
She is a close disciple of a cross talk master in China, and with the help of her master, she is active on major domestic TV stages, and she belongs to the kind of cross talk actor who is very popular and very popular. Huang Xiaolan asked Zhou Tian on the phone, saying that in a few days she would go to my country's famous missile unit to perform in the barracks for condolence performances, and there are still a few actors missing, and asked Zhou Tian and the fat man if they have time, if so, go with her, if not, then forget it.
The news.
For Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who have always wanted to be soldiers, but have never been soldiers, it is completely good news, so they agreed without thinking about it.
A few days after that.
Zhou Tian was all spent in excitement, to what extent was the excitement?
It doesn't matter if he laughs, but it makes many fans who listen to the show mistakenly think that Zhou Tian received an invitation to kick the hall in the cross talk competition, so they will be so happy. This also made the fat man who was in front of him constantly explain the reason why Zhou Tian laughed for several days, thus indirectly adding countless laughs to the show.
Time is like water.
The years are like a song.
In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the condolence performance of Zhou Tian and Wang Le's military camp.
this day.
Under the leadership of Huang Xiaolan, the two of them entered the temporary condolence performance troupe, and then took a bus to the mysterious and longed-for military camp.
After another delicious barracks meal, the condolence artists began their journey of condolence.
First is the opening dance, then there is a personal magic show, after the magic show, there is a song, and after the song, there is the cross talk of Zhou Tian and the fat man.
After the host's introduction, the two appeared on the stage in military uniforms.
The officers and soldiers below applauded in unison.
It is worthy of being a military camp, worthy of being a soldier in the military camp, even the applause is different from others, it is unusually neat and loud, and even the stop is so neat and uniform.
After the officers and soldiers applauded.
Zhou Tian and the fat man talked about cross talk one after the other.
"Dear comrades and soldiers, hello, I am Zhou Tian, a non-professional cross talk actor, who is so famous. Zhou Tian first said, when talking about being a little famous, he gestured with his right hand a little, and then continued, "I am very happy to be able to come to our army today and say cross talk for you, as we all know, cross talk is divided into stand-up comedy and not stand-up comedy. ”
"Wait, wait. The fat man next to him stretched out his hand at this time to stop Zhou Tian, who was talking non-stop, "What is stand-up comedy?
"Stand-up comedy is the cross talk spoken by one person, not stand-up comedy, not the cross talk spoken by one person. Zhou Tian explained.
"Teacher Zhou, are you still talking about cross talk?" The fat man stared at Zhou Tian with wide eyes, then pointed at Zhou Tian with his finger, and asked the officers and soldiers under the stage, "Comrades of officers and soldiers, I can't hear his cross talk, it's all wrong." ”
"What's wrong?" Zhou Tian asked rhetorically in the dialect of their hometown, which was accented by Zhou Tian's hometown, which immediately made many officers and soldiers burst into laughter.
"What's wrong?" the fat man learned Zhou Tian's hometown accent and said: "Cross talk is classified according to the number of people, divided into stand-up comedy, counter-mouth comedy and group comedy. Stand-up comedy has a characteristic, that is, it is performed by a cross talk actor. The number of actors in stand-up comedy is usually two, which is commonly known as a handful and a tease. For example, the cross talk between me and you, the cross talk that the two of us are talking about now, is the counterpart cross talk, you say I hold it, I praise you and tease. Because of the different content and language style, stand-up comedy can be divided into three categories: "one head is heavy", "son and mother" and "mouth is live". Group comedy, as the name suggests, shows three or more actors, A is called funny, B is called funny, and C is greasy. According to the classification of content and function, cross talk is divided into satirical cross talk, this cross talk can satirize yourself or others, like you said in the "Late Night Story" program yesterday, the cross talk is satirical cross talk, you are satirizing me. ”
"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... The applause of the officers and soldiers rang out after the fat man pointed his finger at himself and said, "You are sarcastic about me."
"After the satirical cross talk, there is the praise cross talk. As soon as the fat man finished talking about the praise-type cross talk, Zhou Tian rushed to say: "I know this, it is a crosstalk that is specially praised, like the crosstalk that we said in our program the day before yesterday that specifically praised me, it is a praise-type crosstalk." ”
"Phew. The fat man snorted Zhou Tian for a while, "Do you want to be embarrassed, why do you put gold on your face like this? Just you? also sing praise-type cross talk? After singing praise-type cross talk, it is entertainment type cross talk, as the name suggests, it is a cross talk specially used for entertainment." In addition to the above classifications, we can also classify them according to the era, according to the era, cross talk can be divided into traditional cross talk, new cross talk and contemporary cross talk, where is there any stand-up comedy and non-stand-up comedy you said?"
"Isn't it right that I said that cross talk is divided into stand-up comedy and non-stand-up comedy?" Zhou Tian spread his hands and looked at the fat man with a particularly innocent expression.
"It's all this time, why are you still insisting?" asked the fat man.
"Because I'm right. Zhou Tian swore an oath.
"What's wrong?" you tell me. ”
Zhou Tian wrenched his fingers and said, "Is stand-up comedy a cross talk spoken by one person?"
The fat man nodded, "Yes." ”
Zhou Tian continued to ask. "Do you need two people to perform a comedy?"
"Yes, it's two people performing. The fat man chimed in.
"Is there more than two people in a group comedy?"
The fat man snorted.
"The cross talk of those two people and the cross talk of more than two people, can it be summarized by non-stand-up comedy. Zhou Tian gave an example: "Isn't it?"
The fat man scratched his head with his hand, "It seems that there is some truth in what he said." ”
"What does it mean to make some sense?" Zhou Tian, "that makes sense." ”
"He, I was fooled by you. The fat man suddenly realized.
Under the stage.
The countless officers and soldiers sitting there all laughed out loud at this moment.
"It's not that I'm fooling you, but that's the case, people who talk about traditional cross talk like to wear robes and say cross talk, which represents tradition. The new-school cross talk actors wear Mao suits and suits to talk about cross talk, which represents a new era, contemporary cross talk actors, there is not so much attention, what they like to wear, they wear what they say cross talk, like brothers, they like to wear this. Zhou Tian pointed to the military uniform on his body.